Funkin out in the eliptical digi-dome o'love.... I know you want some a' this.

Starfish

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Come juice this fruit and spin me into a dizzy candy bit to boot.... Package it up, and squeeze it all tight, and maybe this star will burst, baby, TONIGHT!

Just call me a tidal wave of flavor!

Is that candy better, baby? I know those necklaces I mentioned earlier suck, but I suck in a good way. ;)
 
She's a machine....pre-programmed to press my carnal buttons.....she blasts throught the galaxy and falls like a stuntman for my still beating heart.

Gimme some sugar baby.. ;-)
 
I want a lesson in the politics of Steve Dallas, thinking that he was the one who promoted Bills campaign all through the 80's, right... or was that Opus? Fuck if I remember.

Just spank me teacher.

Sex God, I want to hear the song you posted lyrics to, my sugarplumage, but I don't know where to go, what to do, how to hear it. What shall I do?

My pussy slobber status raises at about a 1 to 1 incline each second your are near me, in this vast realm of glitz and serious anti-matter.

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I forgot to roll into that fall...... I'll just do it again for the sake of the film.

Did I mention I am really really interested in spankings lately? I feel like Santa isn't going to bring me anything, if I don't take some punishment for my current bad behavior.
 
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your words are confusing to me, but Boo thinks you are just ducky!
 
Who's Boo? Is that the little girl in Monsters Inc.?

She was cute but I don't want her to hear me seducing that of the likes of IFB, and his all powerful resistance to my alluring nature.

I'll get you my pretty..... A hahahaha aaaahaha
 
Hmmmm.......well, roll head first. A half assed job is only one cheek away from greatness.....

As for the tricky song.....I trust your ingenuity.
 
I actually am just tired, and lazy as you knew already, and that is really why you didn't give me advice. Your faith in me is not in vein.

I do suck a mean.... macaroon.

Speaking of, and sugar and all....

They are the easiest treat I've ever made. I just ventured into the world of the macaroon and I am sorry I didn't get fat off these years ago. ;)

Oh, but hey, 2 of them in a row is enough to put me into a sugar induced coma.


all you need is

3 cups sweetened coconut
1 can sweetened condensed milk
bourbon vanilla (not imatation or I'll personally come down there and whoop your cajun ass) Like a tsp. or so.

whip it all up. dollop bitty clumps onto a well greased pan, and bake at 350F for 10 minutes. Cool em on a fucking rack and you have enough sugar to run on for a week.

Well, cept for the Starfish brand (registered trademark) sugar you NEED every now and again.
 
Boo is no little girl!!! Boo is my miniature giant space hampster, and a very smart one, at that!
 
fish that was one trippy sex vibe you were laying on us this morning.

Hope you're having a good morning and that you got your macaroons.

Very trippy indeed. :)
 
Jim, Sexual Psyche-delia is my personal fav. I can do all the erotic mind warp tricks. I know them all by heart.

Okay, I must say, JUSPAR???? How did you squeeze in up there?

Now, Just because I was being trippy, doesn't mean I was tripping. I didn't see you there between the Teacher and IFB.

Well, hello there. :D

Okay Scylis, I see, but one thing... The correct term is 'dwarfed Giant Space Hamster'. Oh, and is he a brown and white Hamster or purple and aqua?
 
PCG, Did you ever see that movie "The Out of Towners" with Goldie Hawn and Steve Martin.

I love the scene when Goldie is in the apartment building looking for her daughter and knocks on the door across the hall and this lady in leather opens the door, and is all talking about how sweet their daughter is, but then you hear some loud noise in the apartment and she yells over her shoulder "Hey, You break that rack, you buy it!".


I can only imagine that delights that one would find in her dungeon. I bet Cym would want to go to NYC for Vacation now, if she knew she could walk up to any random door and have a chance at finding THAT scenario! ;)


Juspar, it did it again! LOL
 
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Jim, Sexual Psyche-delia is my personal fav. I can do all the erotic mind warp tricks. I know them all by heart.

I don't know the tricks. I just improvise the sexual funk from he soul, baby. Either way, it's good music.
 
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