Funeral for a friend...

[Allexus_TN]

My mother periodically asks where I'd want to be planted if I were to go before I thought it was my time. I say, cremate me, harvesting any useful organs first. Then, toss me off of a nearby mountain, by the waterfall. Then go have a huge party, loud country music and tons of food. No tears, no sadness. I want to spend eternity by that waterfall.

 

[MysticSwing]

You know, when I first started reading this thread I was thinking, "Oh, how sad, yet touching."....

Then as I read on you ..... Gawd! The "ashes in an envelope and mailed in a letter once a month for about a year."??? LMAO!!! That's classic! I laughed so hard!! (Kinda scary. The thread is titled "funeral for a friend" and here I sit laughing!) ;D

~~Mystic

Oh, and paganangel, just make sure I get invited to the funeral honey.... I'll stay sober and be the designated torch thrower!

 

[Rambrat]

My mother periodically asks where I'd want to be planted if I were to go before I thought it was my time. I say, cremate me, harvesting any useful organs first. Then, toss me off of a nearby mountain, by the waterfall. Then go have a huge party, loud country music and tons of food. No tears, no sadness. I want to spend eternity by that waterfall.

Awww...that's beautiful...except for the country music...LOL...kidding ya Allexus...

 

[Rambrat]

You know, when I first started reading this thread I was thinking, "Oh, how sad, yet touching."....

Then as I read on you ..... Gawd! The "ashes in an envelope and mailed in a letter once a month for about a year."??? LMAO!!! That's classic! I laughed so hard!! (Kinda scary. The thread is titled "funeral for a friend" and here I sit laughing!) ;D

~~Mystic

Oh, and paganangel, just make sure I get invited to the funeral honey.... I'll stay sober and be the designated torch thrower!

it can be sad, touching and funny...

I get the impression that people would start lighting a fire before the boat made it into the water...

 

[RawHumor]

My mother periodically asks where I'd want to be planted if I were to go before I thought it was my time. I say, cremate me, harvesting any useful organs first. Then, toss me off of a nearby mountain, by the waterfall. Then go have a huge party, loud country music and tons of food. No tears, no sadness. I want to spend eternity by that waterfall.

But aren't "loud country music" and "no tears, no sadness" contradictory? I mean, if there's loud country music, won't the sadness and tears naturally follow?


For the envelope idea, you could write "Guess what? I finally got to see Paris, and it was a lot cheaper than I ever would have thought!" with stamps from all over the world on it.

 

[Allexus_TN]

But aren't "loud country music" and "no tears, no sadness" contradictory? I mean, if there's loud country music, won't the sadness and tears naturally follow?

Not all country is like that

 

[MysticSwing]

I get the impression that people would start lighting a fire before the boat made it into the water...

Yeah, I kinda get that feeling too! lol

~~Mystic

 

[Rambrat]

Not all country is like that

That's right...you have the soft twangy melodies...

 

[Rambrat]

Yeah, I kinda get that feeling too! lol

~~Mystic

part of it could be the avatar...

 

[paganangel]

You know, when I first started reading this thread I was thinking, "Oh, how sad, yet touching."....

Then as I read on you ..... Gawd! The "ashes in an envelope and mailed in a letter once a month for about a year."??? LMAO!!! That's classic! I laughed so hard!! (Kinda scary. The thread is titled "funeral for a friend" and here I sit laughing!) ;D

~~Mystic

Oh, and paganangel, just make sure I get invited to the funeral honey.... I'll stay sober and be the designated torch thrower!

thanx...i think

 

[Rambrat]

thanx...i think

LOL...seems you've made some friends...
hey...now you can post a thread...and get plenty of people to show up....

 

[MysticSwing]

thanx...i think

You're so very welcome!

Nothing bad was meant by my offer... I guess the thought of a bunch of drunk people trying to throw a burning torch onto a boat in the middle of the water sounds like an amusing site! Wouldn't wanna miss it! Thats all! HONESTLY!

~~Mystic

 

[Rambrat]

You're so very welcome!

Nothing bad was meant by my offer... I guess the thought of a bunch of drunk people trying to throw a burning torch onto a boat in the middle of the water sounds like an amusing site! Wouldn't wanna miss it! Thats all! HONESTLY!

~~Mystic

nice save...

 

[Summery]

Re: A Big Old Kick Ass party

Free Booze, Free Food and Everyone is Invited and hopefull lasts at least a week.
Dump my ashes over my ex-wifes house by plane so that maybe some of my ashes will get in her eye. lol

This is what I want!

But you can dump my ashes all over the ocean instead.

My ex doesn't deserve any part of me, even after I am dead.

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: A Big Old Kick Ass party

This is what I want!

But you can dump my ashes all over the ocean instead.

My ex doesn't deserve any part of me, even after I am dead.

just forward all your junk mail...

 

[ginslinger]

Don't cry for me...

Seems to me would rather have my friends celebrate my life, and how I lived it... Rather not have anyone mourn or cry for me...

 

[Summery]

Re: Re: Re: A Big Old Kick Ass party

just forward all your junk mail...

I like that idea. That may be one thing of mine he deserves.

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Don't cry for me...

Seems to me would rather have my friends celebrate my life, and how I lived it... Rather not have anyone mourn or cry for me...

Oh no...that comes afterwards...first, I want them to cry....

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A Big Old Kick Ass party

I like that idea. That may be one thing of mine he deserves.

can I have the part he's not getting?

 

[ARaynes]

I would want to be cremated and my ashes put into several little containers for each person to take home so they could never say I was never with them.

 

[paganangel]

it can be sad, touching and funny...

I get the impression that people would start lighting a fire before the boat made it into the water...

dude, i think they'd light the fire b4 i made it to the boat.

 

[Summery]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A Big Old Kick Ass party

can I have the part he's not getting?

I'll let you and JL share those parts.......

 

[Rambrat]

dude, i think they'd light the fire b4 i made it to the boat.

LOL...I sometimes have that effect on people...

 

[Rambrat]

I would want to be cremated and my ashes put into several little containers for each person to take home so they could never say I was never with them.

make it a glass jar with wax lips attached...

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A Big Old Kick Ass party

I'll let you and JL share those parts.......

I get first dibs on your breasts...