Funboy & G.R.

[InternationalFunboy]

We're going to talk about Poop, now??

allright....regular turds.......goin out is easier than going in.....

And as for being boring......sawree, sweet meat.. This is your thread though......I'm just along for the ride.....

I guess you should have bid for someone besides the ol' ball and chain....

hey can you come back later.......with that hooker friend of yours?

 

[Starfish]

HuH? My thread???

it says Funboy & G.R.

You are just lazy. Who is my hooker friend? Scylis? No, he's a pimp, I am the hooker.

Uh, I mean, I am a student of important things honey. I swear that I go to school each day, and not down to the coner.

Uh, I swear it, baby!

mumbles: old ball and chain! We havn't even fucked yet!


So how was your day, baby? Mine sucked.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

yeah your thread, YOU won me, remember? You're the man now, dawg...

I'm not the "unh unh lick here stretch my pink bits" stunt-cock that you seem to think I am......that's all too easy, and boring....

You have to Fuck my mind! With a ten inch wit.......and a sopping wet hoary love cave made of cleverness and charm....

 

[Starfish]

Isn't that what I've been doing? I haven't even been fucking it, I've been making love to it!

You have insulted me for the last time, funboy!

I can tell you want out of this homogenous relationship, and you are trying to make it all look like it's my fault.
Well, tough. I am not going to be pushed around anymore, you little tramp. And I am not letting you out the easy way!
You have to work for it, you little cunt.

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG ME FOR FORGIVENESS, AND BEG ME TO LET YOU SERVE ME!

 

[scylis]

ok, spanky... time for your reeducation...
*slaps Funboy*
from now on you WILL do everything your master (that's G.R.) tells you to!
*slap*
you WILL do each task with a singleminded dilligence, forgoing everything else to please her!
*slap*
you WILL live you please her!
*slap*
you WILL NOT feel pleasure until she feels pleasure!
*slap*
you WILL NOT feel happy unless she is happy!
*slap*
and you WILL be a GOOD LITTLE SLAVE for her from now on, YOU GET ME?!?

 

[Starfish]

He is the most insubordinate slave I've ever kept. I can't believe it. Don't kill him yet, Master. Just bruise him up a little, and a little blood letting won't scathe him, much.

 

[scylis]

i shall endeavor to teach him his role, my pet...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

hahahahhaha...............scylis hits like a girl!

What's with all the jumping to Conclusions going on here? Insulted? yeeks......

I'm feeling way too much stress in this thread......I need a vacation! Then I'll comeback and put GRs shoes in my bum and make jokes about the lightsabre in my pants and .......and......and......

GIve FREE Mustache rides to G all FLippin' Night till she Collapses or suffocates me......whichever comes first...!!

 

[Starfish]

Do you have a mustache?

Oh and I can feel insulted if I want, BOY!

If I gave you an order to you, would you follow it?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

WOULD eye? I don't know.......I'd have to make the call right then and there....

And no I don't have a mustache, but i can still give mustache rides, right??

 

[Starfish]

Right, but in this thread you still have to do what I say you have to do.

Right? It is MY thread, afterall. Maybe if you had staked some claim in this here territory, then you'd be havin more say in the matter...

Oh, and slaves don't get vacation time. Just so you know.



Now, I am getting sick of your selective attention span, so do as I ordered you to do in that thread up there......

 

[Starfish]

Darth Vader. Duh!


Anyway, slut, get down and service your Mistress.....

Or I'll fuck you in the butt with a strap on.

I don't make a very good Mistress, do I???

 

[Starfish]

ooopsy..... let this die.. sorry......