Fun with Titles

[midwestyankee]

In the spirit of DGE's punning thread, I thought of a way to have some more fun with words: combining titles of movies, books, and television shows in lewdly entertaining ways.

Example: How I Met Your Mother + The Big Bang Theory = How I Bang Your Mother.

Who's next?

 

[Chiara_searches]

Are we allowed to combine across media type?

The Big Chill + Moby-Dick = The Big Dick

 

[midwestyankee]

Are we allowed to combine across media type?

The Big Chill + Moby-Dick = The Big Dick

I love it!

 

[Chiara_searches]

Just a few from my bedside table:

Thud! + Lady Chatterley's Lover = Thud! Lover

The Sensuous Woman + Untamed Tongues = The Sensuous Tongues

Her Fearful Symmetry + The Omnivore's Dilemma = Her Fearful Dilemma

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

What do you call a rodent from Kazakhstan who cooks French food, and wears a manthong?

Boratatouille.

 

[seela]

I've always read the title of this thread as "Fun with Titties". I feel a bit let down now. *sad panda*

Sex and the City + Parks & Recreation = Sex and Recreation.

 

[midwestyankee]

Just a few from my bedside table:

Thud! + Lady Chatterley's Lover = Thud! Lover

The Sensuous Woman + Untamed Tongues = The Sensuous Tongues

Her Fearful Symmetry + The Omnivore's Dilemma = Her Fearful Dilemma

I'd read Thud Lover in a trice.

 

[midwestyankee]

What do you call a rodent from Kazakhstan who cooks French food, and wears a manthong?

Boratatouille.

I think he opened up a restaurant in China, Maine. It's called Eat Like Bear.

 

[midwestyankee]

I've always read the title of this thread as "Fun with Titties". I feel a bit let down now. *sad panda*

Sex and the City + Parks & Recreation = Sex and Recreation.

I'm so glad someone finally copped to succumbing to this tittle trick.

Boston Public + Sex and the City = Public Sex and the City

 

[TarevaChine]

How to Train Your Dragon + Lady and The Tramp = How to Train Your Tramp

Finger Licken' Fifteen + Driving Miss Daisy = Finger Licken' Daisy

 

[midwestyankee]

How to Train Your Dragon + Lady and The Tramp = How to Train Your Tramp

Finger Licken' Fifteen + Driving Miss Daisy = Finger Licken' Daisy

These are both great!

 

[seela]

I'm so glad someone finally copped to succumbing to this tittle trick.

Ooh, I see what you did there! You're such a cunning punnist.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ooh, I see what you did there! You're such a cunning punnist.

I'll accept your characterization that I'm cunning. Since I'm a linguist by training, that would make me a...

 

[seela]

I'll accept your characterization that I'm cunning. Since I'm a linguist by training, that would make me a...

Err.. My personal hero?

I'm a linguist, too. Well, one in training. And anyone who gets a job in that field is my personal hero, especially if it's other than teaching.

 

[midwestyankee]

Err.. My personal hero?

I'm a linguist, too. Well, one in training. And anyone who gets a job in that field is my personal hero, especially if it's other than teaching.

Sorry to disappoint you but I never did work in the field. As I was approaching the start of my dissertation work I studied the job market. And then promptly said goodbye to Saussure and Chomsky and said hello to commerce and then later to teaching outside the university.

 

[TarevaChine]

How Stella Got Her Grove Back + Whipped = How Stella Got Whipped

Sleeping with Fear + A Few Good Men = Sleeping with a Few Good Men

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Sleepless in Seattle + Alice in Wonderland...

Sleepless in Alice

 

[notalwaysweak]

HIMYM + TBBT + Community = How I Met Your Bang Community.

The heartwarmingly lewd sitcom about a young man who meets his polyamorous girlfriend's other lovers for the first time.

 

[satindesire]

How I Met Your Mother, The Vagina monologues, Sweet Smell of Success, Like Mike, Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs.

Your Mother's Vagina Smells Like Meatballs.

 

[TarevaChine]

Daddy's Girl + Two and a Half Men = Daddy's Girl and Two Men

Watch Me Die + Spread = Watch Me Spread