Fun with Babelfish!

[Keroin]

Ahhh... my only foreign airline experience was a relatively short hop on JAL in the late 60s, and since the stewardesses wore *extremely* short skirts and bent *way* over every time they served someone, I didn't notice much else about the flight. You know, the whole no-blood-to-the-upper-brain thing.

Yep, know it well...through second hand experience...er...that is.

Aero California is also quite bad. The sky hags on that airline would make a male submissive jump for joy. I swear they threw the bags of peanuts at people, I'm surprised no one ever lost an eye. Wish my Spanish was better, I'm sure the part of the safety speech they did in Spanish contained something about using the stupid gringos as airbags if the plane should crash, and it probably would because Guillermo, the pilot, spent all night at his second job emceeing the donkey show in Rosarito Beach.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

.... the donkey show in Rosarito Beach.

You've seen the donkey show in Rosarito Beach, too? Awesome!

 

[ZRT]

You've seen the donkey show in Rosarito Beach, too? Awesome!
to Korean
to English
You've In order to show from Rosarito seashores which are visible as the donkey, too? Top!

 

[Puman]

Germans are boring... I don't even have to tell you which title I used...
German to English:
What formed you for smile/laughter today?

 

[neci]

Erotic manipulation & of the photograph; The paintings of the body

from english to dutch

thread: Erotic Photo Manipulation & Body Paintings

 

[Cattypuss]

This one's my favourite just because I want to know where the "taxpayer" came from???

In the UK "rates" are a form of tax.

 

[HisSexyPet]

ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

English to Greek and back again

ASSHAT GRANTS: Better bad PMs and the electronic posts received

 

[neci]

Prostate Massage Tips and Tricks

english to japanese and back...

You massage the prostate gland [hi] [tsu] chestnut returning, the trick

 

[ZRT]

I love this stuff. But then I'm still a child at heart and crack up over Mad Libs.

...hm... Mad Lib thread.

Maybe later.

Anyway!

graceanne's best anagram name is anger acne
To Italian
To English
graceanne' the best name dell' anagram of s is anger acne

 

[Keroin]

You've seen the donkey show in Rosarito Beach, too? Awesome!

I laughed. I cried. It was much better than "Cats".

You've seen the donkey show in Rosarito Beach, too? Awesome!
to Korean
to English
You've In order to show from Rosarito seashores which are visible as the donkey, too? Top!

I'm going to start using the simile in this one.

"It was as visible as the donkey."

That should confuse people.

Germans are boring... I don't even have to tell you which title I used...
German to English:
What formed you for smile/laughter today?

A German joke is no laughing matter.

Erotic manipulation & of the photograph; The paintings of the body

from english to dutch

thread: Erotic Photo Manipulation & Body Paintings

I'm trying to visualize how one might erotically manipulate a photograph...hm, I got nothin'.

In the UK "rates" are a form of tax.

Thank you! Not just a fun thread, educational, as well!

ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

English to Greek and back again

ASSHAT GRANTS: Better bad PMs and the electronic posts received

I love the oxymoronishness of the bold text.

Prostate Massage Tips and Tricks

english to japanese and back...

You massage the prostate gland [hi] [tsu] chestnut returning, the trick

It's like a haiku that one. Chestnut?

I love this stuff. But then I'm still a child at heart and crack up over Mad Libs.

...hm... Mad Lib thread.

Maybe later.

Anyway!

graceanne's best anagram name is anger acne
To Italian
To English
graceanne' the best name dell' anagram of s is anger acne

I think one needs to chew on some peyote buttons and then read the above. It makes my brain hurt.

 

[ZRT]

I'm trying to visualize how one might erotically manipulate a photograph...hm, I got nothin'.

Hold on, I'll print out one of your birthday pics and get my webcam.

...shit, I don't have a webcam.

 

[Keroin]

Hold on, I'll print out one of your birthday pics and get my webcam.

...shit, I don't have a webcam.

I hope I don't wake up one day and decide I want to run for office somewhere. I can just see it on FOX news now...

"Ms Keroin claims to be environmentalist but we found this disturbing photograph showing her in a revealing pose with an echinoderm! Thanks to Mr ZRT for sending us that one."

 

[ZRT]

I hope I don't wake up one day and decide I want to run for office somewhere.

I'd never fucking talk to you ever again.

Don't even joke like that.

I can just see it on FOX news now...

"Ms Keroin claims to be environmentalist but we found this disturbing photograph showing her in a revealing pose with an echinoderm! Thanks to Mr ZRT for sending us that one."

And no matter how many times I told them how to pronounce 'echinoderm', they still managed to botch it.

Teach me to get all polysyllabic with Fox. *sigh*

ETA: "But isn't it a starfish?"

 

[Keroin]

I'd never fucking talk to you ever again.

Don't even joke like that.



And no matter how many times I told them how to pronounce 'echinoderm', they still managed to botch it.

Teach me to get all polysyllabic with Fox. *sigh*

ETA: "But isn't it a starfish?"

"Bill, the starfish, or *ecknidaterm*, in this horrifying photo, would you say it's suffering?"

"Yes, clearly. You can tell by the 15% change in angle of the third leg, that this efridogarm is in a state of trauma."

"Ms Keroin claims it was already dead when the photo was taken, your thoughts?"

"Our team of forensic scientists, (who we may have paid a large sum of money to and/or threatened the families of), have unanimously agreed the eggrhinohurc was alive at the time of Ms Keroin's molestation."

"And, Bill, science is indisputable, we all know that."

"Word."

 

[ZRT]

"Bill, the starfish, or *ecknidaterm*, in this horrifying photo, would you say it's suffering?"

"Yes, clearly. You can tell by the 15% change in angle of the third leg, that this efridogarm is in a state of trauma."

"Ms Keroin claims it was already dead when the photo was taken, your thoughts?"

"Our team of forensic scientists, (who we may have paid a large sum of money to and/or threatened the families of), have unanimously agreed the eggrhinohurc was alive at the time of Ms Keroin's molestation."

"And, Bill, science is indisputable, we all know that."

"Word."

"Next on Fox and Friends, Evolution: Misguided Folly, or Tool of Satan?"

 

[Keroin]

"Next on Fox and Friends, Evolution: Misguided Folly, or Tool of Satan?"

Congratulations! You are today's winner of the Made Keroin Spit Beverage onto Computer Screen Award.

Please see the hostess for your prize.

 

[ZRT]

Congratulations! You are today's winner of the Made Keroin Spit Beverage onto Computer Screen Award.

Please see the hostess for your prize.

Congratulations! You are today's winner of the Made Keroin Spit Beverage onto Computer Screen Award.
To Russian
To English
Congratulations! You today' conqueror s made a beverage of the spit Of keroin to the award of the screen of computer.

 

[Keroin]

Congratulations! You are today's winner of the Made Keroin Spit Beverage onto Computer Screen Award.
To Russian
To English
Congratulations! You today' conqueror s made a beverage of the spit Of keroin to the award of the screen of computer.

Spit of Keroin, I saw that on the cocktail menu at TGI Friday's. Seriously.

 

[Keroin]

I really couldn't resist...

Women smelling and tasting their own asses.

English to Greek and back...

Women that smell and that trys their donkeys.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I really couldn't resist...

Women smelling and tasting their own asses.

English to Greek and back...

Women that smell and that trys their donkeys.

And we're right back in Rosarita Beach!

 

[Keroin]

And we're right back in Rosarita Beach!

To be honest, Rosarita Beach was where I first discovered the power and the glory that is illegal Mexican fireworks.

*Smiles wistfully*

 

[Sir_Winston54]

"The more you beat me, I will fawn on you.
Use me but as your spaniel—spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me. Only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you."

A Midsummer Night's Dream

To French:
Plus que vous me battez, j'aduleront sur vous.
Employez-moi mais en tant que votre épagneul - jetez-moi, frappez-moi,
négligez-moi, perdez-moi. Donnez-seulement moi le congé,
Tout indigne que je suis, de suivre vous.

French to Dutch:
Meer dan slaat u me, j' op u zullen ophemelen.
Gebruikt mij maar als uw spaniel - werpen treft mij, verwaarloost,
verliest. Geeft-alleen maar ik het verlof,
erg verontwaardigt dat ik ben, om u te volgen

Dutch to English:
More than you beat me, I on you will adulate.
Uses me but as your spaniel - to throw find me, neglects itself,
loses. Only gives but I leave,
a lot incense that I am, to follow you.

 

[ZRT]

On the way home, I whispered to Sarah Palin that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep.
to Dutch
to French
to English
Way house, j' whispered qu' in Sarah Palin I would divide my suikergoed with him, but it fell fast into the sleep.

 

[Keroin]

On the way home, I whispered to Sarah Palin that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep.
to Dutch
to French
to English
Way house, j' whispered qu' in Sarah Palin I would divide my suikergoed with him, but it fell fast into the sleep.

I divide my suikergoed with no one.

 

[Keroin]

Sorry, I had to do it...

"The Ethics of Casual BDSM"
to Spanish
to French
to Greek
back to English...

"Moral BDSM casual"

Which means, as anyone can plainly see, that casual BDSM is for the very moral among us.

Think I'll go do some more, it's been awhile!