Fun in the Snow!

[Svenskaflicka]

Can't say I've had that kind of fun in the snow.. But then again, around here it gets a wee bit cold, and one tends to want to avoid getting frost bitten in such dellicate areas..

Not to mention the fact that cold makes you a less desirable playmate.

 

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Swedes eat snow on Christmas Eve to appease Thor and Loki so they don't get mad. It also gives them their glowing complexion and Flaxen hair.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

...and our raspberry-colored, dripping noses and hoarse voices...

 

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...and our raspberry-colored, dripping noses and hoarse voices...

OOps, how did I forget that???
Thanks.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No problem. *sniff, snurfle*

 

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The Japanese eat it with Chopsticks and soy sauce, then they dance naked in it and laugh at American made goods.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ehrm, no, actually, that was us again.

 

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Ehrm, no, actually, that was us again.

Damn, you get around!

 

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There is no snow in Africa, lions and elephants don't like it, that's why they don't go up Mt Kilimanjaro.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

There is no snow in Africa, lions and elephants don't like it, that's why they don't go up Mt Kilimanjaro.

Not to mention the risk of getting killed by Swedish vacationing hunters.

 

[logophile]

It snowed here last night. Made me wish for a fireplace and someone to lay with! Well, I had hot cocoa on my balcony and then made love to myself. Almost as good, right?