need_it2night
Virgin
- Joined
- Feb 25, 2004
- Posts
- 3
Position Still Open: Women Only, please.
"Activity" Partner, i.e. Fuck Buddy
...but could lead to a more permanent position
Start Date: Immediately
About The Employer: Handsome SWM.
Due to the inconsistency and frustrating nature of the
dating scene, the position of Fuck Buddy
is now open. All interested female applicants are
encouraged to copy and paste the questionnaire below
and submit their answers via email. NO PHONE CALLS
PLEASE!!!
This is a serious inquiry (even if a little fun), so
please be ready to follow through if you submit this
application.
Compensation: Paid in orgasms and other related
fulfillment. The more you work, the more you can earn!
Other Benefits: Friendship, Dinners, drinks, Oral sex
(lot's of it), etc...
***************begin
questionnaire*****************************************
Age:
Ethnicity:
Location:
Height:
Weight:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Please list your Fuck Buddy experience(s) below:
Please describe your genital grooming habits:
What is your availability (ie.. 1x per week, 2x per
week...etc):
Please answer the following questions regarding ORAL
SEX:
Do you enjoy performing fellatio?
Please describe your fellatio skills, on a scale of 1
to 10:
Please complete the following % question:
When performing fellatio, I employ __% mouth , __%
tongue , __% hand(s)
Are you 'ball friendly'?
Do you enjoy receiving cunnilingus?:
Do you enjoy mutual fellatio/cunnilingus, otherwise
referred to as '69'?
Please answer the following questions regarding
VAGINAL SEX:
Please list the following positions in order of
preference:
1) missionary
2) girl on top
3) doggie style
4) reverse cowgirl
5) spoon
(feel free to supplement this list with unlisted
positions)
What is your preferred method/location of receiving
male ejaculate? :
Please answer the following questions regarding ANAL
SEX:
Do you partake in activities in and around your anus?:
(If yes, please list these activities)
What is the desired frequency of these activities
(ie..twice per month...etc):
What is your preferred position when engaged in anal
intercourse (if applicable):
Please answer the following with TRUE or FALSE:
1) I do not consider a hard penis to constitute a
hostile work environment:
2) I do not bring boyfriends, stalking ex-boyfriends
or other assorted dramas to my place of employment:
3) I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases:
(must answer true)
4) I do not object to the use of condoms: (must answer
true)
5) I understand that every effort will be made to
induce orgasm(s) for my enjoyment, but do not expect a
guarantee of one (or more) if I am having a stressful
day or experiencing any other complication that would
inhibit said orgasm:
6) I understand that my 'fuck buddy' will continue to
date in the traditional manner, and is free to engage
is sexual activity with due notice, but most likely
will not during my time of 'employment':
7) I understand that while words such as 'employment'
have been used in this questionnaire that there is
absolutely no financial compensation for this
position:
8) I believe that the only thing better than a tall,
handsome fuck buddy is a tall, handsome fuck buddy
with a sense of humor:
9) I understand that interviews for qualified
candidates will begin on Friday (or any time for that
matter)
and that if given an appointment time I may be asked
to perform fellatio:
10) I understand that I may say no to the request for
fellatio listed above, without damaging my prospects
for this position:
11) I understand that if contacted, a picture will be
required:
12) I understand that my answers will be held in the
strictest confidence:
13) I understand that this ad is real, if not a bit
silly and the product of work boredom:
**********end
questionnaire**********************************************
"Activity" Partner, i.e. Fuck Buddy
...but could lead to a more permanent position
Start Date: Immediately
About The Employer: Handsome SWM.
Due to the inconsistency and frustrating nature of the
dating scene, the position of Fuck Buddy
is now open. All interested female applicants are
encouraged to copy and paste the questionnaire below
and submit their answers via email. NO PHONE CALLS
PLEASE!!!
This is a serious inquiry (even if a little fun), so
please be ready to follow through if you submit this
application.
Compensation: Paid in orgasms and other related
fulfillment. The more you work, the more you can earn!
Other Benefits: Friendship, Dinners, drinks, Oral sex
(lot's of it), etc...
***************begin
questionnaire*****************************************
Age:
Ethnicity:
Location:
Height:
Weight:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Please list your Fuck Buddy experience(s) below:
Please describe your genital grooming habits:
What is your availability (ie.. 1x per week, 2x per
week...etc):
Please answer the following questions regarding ORAL
SEX:
Do you enjoy performing fellatio?
Please describe your fellatio skills, on a scale of 1
to 10:
Please complete the following % question:
When performing fellatio, I employ __% mouth , __%
tongue , __% hand(s)
Are you 'ball friendly'?
Do you enjoy receiving cunnilingus?:
Do you enjoy mutual fellatio/cunnilingus, otherwise
referred to as '69'?
Please answer the following questions regarding
VAGINAL SEX:
Please list the following positions in order of
preference:
1) missionary
2) girl on top
3) doggie style
4) reverse cowgirl
5) spoon
(feel free to supplement this list with unlisted
positions)
What is your preferred method/location of receiving
male ejaculate? :
Please answer the following questions regarding ANAL
SEX:
Do you partake in activities in and around your anus?:
(If yes, please list these activities)
What is the desired frequency of these activities
(ie..twice per month...etc):
What is your preferred position when engaged in anal
intercourse (if applicable):
Please answer the following with TRUE or FALSE:
1) I do not consider a hard penis to constitute a
hostile work environment:
2) I do not bring boyfriends, stalking ex-boyfriends
or other assorted dramas to my place of employment:
3) I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases:
(must answer true)
4) I do not object to the use of condoms: (must answer
true)
5) I understand that every effort will be made to
induce orgasm(s) for my enjoyment, but do not expect a
guarantee of one (or more) if I am having a stressful
day or experiencing any other complication that would
inhibit said orgasm:
6) I understand that my 'fuck buddy' will continue to
date in the traditional manner, and is free to engage
is sexual activity with due notice, but most likely
will not during my time of 'employment':
7) I understand that while words such as 'employment'
have been used in this questionnaire that there is
absolutely no financial compensation for this
position:
8) I believe that the only thing better than a tall,
handsome fuck buddy is a tall, handsome fuck buddy
with a sense of humor:
9) I understand that interviews for qualified
candidates will begin on Friday (or any time for that
matter)
and that if given an appointment time I may be asked
to perform fellatio:
10) I understand that I may say no to the request for
fellatio listed above, without damaging my prospects
for this position:
11) I understand that if contacted, a picture will be
required:
12) I understand that my answers will be held in the
strictest confidence:
13) I understand that this ad is real, if not a bit
silly and the product of work boredom:
**********end
questionnaire**********************************************
