Full Moon Dawning Friday the 13th

[sirhugs]

What happens when she wakes up in bed with the werewolf?

 

[Nezhul]

A heart attack?

 

[DaddysLilLolly]

She gets on all fours and waits for doggie?

 

[Carnevil9]

Big Bad Wolf: "And now, I'm going to FUCK you!!"

Little Red Riding Hood: "On no you aren't; you're gonna EAT me, like it says in the book!"

 

[Hypoxia]

We awoke under the full moon at an Indian casino at Lake Havasu. Neither of us went werewolf. How disappointing. But I did hear howling from nearby RVs. We kept the doors locked.

Okay, so just before full moon, a guy and gal hook up. He awakens to a hairy bedmate. Does she nibble him? Does he strain canine hairs from his teeth? Does he train her to sit, roll over, play dead, beg, assume the position?

 

[sirhugs]

no doubt the sex is doggy style....

 

[Hypoxia]

Werewolves are so... common... yawn. For excitement, try awakening next to a were-seal, a selkie. Or a were-bonobo, or were-goat, or were-redneck (shudder).