Full-Figured, Curvy, Rubenesque, BBW...

[sticky_keyboard]

*raises an eyebrow*

Oh?

It's more than an eyebrow you usually raise.

 

[John Doe]

I don't know about all the other fat chicks, but I happen to do it rather well.

Okay, then suck it.

 

[rimmy]

Cuz your mom blew me, bitch.

And I thought talking about Kafka was sophomoric?

 

[DarkstarNova]

tell the women around here not to be ****s

He didnt learn, Lili...slap him again, lol

 

[Ms_Lilith]

It's more than an eyebrow you usually raise.

*blush*

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Okay, then suck it.

um.. no.


no, I won't be doing that.

 

[John Doe]

It's more than an eyebrow you usually raise.

He means his penis.

 

[Guest]

He didnt learn, Lili...slap him again, lol

shouldnt you be at a bar teasing men?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

He didnt learn, Lili...slap him again, lol

*shrug* I don't tend to resort to voilence.. if one slap doesn't do it, I'm not raising my hand again.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

He means his penis.

oh my god, you're fucking kidding me.

I NEVER would have deduced that.

 

[John Doe]

um.. no.


no, I won't be doing that.

Then how do I know you know how? Prove it.

 

[Guest]

I'm horny.

 

[John Doe]

And I thought talking about Kafka was sophomoric?

What I said about your mom was immature, not sophomoric.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Then how do I know you know how? Prove it.

Do I care if you believe me? No.

 

[John Doe]

*shrug* I don't tend to resort to voilence.. if one slap doesn't do it, I'm not raising my hand again.

That's not pacifism, that's just laziness. Although it's frequently difficult to tell the difference anyway.

 

[John Doe]

I'm horny.

Me too. Wanna fuck?

 

[John Doe]

oh my god, you're fucking kidding me.

I NEVER would have deduced that.

Glad I could help.

 

[Adrenaline]

I see.

Cheer up, there's someone out there who appreciates us pointy lawn chairs. (If my memory stands me in good stead, I think you've got someone who already does.)

 

[John Doe]

Do I care if you believe me? No.

then why did you mention it in the first place?

 

[pipercatt]

As I've said before, give me a soft and comfortable recliner over a pointy lawn chair anyday.

That's quote-worthy.

 

[Epiphany]

You made my day!

Thank you.

 

[John Doe]

Cheer up, there's someone out there who appreciates us pointy lawn chairs. (If my memory stands me in good stead, I think you've got someone who already does.)

She does, but she won't talk to me anymore.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Thanks, Break. Good to know we're appreciated.

 

[John Doe]

You made my day!

Thank you.

You're not fat. I'd do you six days a week and twice on sunday.

 

[rimmy]

Between BnB and SaraPet I think it's time for me to move to Texas.