'Full' balls

[Susan2002]

There was another thread with someone asking technical questions about hymens, and this has prompted me to mention a 'pet peeve' of my own.
So many stories mention a guy's balls being 'full', or 'his balls disgorged a huge load' etc.
Those of us in the know realise that the balls only provide a minute volume of fluid - their job is to release microscopic tiddlers - the things that get us 'knocked up'.
The fluid that makes up semen comes mostly from the prostate, and seminal vesicles which store fluid, and various glands that secrete precum.
Now I know that this is not going to enhance erotic writing...

'Mark groaned as he felt his prostate swelling, it pulsed deep in his body, oozing thick viscous goo which slowly seeped into his distended vesicles, ready, waiting to discharge forcefully into his urethra after Sally's tongue had vibrated the minimum of 567 times under the cleft of his turgid glans...'

On second thoughts - I quite like it!

 

[knack7]

....after Sally's tongue had vibrated the minimum of 567 times under the cleft of his turgid glans...'[/I]

567 times? I've never heard that gem of knowledge. Now I can sleep having learned something new today.
I'll probably lay awake wondering who counted.....

 

[Susan2002]

567 times? I've never heard that gem of knowledge. Now I can sleep having learned something new today.
I'll probably lay awake wondering who counted.....

Didn't you know? Every man has a threshold. A girl with an agile tongue will be guaranteed to bring him off if she wiggles her tongue under his glans a certain number of times. For Mark its 567.

 

[mjl2010]

'Mark groaned as he felt his prostate swelling, it pulsed deep in his body, oozing thick viscous goo which slowly seeped into his distended vesicles, ready, waiting to discharge forcefully into his urethra after Sally's tongue had vibrated the minimum of 567 times under the cleft of his turgid glans...'

I actually read a book once with a similar description of what was happening. The way it was written was a lot like this, but it was still pretty erotic.

Still, even knowing how the mechanics work, I still prefer to write something like...He filled her slippery sheath with his boiling seed, emptying his balls deep inside her... Or some muck like that.

Who's Mark?

MJL

 

[drksideofthemoon]

There was another thread with someone asking technical questions about hymens, and this has prompted me to mention a 'pet peeve' of my own.
So many stories mention a guy's balls being 'full', or 'his balls disgorged a huge load' etc.
Those of us in the know realise that the balls only provide a minute volume of fluid - their job is to release microscopic tiddlers - the things that get us 'knocked up'.
The fluid that makes up semen comes mostly from the prostate, and seminal vesicles which store fluid, and various glands that secrete precum.
Now I know that this is not going to enhance erotic writing...

'Mark groaned as he felt his prostate swelling, it pulsed deep in his body, oozing thick viscous goo which slowly seeped into his distended vesicles, ready, waiting to discharge forcefully into his urethra after Sally's tongue had vibrated the minimum of 567 times under the cleft of his turgid glans...'

On second thoughts - I quite like it!

Microscopic tiddlers...LOL...thanks a lot, I damn near spewed coffee over my laptop...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Look, Susan. This is fiction and fantasy.

All women have enormous tits and need help even standing up. All men have twelve inch cocks with balls the size of soccar balls filled to over flowing with cum.

Some fifth-grader started that years ago and we are stuck with it.

Sorry.

JJ

PS - Technically, your discription is correct. Most of the seminal fluid comes from the Prostate Gland, not the testicles.

 

[sr71plt]

"Look, Susan. This is fiction and fantasy."

My thought, exactly. I did like "microscopic tiddlers," though.

 

[tickledkitty]

after Sally's tongue had vibrated the minimum of 567 times under the cleft of his turgid glans...

Dammit...Now I'm going to be counting.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Do men really feel the cum "boiling" ? ? ? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Guest]

Do men really feel the cum "boiling" ? ? ? Inquiring minds want to know.

Oh, yes.

It always sounds painful to me.

Or maybe something Emeril would be talking about.

Not really erotic.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh, yes.

It always sounds painful to me.

Or maybe something Emeril would be talking about.

Not really erotic.

It does sound painful. I've never written that into one of my stories. Balls tightening, or the sack tightening... yes, I've written that, but I don't believe I've ever written "boiling balls."

 

[Papa_Cali]

Actually, I boil my balls every other Wednesday. I find that it helps keep them fresh and sterile, and it helps get them ready for when they do actually fill up!

 

[MagikByCandlite]

Susan 2002 takes all the fun out of it.. fortunately.. Tickled Kitty puts all the fun back in

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

It does sound painful. I've never written that into one of my stories. Balls tightening, or the sack tightening... yes, I've written that, but I don't believe I've ever written "boiling balls."

Boiling Balls!!! Now there's a thought for a story. Poor Harry

 

[christabelll]

first post of the day to read - and like Drk I almost spewed tea everywhere -

funny

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Boiling Balls!!! Now there's a thought for a story. Poor Harry

Yes, poor Harry.

Notice . . . no man has answered my question and it was a legit one. I mean... what do they "feel" when their about to come? Do their balls "boil" ? Do they feel anything besides the tightening of the sack?

Guys are always asking us what we feel like... can't they share? *looks imploringly at the males and waits*

 

[David_C]

Boiling balls

From my experience there is no sensation in the testicles regarding imminent ejaculation. I don't even feel my balls tightening. Whether the scrotum contracts or expands has more to do with the temperature.
Sensations of impending orgasm start in the penis, below the head, and this 'electric' thrill grows and grows in intensity, and also spreads through the whole penis. If it is a really good one the sensation can extend down the thighs and into the deeper groin area, but I am afraid there is nothing in the testicles.
When the semen starts to spurt I can feel it only in the last 3 inches of my penis, and the feeling of the thick fluid coursing through the urethra is the climax of the sensation. The best orgasm is when I can feel the semen distending the last inch of urethra as it erupts.
You ladies may be able to tell from all of this why we guys love coming in your mouths. Feeling your lips gripping around the head as the semen spurts gives spectacular orgasms.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

From my experience there is no sensation in the testicles regarding imminent ejaculation. I don't even feel my balls tightening. Whether the scrotum contracts or expands has more to do with the temperature.
Sensations of impending orgasm start in the penis, below the head, and this 'electric' thrill grows and grows in intensity, and also spreads through the whole penis. If it is a really good one the sensation can extend down the thighs and into the deeper groin area, but I am afraid there is nothing in the testicles.
When the semen starts to spurt I can feel it only in the last 3 inches of my penis, and the feeling of the thick fluid coursing through the urethra is the climax of the sensation. The best orgasm is when I can feel the semen distending the last inch of urethra as it erupts.
You ladies may be able to tell from all of this why we guys love coming in your mouths. Feeling your lips gripping around the head as the semen spurts gives spectacular orgasms.

Thank you very much! Especially mentioning the tightening of the sack. That is something I assumed a guy would feel.

 

[David_C]

Blue Balls

'Blue Balls' however is another thing altogether!
If for some reason I have abstained from ejaculation for several days, and then get excited over a period of several hours, I end up with classical blue balls or 'lover's nuts'.
My balls get unbelievably painful, and any contact with them is agonizing. There is also pain deep in the groin to the left and right of where the scrotum joins the body.
There is also occasionally sharp pains in the head of the penis, which I believe is referred pain from the prostate gland.
So when guys beg for relief for blue balls, it really is a genuine condition!
Ejaculation with blue balls is nearly always an anti-climax, and it takes several hours for the pain to go away.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

'Blue Balls' however is another thing altogether!
If for some reason I have abstained from ejaculation for several days, and then get excited over a period of several hours, I end up with classical blue balls or 'lover's nuts'.
My balls get unbelievably painful, and any contact with them is agonizing. There is also pain deep in the groin to the left and right of where the scrotum joins the body.
There is also occasionally sharp pains in the head of the penis, which I believe is referred pain from the prostate gland.
So when guys beg for relief for blue balls, it really is a genuine condition!
Ejaculation with blue balls is nearly always an anti-climax, and it takes several hours for the pain to go away.

I was accused of giving a phone partner that once. Poor fella.

I've heard that's pretty intense.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I was accused of giving a phone partner that once. Poor fella.

I've heard that's pretty intense.

Hmmmm... I thought "Blue Balls" was a myth until I read about it in a Bicycling Magazine. It seems new riders using ergometric seats get that it they ride too long without a rest.

As far as contracting if from abstinance... I have no idea.

 

[Papa_Cali]

Its a sad thing. However, you have the power in your hands to make the condition known as blue balls a thing of the past. Together, lets do our part to rid the world of this disease that effects so many.

THE MORE YOU KNOW! *

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hmmmm... I thought "Blue Balls" was a myth until I read about it in a Bicycling Magazine. It seems new riders using ergometric seats get that it they ride too long without a rest.

As far as contracting if from abstinance... I have no idea.

I'd never heard the expression until my friend (now former) told me I'd done it to him. < I was and felt bad.

 

[mjl2010]

Yes, poor Harry.

Notice . . . no man has answered my question and it was a legit one. I mean... what do they "feel" when their about to come? Do their balls "boil" ? Do they feel anything besides the tightening of the sack?

Guys are always asking us what we feel like... can't they share? *looks imploringly at the males and waits*

Yeah ok. First of all, when referring to boiling, its his semen being referred to, not his balls.

I sometimes feel my scrotum tighten, sometimes not. When I ejaculate, it feels hot. I can usually feel the semen travel the last few inches and it has a hot feel to it. Each spurt feels hot. I seldom masturbate but during oral, vaginal or anal sex my semen, once ejaculated feels hot to me as I continue to thrust away.

During particularly intense orgasms, the feeling of pleasure spreads outwards from my cock. Down my thighs, up my stomach and around to my butt. The longer it lasts, the better and more intense it gets. It seems to me, that the more intense it is, the hotter my cum feels when I ejaculate.

While I am not alone in this feeling, not every guy feels this. I suppose it is all in how your brain interprets the feeling of your orgasm and subsequent ejaculation. I have to say that during ejaculation without orgasm I do not get the hot feeling. This is most likely to happen if just before orgasm I stop or my partner stops what they are doing.

If for example, I am receiving oral and am just about to orgasm and ejaculate, they stop giving me oral, pause a moment and then proceed with just their hands. For this reason, I would much prefer a simple handjob if she is not going to let me cum in her mouth. I am fortunate my partner gives me that and works hard to give me the best orgasm she can that way. Naturally, I reciprocate.

I hope that answers your question Red.

MJL

 

[mjl2010]

Hmmmm... I thought "Blue Balls" was a myth until I read about it in a Bicycling Magazine. It seems new riders using ergometric seats get that it they ride too long without a rest.

As far as contracting if from abstinance... I have no idea.

"Blue Balls" can be very painful. Long periods of stimulation without the release of ejaculation gives you a feeling of soreness in your balls and the crotch area immediately to the left and right of the scrotum. Intensity varies, I'm not sure why.

Stimulation usually translates into having a tremendous woody for whatever reason without finishing things off. Reading erotica, thinking erotica, thinking about sex, watching sex and wishing that Jenny's avatar would turn and give you a good look are all things that can give you "Blue Balls".