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The CDC announced today it has identified a particularly virulent strain of Fucktard Nervosa. The first cases were spotted on a filthy rotten disgusting pornography website called Literotica. Officials expressed fear today the disease could spread throughout the Internet and into our daily lives.
Victims who are stricken with Fucktard Nervosa share a litany of symptoms, not the least of which are posting over 90 times per day, posting childish rhetoric as fact, repeated PUI offenses(Posting Under the Influence). trolling, poor grammar/spelling/sentence structure, and desperately trying to impress others with exaggerated claims of self-importance. The disease knows no political affiliation, race, gender, or nationality.
There is no known cure, and scientists have been unable to come up with a way to alleviate the symptoms. Unlike most diseases, the people who suffer most from Fucktard Nervosa aren't the victims themselves, but rather those who are continously barraged with their fucktardiness.
Victims who are stricken with Fucktard Nervosa share a litany of symptoms, not the least of which are posting over 90 times per day, posting childish rhetoric as fact, repeated PUI offenses(Posting Under the Influence). trolling, poor grammar/spelling/sentence structure, and desperately trying to impress others with exaggerated claims of self-importance. The disease knows no political affiliation, race, gender, or nationality.
There is no known cure, and scientists have been unable to come up with a way to alleviate the symptoms. Unlike most diseases, the people who suffer most from Fucktard Nervosa aren't the victims themselves, but rather those who are continously barraged with their fucktardiness.
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