Fucking machines!

[BrainyBeauty]

What to do on a lonely Saturday night!

They say necessity is the mother of invention but, these scare me...

http://www.fukingmachines.com/images/animated%20gif's/zawkong.gif

 

[Ally C]

Looks like big-game poachers have found a new elephant part to target, now that the ivory trade is so heavily policed.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

The real scary thing about it, is.........

the pubic hair!!!!!

I mean, what's that all about?

 

[DevilMayCare]

That is scary!

Now, if you bought one of these you could just sit back and watch the whole thing. Would that be a voyeur's dream?

http://www.realdoll.com/cool/index.html

(I saw this on the board some time back and couldn't resist bookmarking it.)

 

[Ally C]

Perhaps it could be used for giving directions?

Tourist: "Which way to the museum?"
Owner of the 'Direct-o-matic': [promptly fetches out said device, presses the 'on' button ...] "That-a-way" [points Direct-o-matic' in appropriate direction]

Handy, huh?

Any other suggestions? I think it's hilarious ... or maybe that's just me tonight ...

 

[Simply Me]

Hmmmm. Doesnt everyone have one of those??? Closing my closet door..

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

The Shebabe and I have......

A Sybian Saddle - but it's much more female friendly than that monster.

That's it - it's Frankenpenis!

 

[Ally C]

It seems to be turning the pages of an invisible book. Those scientists and their whacky inventions! A novelty invisible book page turner ... whatever next?

 

[Ally C]

I really can't figure out who the Hitler / Pinnochio look will appeal to.

 

[DevilMayCare]

Is that perchance a Woodypecker?

 

[Problem Child]

That's one of Deb's.


I think she calls it "Bob".

 

[Beebeeblue]

Yup. Gotta get me one of them. Yup.





*walking off laughing hysterically* AS IF!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I wonder if anyone's considered entering that thing in "Battlebots". It looks like it could kick some ass as well as fuck.

 

[cherrypop]

What to do on a lonely Saturday night!

They say necessity is the mother of invention but, these scare me...

http://www.fukingmachines.com/images/animated%20gif's/zawkong.gif

Holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cherrypop]

I wonder if anyone's considered entering that thing in "Battlebots". It looks like it could kick some ass as well as fuck.

You're entirely tooooooooooooo funny!! *g* Not a bad idea, though. LoL

Ciao!
~Pop