Fucking Food ?

[Lust Engine]

I missed that thread, thanks!

For you psyche? Anytime m'dear..anytime!

 

[Lust Engine]

Re: Breadsticks

I've read that women in some ancient cultures made penis shaped loaves of bread for use as dildos

And women used to complain about us guys leaving cracker crumbs in bed? Sheesh!

I guess we really know where those crumbs come from now!

Kind of gives the name "WonderBread" a whole new meaning doesn't it??

 

[Semler]

Is this what you mean by fucking food?

 

[Semler]

Would this tempt you?

 

[Semler]

An apple a day..............

 

[ImBiMark]

OMG... I'm getting too hot...

Would this tempt you?

Hey, Semler... You have now gotten me so hot... I don't know what to do...
And I was going to go grocery shopping... now I gotta wear a long tail shirt to hide the woody I'll have near the veggies and fruits...
Gotta go see if I got an apple I can slice in half to try and relieve some of this pressure before I go...

 

[lorddragonwolf]

But does it moan in ecstasy? Does it fuck you back? I think not!

no fruit doesn't moan back or move to meet your thrusts. so i will stay with the female population of the world and sink my tongue and hard cock into them. hmmm what wicked thought i am having right now.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I've read that women in some ancient cultures made penis shaped loaves of bread for use as dildos

Not too long ago, I saw a report about this one woman - she takes a potato and carves them like a penis. Then, she masturbates with this potato penis.

 

[Lust Engine]

Not too long ago, I saw a report about this one woman - she takes a potato and carves them like a penis. Then, she masturbates with this potato penis.

"I'd like the fries with the Happy Meal please" suddenly has an entirely new meaning!

 

[psyche]

Not too long ago, I saw a report about this one woman - she takes a potato and carves them like a penis. Then, she masturbates with this potato penis.

This thread is too fucking funny!

Semler, those pictures are great!

My grocery list is getting *bigger* with every post - have to get one of those large baking potatoes! LOL!

Some of the things you wonder about breaking off, like the bread!

 

[psyche]

"I'd like the fries with the Happy Meal please" suddenly has an entirely new meaning!

And you would want the thick fries!!!! LMAO!

 

[Semler]

no fruit doesn't moan back or move to meet your thrusts.

Neither did my ex-wife. I sometimes thought she was a vegetable.

 

[psyche]

Neither did my ex-wife. I sometimes thought she was a vegetable.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

 

[Belilica]

Neither did my ex-wife. I sometimes thought she was a vegetable.

perhaps she was... LOL

 

[ApplesMcgee]

funny

Good to see that people on this thread are lighthearted. We are talking about fruit here after all

PowrDragn

 

[Belilica]

BTW, I loved the food pics, I've seen a few before that are similar...

 

[Belilica]

another

 

[Belilica]

and another

 

[Belilica]

yet another (last one tho)

 

[Semler]

Nice ones, Belilica

 

[Belilica]

Nice ones, Belilica

Thanks! But really, all the credit should go to my mum... she sent them to me

 

[Lust Engine]

Thanks! But really, all the credit should go to my mum... she sent them to me

Your mom?? WOW! Pretty hip & liberal sounding mom you got there! I'm glad you got such an open relationship with your mom, but how's the converstaion turn when you stop by for dinner & she says "Finish all your vegetables"???

 

[hogjack]

So, like if I go to a buffet restaurant...

... that could be considered an orgy?

And a food court at the mall is basically like a big singles bar. Check out that deli stand. That 12" pastrami sub can GO ALL NIGHT I bet.

Never thought of it that way.

 

[Belilica]

Your mom?? WOW! Pretty hip & liberal sounding mom you got there! I'm glad you got such an open relationship with your mom, but how's the converstaion turn when you stop by for dinner & she says "Finish all your vegetables"???

My mom is awesome. I love her to death. She's so open and honest that for christmas, I'm getting her a sex toy. I mentioned it as a joke, she liked the idea. BTW, I'm not a fan of cooked veggies (prefer em raw) so I do get that a lot from her. I think the best pic she sent was one of a candy cane painted dick, with the words "merry christmas" across the bottom.

Bel

 

[Lust Engine]

My mom is awesome. I love her to death. She's so open and honest that for christmas, I'm getting her a sex toy. I mentioned it as a joke, she liked the idea. BTW, I'm not a fan of cooked veggies (prefer em raw) so I do get that a lot from her. I think the best pic she sent was one of a candy cane painted dick, with the words "merry christmas" across the bottom.

Bel

How does dear ol' dad deal with his daughter doting, uh...so much "attention" on mom???

Or if you're really interested on appreciation of moms, check out this thread:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=108669