Fucking customers

nasty

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Some are rather nice, but, some just are BITCHES!!!!!!!!! Ok, here's the story. Are new Manager has a policy that NO Christmas appliances are to be returned after the holiday. Dumb policy, I think, but, customers are SO blantandly rude about it. DEAL WITH IT, FUCKTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Done venting.
 
Oooohh - I love it when you vent!

Sounds like exactly what the customers need - a good fucking! And you're just the person to do it! So get to it! The next complaining whining bitch that comes in, take her in the back and give her what for! She won't be whining no more!
 
seXieleXie said:
nasty you're not supposed to fuck the customers
;)
I figured someone was gonna say that. If you're the customer, it'd be rather hard NOT to.:)
 
Talk about helpful customer service.

"Sorry, you can't return that item, but I know something i could give you that you could definitely use...."
 
whats a Christmas Appliance? do you mean an appliance purchased as a xmas gift? what if I don't celebrate xmas and I buy a fridge on december 24. Am I screwed if it doesn't work??

I agree with you, dumb policy. And I don't mean to rain on your vent .. but, I'd be bitchin too .. but I'd bitch at your pointy-haired boss instead of you ;)

nasty said:
Some are rather nice, but, some just are BITCHES!!!!!!!!! Ok, here's the story. Are new Manager has a policy that NO Christmas appliances are to be returned after the holiday. Dumb policy, I think, but, customers are SO blantandly rude about it. DEAL WITH IT, FUCKTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Done venting.
 
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kwt said:
whats a Christmas Appliance? do you mean an appliance purchased as a xmas gift? what if I don't celebrate xmas and I buy a fridge on december 24. Am I screwed if it doesn't work??

I agree with you, dumb policy. And I don't mean to rain on your vent .. but, I'd be bitchin too .. but I'd bitch at your pointy-haired boss instead of you ;)


Id agree if it was a Santa Vibrator but what the hell?
 
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Tim1 said:


Id agree if it was a Santa Vibrator but what the hell?

A Santa vvibrator? Is that the one that says "Ho ho ho" every time you turn it on and use it? :D
 
No. I shouldn't of said appliance, I meant Christmas supplies, like Christmas lights.
 
nasty said:
No. I shouldn't of said appliance, I meant Christmas supplies, like Christmas lights.


AH. Thank you for clarifying.

The reason for this policy is to stop people from purchasing holiday decorations, using them and then returning them when the holiday is over.

And yes, it is a big enough scam to warrant putting the policy into effect. At least around here.
 
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