Fucking Chickens
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Sparky Kronkite
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Why?
Is he not doing so?
Is he not doing so?
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Yeah but less people will troll you!!
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Why did the farmer cross the road?
He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Sparky Kronkite
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
The pecker wanted more fucking cock.
The pecker wanted more fucking cock.
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No chickens here, but...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Miss Laurel you are it!
I know well what you speak of, but at least my Lamaze partner wasn't quite that crass. He did more than a few problems during some of the more gruesome movies....I was afraid he would pass out and I'd have to figure out how to that stomach of mine down on the floor! lol
I know well what you speak of, but at least my Lamaze partner wasn't quite that crass. He did more than a few problems during some of the more gruesome movies....I was afraid he would pass out and I'd have to figure out how to that stomach of mine down on the floor! lol
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*Eve* said:
That was on here last night at 2am
LOLOL Chicken Lover!
That show is so weird! He's in their little Chef's Love Shack video game, too. After you get a *gay or Canadian* question right, Chicken Lover and the chickens all twirl in a circle and you get to guess which, uhm, bush he's behind.
*back to work* Hi ho hi ho...
That show is so weird! He's in their little Chef's Love Shack video game, too. After you get a *gay or Canadian* question right, Chicken Lover and the chickens all twirl in a circle and you get to guess which, uhm, bush he's behind.
*back to work* Hi ho hi ho...
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Those poor chickens!
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Dr. Jack Van Impe:
Well you see, here's the really exciting part, if we
were to look at Revelation 17:3 we will see that the Whore of Babylon rides on a scarlet beast. A scarlet beast! What this means is a Rhode Island Red. And the truly glorious thing is that this beast, this Rhode Island Red, this CHICKEN has crossed the road EXACTLY as was prophesized
in the Bible and this is all a sign, Revelation 17:3, that we're living in the End Time. Hallelujah! And if you would like more information on the significance of this chicken crossing the road as all part of God's great plan then send me $50 and you will recieve this set of video tapes along with a copy of my recent book "Chickens: fowl beast, or foul
beast?".
Well you see, here's the really exciting part, if we
were to look at Revelation 17:3 we will see that the Whore of Babylon rides on a scarlet beast. A scarlet beast! What this means is a Rhode Island Red. And the truly glorious thing is that this beast, this Rhode Island Red, this CHICKEN has crossed the road EXACTLY as was prophesized
in the Bible and this is all a sign, Revelation 17:3, that we're living in the End Time. Hallelujah! And if you would like more information on the significance of this chicken crossing the road as all part of God's great plan then send me $50 and you will recieve this set of video tapes along with a copy of my recent book "Chickens: fowl beast, or foul
beast?".
