fucking car alarms

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there has been one going off since 5:30 am this morning, right outside my window. It's quite aggravating.


I have a headache, now.
 
Those" fucking car alarms" are noisy cummers.

Now just imagine a vibe powered by a car battery.
 
Why don't you call the police? Someone has to know how to shut it off.

LoL @ Patient. I wonder, do you think those alarms could actually run their battery down? Sweet karma! Do you think anyone in your neighborhood would actually give them a jump?
 
Car alarms are not only annoying they are quite often igored anymore. Too many people set the sensitivity so high that a car going by with the radio up will set it off. That tends to make people ignore the alarms when they go off and if some one actually does break into the car people don't know because they think that something has set it off again just by going by.

In most cases the way the alarm has been installed it is a simple matter for a theif to cut the power to the alarm.
 
I think they are a pain in the ass also. Had one going off at work and they guy was on the road with our company van. Had to listen to it for 4 hours. :(
 
They're second in line to my ice cream truck gripe.

However, they usually shut themselves off after a while.

They are one of life's most useless devices.
 
The best solution I have seen to a car alarm is someone who shot the car with a 12 gauge.
 
My car came with one and I never set it.

One time, an alarm went off when I was camping. Fuckers ruined my peace and quiet.
 
alexandraaah said:
They're second in line to my ice cream truck gripe.

However, they usually shut themselves off after a while.

They are one of life's most useless devices.


draaah, draaah, you haven't lived through hell with the ice cream truck until you've sat through 2 ballgames at the ballfield while the ice cream truck sat within 50 yards the ENTIRE TIME.

I used to love hearing the little ice cream truck tune, but now it just makes me cringe and weep. :)
 
alexandraaah said:
They're second in line to my ice cream truck gripe.



Cold woman....you don't like Ice Cream truck!?

*head swings from side to side as ice cream truck melody plays in head*
 
I was at Disney World in the parking lot and some idiot had set there alarm and it went off for 40 min. I mean come on, Disney World's parking lot is on the other side of a lake up there. I can see somebody in line at Space Mountain for 3 hours, looks up and say "Honey? Is that are car alarm?"

I think they should pass the 5 min. tow rule. If you set an alarm and it goes off for over 5 min, then the car is towed at owners $$$.
 
alexandraaah said:
They're second in line to my ice cream truck gripe.

However, they usually shut themselves off after a while.

They are one of life's most useless devices.
it would beep 150 times then shut off for a minute then go back on beep 150 times. How horrid.

I got rid of my headache by giving the man head.

All is well.
 
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