Fucker!!!!!!!

[sheath]

***while hefting a sledgehammer over my head***

You son of a cock-swallowing bitch! You piece of shit on the ass of a cum-swilling two-timing pimping donkey! You take this sledge up the ass like the good little whoremonger you are!

My goddamn piece of shit computer locked up again.

Anybody else wanna throw insults at it?

S.

 

[Liontamr]

*lightly kicks it*

*shrugs*

*walks away*

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Do you feel better now Sheath?

It's good to get things out...

 

[sheath]

Do you feel better now Sheath?

It's good to get things out...

I feel slightly better.

Ever seen the inside of a monitor? It's cool, actually.

S.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I'm being nice to my computer this week.
Last week I spilled beer all over it. That hurt both of us more than you can imagine.

 

[sheath]

*lightly kicks it*

*shrugs*

*walks away*

C'mon, Mr. Hockey Player. At least slap it a good one with a puck?



S.

 

[sheath]

I'm being nice to my computer this week.
Last week I spilled beer all over it. That hurt both of us more than you can imagine.

I've tried to be understanding...

Catered to his whims...

Gave him new software and all that...

Even gave him a cool CD Rom Drive for Christmas!

And how does the asshole thank me?

He locks up FOURTEEN GODDAMN TIMES in one night!

And this, after locking up like clockwork on the fucking hour for the last four nights.

The computer tech nerd guy said it was beyond hope.

FUCKER.




Not the nerd guy, the computer.

S.

 

[Cozen.rm]

Maybe you need a new nerd guy. I used to have crash problems at bootup. Then I removed Norton Protected Recycle bin, and magically no more crashes. You just have to find the one problem crashing your system.

 

[sheath]

Maybe you need a new nerd guy. I used to have crash problems at bootup. Then I removed Norton Protected Recycle bin, and magically no more crashes. You just have to find the one problem crashing your system.

Yeah, but this computer was something like ten years old. One of the big clunky things that only had two ports?

Technology and I don't agree.

But I like the laptop.

S.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

u go GURL

 

[Nora]

Now I know i'm not the only one thinking, "PC LOAD LETTER? WTF DOES PC LOAD LETTER MEAN??"