Fucked up porn sites

[AbsolutLolita]

ROTFLMAO

Oh boy! I would like to know the answer to a previous question on the bat. Was it the big round end or the handle skinnish part that the woman had up half way up her ass? That's too much. There's a story in the Toys section about a woman who takes the huge end of the bat up her ass and then to top that off a soup can. UGHHH!!! *shiver*

One more fucked up sex thing not too long ago in the news... ok Sally Jesse and The Daily Show with John Stewart (I love that fucking show!) remember the guy who got fired from the Pinnata (sp? the Mexican party thing you hit with a bat for candy) factory where he worked for having sex with the Pinnatas??? That would be a nasty paper/cardboard cut or even worse if you were the one to bust it over a friend or relatives head (or your own)!!! The Daily Show even had surveillance footage unedited, that was so funny -er umm I mean so sick.

 

[p_p_man]

<<Gasp>>...

My names a nickname my friends call me cause of my real name so your joke isn't funny. My wife and I will pray for you Sparky and all the other deviants on this website.

You're Married?

 

[Bob Peale]

Ahhhh.....such wonderful memories.

Nothing like a slut you can bat-fuck.

That's entertainment for the whole family.

ROFL

Did you ever think about starting your responses with a warning?
Now I gotta clean off my computer screen.
I'm just glad I wasn't drinking milk...

 

[LordMagicMan]

I wonder if he ever used that bat again and if he did if it was good luck or not. I'm mean being up a womans ass has to say something for the bat.

Not to mention in pictures like that its not hard to set up a scene where you have the bat cut down half way and make it look like its up there.

 

[Sephiroth]

I once happened onto a site containing pictures of girls with bottles in their pussies and/or asses. Some of them were champagne and wine bottles. Open wide!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Unclebill]

Originally posted by MidwestParadox
That's a god awfull way to oine tar a bat. It takes too long.

Hmmm ... isn't the idea of pine tar to improve the grip?

 

[pabloback]

a football would have impressed me

 

[SimplySouthern]

My names a nickname my friends call me cause of my real name so your joke isn't funny. My wife and I will pray for you Sparky and all the other deviants on this website.

In all technicality...doesn't your posting here make you one of the deviants you are talking about? You even went to all the trouble to register.

*bats eyes innocently*