Fucked up porn sites

[KillerMuffin]

I've seen some fucked up porn stuff in my time, including a guy who got off on seeing women fully dressed in nice, short skirts standing in engine exhaust, plushophilia with their SRHs, and even something involving dalmations (it was an innocent search too).

But this, this one was fucked up as hell. A woman was shoving a Jose Consueco (sp?) bat up her ass. A freaking baseball bat, and she got half that sucker up in there too. The splinter factor alone makes one cringe. Then there's the Jose Conseco (sp?) angle. Does she lust after the man? Is she taking his "bat" up her ass in lieu of his penis?

I can't believe I did the deer in the headlights syndrome with that for over 5 minutes. Or even noticed that the bat was a Jose Conseco bat.

Just oh my gawd. People are fucked up.

 

[Fleshmachine]

That is what internet porn is.

AKA

How nasty, nasty sluts really get.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Here we are, in the 21st century, and what is the crowning technological achievement?

Flying cars?
Robot maids?
Conveyor belts to get you to your job?

Nope.
Girls shoving Jose Canseco baseball bats up their asses on the internet.

Hooray for progress!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I was a younger man when one day.......

While hitch-hiking on the Atlanta highway just outside of Athens - I was picked-up by a right hefty beauty in a 1965 Plymouth Barracuda. We made some small talk and ended up blowin' a doobie on the old couch of our humble group house located in an old, failed HUD developement.

One thing led to another and we both got horny and we were alone in the house. We adjourned to my bedroom - mattress on the floor and copper pyramid hoovering above. It was so sexy. We got naked - we got hot - she got hot.

I just so happened to have a gift - standing in the corner - an authentic baby seal bat. Given to me by my brother who lived and still does in Alaska. Even had blood stains on it.

Well, this was a big girl - she could take my fist - we were quite high and we got creative.

No - didn't take it up the back door but she did take quite a bit of it up her regular pathway.

Yes - she went ape shit - she loved it.

No - never saw here again.

 

[Fleshmachine]

Ahhhh.....such wonderful memories.

Nothing like a slut you can bat-fuck.

That's entertainment for the whole family.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Some years ago I was seeing this girl, well seeing isn't quite right actually we were fucking each other's brain out but that was about it, anyway I had this old wooden bed and it had turned bed knob's and she would sometimes sit on one until it went up her pussy....horny as hell....

 

[MidwestParadox]

That's a god awfull way to oine tar a bat. It takes too long.

 

[GuyJD]

HEY BATTER, BATTER, BATTER!!!

 

[BenDone]

I've seen some fucked up porn stuff in my time, including a guy who got off on seeing women fully dressed in nice, short skirts standing in engine exhaust, plushophilia with their SRHs, and even something involving dalmations (it was an innocent search too).

But this, this one was fucked up as hell. A woman was shoving a Jose Consueco (sp?) bat up her ass. A freaking baseball bat, and she got half that sucker up in there too. The splinter factor alone makes one cringe. Then there's the Jose Conseco (sp?) angle. Does she lust after the man? Is she taking his "bat" up her ass in lieu of his penis?

I can't believe I did the deer in the headlights syndrome with that for over 5 minutes. Or even noticed that the bat was a Jose Conseco bat.

Just oh my gawd. People are fucked up.

That stuff should be against the law, it's not healthy you can't go on the internet looking for sexy photos without finding that and all the dyke stuff. I hope they can find a way to ban that trash.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Dude? You sure yer name ain't......

Ben Dover?

Anti-Dyke huh?

Where's my bat? Ben Dover here needs a lesson in righteousness that he'll never forget.

And think of all the cute baby seals that died for this moment.

 

[lavender]

 

[Wizard]

I've seen some fucked up porn stuff in my time, including a guy who got off on seeing women fully dressed in nice, short skirts standing in engine exhaust, plushophilia with their SRHs, and even something involving dalmations (it was an innocent search too).

But this, this one was fucked up as hell. A woman was shoving a Jose Consueco (sp?) bat up her ass. A freaking baseball bat, and she got half that sucker up in there too. The splinter factor alone makes one cringe. Then there's the Jose Conseco (sp?) angle. Does she lust after the man? Is she taking his "bat" up her ass in lieu of his penis?

I can't believe I did the deer in the headlights syndrome with that for over 5 minutes. Or even noticed that the bat was a Jose Conseco bat.

Just oh my gawd. People are fucked up.

Ok am I the only one that would love to take a look????? Where is the link????????You painted the picture....lets see it............

 

[Fleshmachine]

Re: Dude? You sure yer name ain't......

Ben Dover?

Anti-Dyke huh?

Where's my bat? Ben Dover here needs a lesson in righteousness that he'll never forget.

And think of all the cute baby seals that died for this moment.

Easy, Sparky.

Just don't hurt the bat.

I hate chasing after the seals with a hammer.

 

[TN_Vixen]

bat-fuck, eh?

Ahhhh.....such wonderful memories.

Nothing like a slut you can bat-fuck.

That's entertainment for the whole family.

Thinking that bat-fucking with a wooden bat is much better than bat-fucking with a real live bat.

 

[BenDone]

My names a nickname my friends call me cause of my real name so your joke isn't funny. My wife and I will pray for you Sparky and all the other deviants on this website.

 

[jcgirl]

Hey! I've always wanted to be a deviant...

 

[TN_Vixen]

hey Bendone

what's *your* definition of deviant, anyway?

 

[Ask For More]

Maybe we're deviants because we can't insert Jose Conseco baseball bats up our tradesman's entrances?

 

[Isolde]

ROFLMAO...OMG...

I havent laughed this hard in a long time. Though the thought of the splinters would tend to bring the word OUCHIE to mind.

And now Lit had been livened up with a deviant coming on to tell us all how deviant we are...my god can life get any better than this.

 

[Merelan]

Which end was up there? The thin, but knobby one... or the fat part?

 

[Nogard]

BenDone, I do believe you are here by mistake. I don't really think this is your type of board. You are certainly welcome to come back anytime when you need a subject to preach about.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Here batter, batter,batter!

Look at me...I can be.....Centerfield!

I don't know what all the fuss is about. Most girls like it when their partner 'sports wood'! Big deal. That's why they call em Louisville sluggers.

P.S. KM, I remember this thread - which was one of the first I ever participated in. It is still funny.

exhaust sex, plushie sex and vacuum cleaner sex brought to you by KM!

 

[Blackbich]

My wife and I will pray for you Sparky and all the other deviants on this website.

FINALLY the recognition I've been looking for!!

He, he.

 

[Beebeeblue]

That stuff should be against the law, it's not healthy you can't go on the internet looking for sexy photos without finding that and all the dyke stuff. I hope they can find a way to ban that trash. [/B]

Lesseee...youre on a site that sometimes talks about hetero and homo sex.

You are posting to the boards here, so obviously you have spent some time reading what others have to say.

I bet you found out we have stories here. (Ambrosious hasn't)

And youre upset by this stuff being on the web???

What the fuck is your problem? You dont like it?

Hit the road!

 

[batter]

Batter up!

hey, what has Conseco got that i dont have?
take away his muscles, his famous smile, his money and his fame and good looks and what have you got?

ME!! ROFLMAO