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kayte
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kayte
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So I go through aLl this up and down making a momEnTouS decision. The whole ting takes really just a Few days bUt the running up and down the emotional ladder just wreaks havoC on your whole shticK. You end up with TWo choICEs -- theY Are just abouT equal but different -- you finally catcH on and start leaning one way and fINally that is the decision you maKe. The next thing that happens is the other option, well, the representative doesn't even call you even though YOU left them hanging and antiCipAtiNg your going their way. WTF? No follow-up no nothing. Fine -- really looks like a good decision now. Then the decision made - you wait for the agent to call to sign papers and close the deal. All day. Nothing. Not an e-mail, not a text, not a simple notice at all. So here you are hanging. Oh well.
TGIFuckingF {{{{{{{{{F7}}}}}}}
That agent fucking sucks!
Hope things are better today sweetie.
kayte
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Fuck, you say? Yes, please.
TGIFuckingF {{{{{{{{{{kendra}}}}}}} Nice to see you. And yes that is always in fashion!
kayte
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Hello, fucker! One fuck coming up. Just strip off and come this way.
(Looking out for Nat, as I don't fancy havin' me fuckin' bollocks cut off!)
TGIFuckingF {{{{{{EB}}}}}}
Grinning as I see you peering about for Nat. Hope you are having a fabulous one hon.
kayte
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TGIFuckingF whambam ~ Nice to meet you.
I haven't seen that for ages! Hope you are having a great day.
fathom7
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So, I've done it. I AM movinG back tO the beach town of my orIgiNs. Been Gone from iT fOr two years and have missed it FUlly, Completely and utterly. Sure, I was only liKe 4 mIles away -- but comiNG home again is wonderful. I cannot wait to get thingS settled tHere fOr the long haUl. The place is almost like an island and it WIll be so good To become a "local" again. It was a Hellacious two weeks Just deciding On this place versus doing something else but now -- the house with the view of the ocean. I can actuallY see it, smell it and feel its breezes move over me. And that is FROM MY BEDROOM .
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For fuck's sake! This fuckin' election is doing my head in.
For any of you fuckers confused over the multiplicity of parties squabbling their way towards a coalition in the UK Parliament, I bring you:
The EesomeBeastie Fuckin' Idiot's Guide (TM) to UK Political Parties
Conservatives (Tories): moderate right wing, at least since the Thatcher the Milk Snatcher retired. Free market and minimal regulation (especially of their own expense accounts).
Labour: supposedly left wing, but wouldn't know a socialist if one tried to throttle Brown with the Red Flag. Long since left their working class roots behind.
Liberals: middle of the road, and a bit soppy - let's be nice to everyone and it’ll all be OK.
SNP (Scottish Nationalists): let's thumb our noses at the English from up north beyond Hadrian’s Wall.
Plaid Cymru: let's thumb our noses at the English from west of Offa’s Dyke, speak gibberish and romance a sheep.
Sein Fein: let's thumb our noses at the English from Ireland.
UKIP (UK Independence Party): let's thumb our noses at Europe.
BNP (British Nationalists): let's thumb our noses at anyone who's not lived in the UK for 200 years or more.
Ulster Unionists: let's thumb our noses at the Irish, make loud sermons and march around dressed in orange.
Greens: let's OD on tofu and hug a tree.
So have I insulted everyone? Good! Then I can't be accused of being partisan!!
For any of you fuckers confused over the multiplicity of parties squabbling their way towards a coalition in the UK Parliament, I bring you:
The EesomeBeastie Fuckin' Idiot's Guide (TM) to UK Political Parties
Conservatives (Tories): moderate right wing, at least since the Thatcher the Milk Snatcher retired. Free market and minimal regulation (especially of their own expense accounts).
Labour: supposedly left wing, but wouldn't know a socialist if one tried to throttle Brown with the Red Flag. Long since left their working class roots behind.
Liberals: middle of the road, and a bit soppy - let's be nice to everyone and it’ll all be OK.
SNP (Scottish Nationalists): let's thumb our noses at the English from up north beyond Hadrian’s Wall.
Plaid Cymru: let's thumb our noses at the English from west of Offa’s Dyke, speak gibberish and romance a sheep.
Sein Fein: let's thumb our noses at the English from Ireland.
UKIP (UK Independence Party): let's thumb our noses at Europe.
BNP (British Nationalists): let's thumb our noses at anyone who's not lived in the UK for 200 years or more.
Ulster Unionists: let's thumb our noses at the Irish, make loud sermons and march around dressed in orange.
Greens: let's OD on tofu and hug a tree.
So have I insulted everyone? Good! Then I can't be accused of being partisan!!
whambam
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TGIFuckingF whambam ~ Nice to meet you.
Hope you are having a great day.
Hi Kayte -- well apart from the complete and total fuck-shower that is our democratic process in the UK, it's not been bad... Much fucking better for being Friday evening now!
Hope your day is going well too.
Sidney_1
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So, I've done it. I AM movinG back tO the beach town of my orIgiNs. Been Gone from iT fOr two years and have missed it FUlly, Completely and utterly. Sure, I was only liKe 4 mIles away -- but comiNG home again is wonderful. I cannot wait to get thingS settled tHere fOr the long haUl. The place is almost like an island and it WIll be so good To become a "local" again. It was a Hellacious two weeks Just deciding On this place versus doing something else but now -- the house with the view of the ocean. I can actuallY see it, smell it and feel its breezes move over me. And that is FROM MY BEDROOM .
That's awesome fucking news! Congrats.
shadysmurfette
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Thank Goodness Its Fucking Friday!
kayte
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So, I've done it. I AM movinG back tO the beach town of my orIgiNs. Been Gone from iT fOr two years and have missed it FUlly, Completely and utterly. Sure, I was only liKe 4 mIles away -- but comiNG home again is wonderful. I cannot wait to get thingS settled tHere fOr the long haUl. The place is almost like an island and it WIll be so good To become a "local" again. It was a Hellacious two weeks Just deciding On this place versus doing something else but now -- the house with the view of the ocean. I can actuallY see it, smell it and feel its breezes move over me. And that is FROM MY BEDROOM .
{{{{{{{F7}}}}}}}}
How Fucking Fantastic for you.
kayte
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{{{{{{EB}}}}}}} Nice to see you sweetie. Sounds like your election's stuff is as fucked up as the stuff where I am.
Hope your weekend is going well hon.
kayte
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Hi wham ~ Hope your Friday evening was a fabulous one.
Sounds like us "colonials" have the same fucking kind of democratic "process." Hope you are having a great weekend.
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Good fucking morning {{{{{{Dracoa}}}}}}}
It will be to the north of me.
Hoping you are having a terrific Thursday. Happy to hear you won't be working in the water park hon.
Good fucking afternoon {{{{{Kayte}}}}}
How are you today? Hope you are having a great day.
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You know, if the US had that many active parties that stood a chance, nothing would ever get done here. We have a bad enough time with 2 fucking parties (who seem to be doing their damnedest to screw the country over) as it is.
kayte
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Good fucking afternoon {{{{{Kayte}}}}}
How are you today? Hope you are having a great day.
Good fucking afternoon {{{{{Dracoa}}}}}}}
Doing pretty well, thank you. We had freeze warnings last night and some snow fell to the north of me. Sighs... well that is spring in WI.
Hope your weekend is turning into a wonderful one.
kayte
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Hi there {{{{Wham}}}} Thank you sweetie. Hope you had a fucking fabulous Saturday and enjoy a marvelous Sunday.
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Oh fuck, the weekend's over.
OK, you fuckin' American fuckers have 5 to 8 hours left of it. Don't you fuckin' well rub it in!
OK, you fuckin' American fuckers have 5 to 8 hours left of it. Don't you fuckin' well rub it in!
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Fuck You!
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