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p was fucking peachy until that darling MiniDomme decided that she did not like the shoes she had for prom:mad:

had to go back to the damn mall:eek:

I am so done fucking shopping

You're soft. I'd have told her that if the cleavage is low enough no-one will notice the shoes. :rolleyes:
 
I fucking hear ya'. I'm not satisfied cumming just fucking once. Oh, no! I have to cum three fucking times at least. It's fucking exhausting. The mindgasms, orgasms without any physical stimulation, come one on top of the other. We're talking eight fucking times an hour. And they're not wee orgasms. These are mother fucking orgasms.

I've actually been fucking celibate longer then I've been fucking.

I know what you mean. Though I'm lucky, the last time I had sex I got her off a few times before we got to the fucking, just using my tongue. Of course the prep for it didn't hurt. Lots of touching and kissing, and not even touching the obvious areas.

One would think that with all the praise I've gotten for my fucking skills that I'd more willing participants, as opposed to the about none, at least near me.
 
Fuckin' 'ell, you must wear yer fella out! A chap would have to be a fuckin' athelete to keep up with that.

No chance for a fat old fucker like me, then. To me you'd be like a full English cooked breakfast - oh so delicious, but practically a coronary on a fuckin' plate!

An athlete or someone who's equally as fucking pent up.
 
A good old pick you up and take you on the kitchen counter fuck.

Kitchen sex... Two of my favorite activities in one session... ;)
 
Good fucking morning.

Looks like lots of people are dropping in again. :nana:
 
You're soft. I'd have told her that if the cleavage is low enough no-one will notice the shoes. :rolleyes:



BEND OVER--- take it like a man

you forgot to FUCKKKKK


i am not soft-- and there is enough fucking cleavage in this dress to make me worry and buy double sided tape
 
Nothing like a very long foreplay, slow building, temperature rising, body throbbing, toe curling, mind seems to be going fuck with that someone special:D
 
BEND OVER--- take it like a man

you forgot to FUCKKKKK

i am not soft-- and there is enough fucking cleavage in this dress to make me worry and buy double sided tape

Woo-fuckin'-hoo!

I get to be caned by Rozez, the fuckin' psycho fucker bitch!

This is a right of passage - I can now call myself a regular here. :D

(And not sit down for a fuckin' week!)
 
BEND OVER--- take it like a man

you forgot to FUCKKKKK


i am not soft-- and there is enough fucking cleavage in this dress to make me worry and buy double sided tape

yeayeah

but iget to fucking punish you :devil:

Woo-fuckin'-hoo!

I get to be caned by Rozez, the fuckin' psycho fucker bitch!

This is a right of passage - I can now call myself a regular here. :D

(And not sit down for a fuckin' week!)


This sounds like something we all want to fucking see! :devil:
 
You JUST never know do ya. Do you believe in biorhythms? I do. One in particular. The attractiveness biorhythm. Two weeks ago -- unshaved, scruFfy, fUlly Chippy, filled with the Kind of well ill-huMor only and Early Saturday morNing cOuld or Would Provide and off I go to a voLlEybAll tournament. It's populated with momS so nothing for trolling or anything but I could not kEep these women fRom coming and talking to me. NEArLy fLirting. Two weeks later -- another volleYball tourney -- same moms -- me -- clean, shave, groomed etc etc. Not a piece of conversation to be had. Not one. Nothing, nada, zippola, squat city. Biorhythms I tell ya.
 
Woo-fuckin'-hoo!

I get to be caned by Rozez, the fuckin' psycho fucker bitch!

This is a right of passage - I can now call myself a regular here. :D

(And not sit down for a fuckin' week!)


:caning:

fuck yeah baby!!!


*rubs his red ass*

and then pinches it and runnnnnnnssss away laughing me arse off:devil:
 
You JUST never know do ya. Do you believe in biorhythms? I do. One in particular. The attractiveness biorhythm. Two weeks ago -- unshaved, scruFfy, fUlly Chippy, filled with the Kind of well ill-huMor only and Early Saturday morNing cOuld or Would Provide and off I go to a voLlEybAll tournament. It's populated with momS so nothing for trolling or anything but I could not kEep these women fRom coming and talking to me. NEArLy fLirting. Two weeks later -- another volleYball tourney -- same moms -- me -- clean, shave, groomed etc etc. Not a piece of conversation to be had. Not one. Nothing, nada, zippola, squat city. Biorhythms I tell ya.

That was clever as fuck!:D:D;)
 
You JUST never know do ya. Do you believe in biorhythms? I do. One in particular. The attractiveness biorhythm. Two weeks ago -- unshaved, scruFfy, fUlly Chippy, filled with the Kind of well ill-huMor only and Early Saturday morNing cOuld or Would Provide and off I go to a voLlEybAll tournament. It's populated with momS so nothing for trolling or anything but I could not kEep these women fRom coming and talking to me. NEArLy fLirting. Two weeks later -- another volleYball tourney -- same moms -- me -- clean, shave, groomed etc etc. Not a piece of conversation to be had. Not one. Nothing, nada, zippola, squat city. Biorhythms I tell ya.

{{{{{{{F7}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart:

You are fucking right sweetie. Hope they match next time. :D
 
:caning:

fuck yeah baby!!!


*rubs his red ass*

and then pinches it and runnnnnnnssss away laughing me arse off:devil:

Good fucking morning {{{{{Roze}}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart:

Looks like it was a grand time for the two of you. :D :devil:
 
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