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From the perspective of a dry spell of several years, it might seem the answer is 'fuck, no!'

But if you were less fussy you could have got fuckin' rat arsed in a bar, sloped off with the first fucker who leered at you and found out just how fuckin' bad a fuck can be if it's not done for the right reasons.

So fuckin' true. Good thing I rarely fucking drink.

Dry spell! Try four years, six months, and three days. That's a fuckin' dry spell.
 
So fuckin' true. Good thing I rarely fucking drink.

Dry spell! Try four years, six months, and three days. That's a fuckin' dry spell.

Commiser-fuckin-ations. :(

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All good girls deserve poetry, roses, and a bloody good seeing to on a regular basis!
 
So fuckin' true. Good thing I rarely fucking drink.

Dry spell! Try four years, six months, and three days. That's a fuckin' dry spell.

Try 2+ years without fuckin' when a day without fuckin' is too fuckin' long. That's me. It fucking sucks. Actually, for me, I'd need to get some good fucking twice a day to be satisfied more fully. 3 times a day would be perfect.
 
Try 2+ years without fuckin' when a day without fuckin' is too fuckin' long. That's me. It fucking sucks. Actually, for me, I'd need to get some good fucking twice a day to be satisfied more fully. 3 times a day would be perfect.

Well, fuck. I feel sorry for the poor fuckin' fella who gets me after four fuckin' years, because I just might fuckin' kill him with all the fucking that I fucking need.
 
Well, fuck. I feel sorry for the poor fuckin' fella who gets me after four fuckin' years, because I just might fuckin' kill him with all the fucking that I fucking need.

Well, the scary thing is that I'm a 30 year old with the fucking libido of a teenager. I mean really, if I could, I'd spend all day fucking. It doesn't help that I go so long without that multiple year "dry spells" are actually normal for me and actually having sex isn't normal for me.
 
Well, the scary thing is that I'm a 30 year old with the fucking libido of a teenager. I mean really, if I could, I'd spend all day fucking. It doesn't help that I go so long without that multiple year "dry spells" are actually normal for me and actually having sex isn't normal for me.

I fucking hear ya'. I'm not satisfied cumming just fucking once. Oh, no! I have to cum three fucking times at least. It's fucking exhausting. The mindgasms, orgasms without any physical stimulation, come one on top of the other. We're talking eight fucking times an hour. And they're not wee orgasms. These are mother fucking orgasms.

I've actually been fucking celibate longer then I've been fucking.
 
I fucking hear ya'. I'm not satisfied cumming just fucking once. Oh, no! I have to cum three fucking times at least. It's fucking exhausting. The mindgasms, orgasms without any physical stimulation, come one on top of the other. We're talking eight fucking times an hour. And they're not wee orgasms. These are mother fucking orgasms.

I've actually been fucking celibate longer then I've been fucking.

Fuckin' 'ell, you must wear yer fella out! A chap would have to be a fuckin' athelete to keep up with that.

No chance for a fat old fucker like me, then. To me you'd be like a full English cooked breakfast - oh so delicious, but practically a coronary on a fuckin' plate!
 
TGIFuckingF {{{{{{roze}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart:

Yes we all did! :D

Hope you are having a fantastic Friday and I hope you have a wonderful weekend. :)


p was fucking peachy until that darling MiniDomme decided that she did not like the shoes she had for prom:mad:

had to go back to the damn mall:eek:

I am so done fucking shopping
 
Fuckin' 'ell, you must wear yer fella out! A chap would have to be a fuckin' athelete to keep up with that.

No chance for a fat old fucker like me, then. To me you'd be like a full English cooked breakfast - oh so delicious, but practically a coronary on a fuckin' plate!
roflm fucking ass off


you are to sweet Eso:heart:
 
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