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Arden said:


Hi Wing,

And a fucking good morning to you! (allowing his fantasy to slowly work its way into her mind) It is a great fucking day, isn't it? (Wondering how long it takes to get here from there)

Just a fucking blink of an eye M'Lady. Watched the sunrise again. Gotta just love the greatest show on earth! Hope your day is a good one. (dreaming of what could be.........)
 
KnightWing said:
Just a fucking blink of an eye M'Lady. Watched the sunrise again. Gotta just love the greatest show on earth! Hope your day is a good one. (dreaming of what could be.........)

I saw the sunrise this morning too, one of my favorite times of the day. Perhaps we were both seeing it at the same time? It was fucking awesome... wasn't it? (dreaming of a fucking shower and breakfast)
 
Yes, Arden it was awesome. Breakfast you ask? Well when you are through with your shower, I will rub lotion all over your freshly cleaned body and then you may eat. Eggs over easy or scrambled lady, Hash browns are almost ready and the bacon is all set. Orange juice at your table all ready.
(no more dreaming!)
 
KnightWing said:
Yes, Arden it was awesome. Breakfast you ask? Well when you are through with your shower, I will rub lotion all over your freshly cleaned body and then you may eat. Eggs over easy or scrambled lady, Hash browns are almost ready and the bacon is all set. Orange juice at your table all ready.
(no more dreaming!)

Wing, DD and the Fuck Police are going to nab you today... :) Better watch your rear!

The lotion part sounds fucking wonderful... May I skip breakfast if it means more time with your hands on my fresh, clean skin?
(sigh)
 
Arden said:


Wing, DD and the Fuck Police are going to nab you today... :) Better watch your rear!

(sigh)

Hmmmm...the Fuck Police???

I'd rather watch your fucking rear Arden.

Where is my Psyche this fucking morning. I'm sitting here in my office with the fucking door closed waiting....fucking waiting....
 
Arden said:


Wing, DD and the Fuck Police are going to nab you today... :) Better watch your rear!

The lotion part sounds fucking wonderful... May I skip breakfast if it means more time with your hands on my fresh, clean skin?
(sigh)

I knew it as soon as I posted it... my puter froze and I had to re-boot...Fuck, fuck, fuck...
There I was trying to be Mr. Polite Guy... and fucking see what fucking happens, I forget what fucking thread I'm on!!!
Yes, Arden, the meal can be put on hold.

Oh well, Dd and psyche and others will just have to catch me! :cool:
 
KnightWing said:


I knew it as soon as I posted it... my puter froze and I had to re-boot...Fuck, fuck, fuck...
There I was trying to be Mr. Polite Guy... and fucking see what fucking happens, I forget what fucking thread I'm on!!!
Yes, Arden, the meal can be put on hold.

Oh well, Dd and psyche and others will just have to catch me! :cool:

What if I catch you first?
 
Arden said:


What if I catch you first?

There you go!!! Fucking forgetting just like I did!!!
Hey Dd... can we get our punishment together????Hhhmmmm???

Arden, I might just slow down enough for you to catch me!
 
Gem_tiger said:
Fucking Fucking Knacker Sacks !!!!!!!!

I've just stuck my head in the oven to gas myself and it's fucking electric.
I decided to put a hose in the car ................ the fucking car won't start
I was going to jump from an upstairs windows but only the small windows open up there and I can't squeeze through
There's no fucking cars around to jump under and waiting for a bus to come along is like waiting for fucking grass to grow !!!!!



Ahhhhhhhh fuckit !!!!!!!

Gemmy, why in the fuck don't you fucking fly here and I will fucking fuck you to death?
 
tn_8tiv said:


Hmmmm...the Fuck Police???

I'd rather watch your fucking rear Arden.

Where is my Psyche this fucking morning. I'm sitting here in my office with the fucking door closed waiting....fucking waiting....

Fucking miss me, baby? Knock.......knock......anyone there?
 
KnightWing said:


I knew it as soon as I posted it... my puter froze and I had to re-boot...Fuck, fuck, fuck...
There I was trying to be Mr. Polite Guy... and fucking see what fucking happens, I forget what fucking thread I'm on!!!
Yes, Arden, the meal can be put on hold.

Oh well, Dd and psyche and others will just have to catch me! :cool:

I'll catch your fucking ass, Wing.......and then I'm going to tie you down and give you the spanking of a lifetime......
 
KnightWing said:


There you go!!! Fucking forgetting just like I did!!!
Hey Dd... can we get our punishment together????Hhhmmmm???

Arden, I might just slow down enough for you to catch me!

Hmmmm.... mutual punishment.... together? :) Psyche just popped in, maybe she has some insight on the matter at hand.

I think we're already caught...

Note: Don't you think it's fucking hilarious that every time we post something here at Lit, we have to hit a button marked "SUBMIT."


(Or am I just fucking warped?)
 
Fuckin A

Good Morning All.....

:Rose: to all you hot fucking women...

^5 to you fucking guys...

kk
 
psyche said:


I'll catch your fucking ass, Wing.......and then I'm going to tie you down and give you the spanking of a lifetime......

HEY! Wait a minute!
 
Arden said:


Hmmmm.... mutual punishment.... together? :) Psyche just popped in, maybe she has some insight on the matter at hand.

I think we're already caught...

Note: Don't you think it's fucking hilarious that every time we post something here at Lit, we have to hit a button marked "SUBMIT."


(Or am I just fucking warped?)

So what? You both want to be fucking tied down and spanked, that could be fucking arranged...
 
psyche said:


So what? You both want to be fucking tied down and spanked, that could be fucking arranged...

Would I get in trouble if I said I like BIG hands?
 
Arden said:


Hmmmm.... mutual punishment.... together? :) Psyche just popped in, maybe she has some insight on the matter at hand.

I think we're already caught...

Note: Don't you think it's fucking hilarious that every time we post something here at Lit, we have to hit a button marked "SUBMIT."


(Or am I just fucking warped?)

You're fucking warped! ;)

It is pretty fucking ironic! They could have called it "Post" instead I suppose. But it wouldn't have the same unerlying effect!

Oh no! psyche is here! I better fucking hide. She'll probably tie me up or something ....and we both might like it!

(here I go hitting the "submit" button!)
 
psyche said:


Fucking miss me, baby? Knock.......knock......anyone there?

Damn fucking right I missed you baby.

It's a cool fucking day here in Virginia and I need a fucking warm body to keep me hot!!!
 
KnightWing said:


You're fucking warped! ;)

It is pretty fucking ironic! They could have called it "Post" instead I suppose. But it wouldn't have the same unerlying effect!

Oh no! psyche is here! I better fucking hide. She'll probably tie me up or something ....and we both might like it!

(here I go hitting the "submit" button!)

I guess if we were both tied up and getting a sound spanking that the "SUBMIT" button would then hold a more accurate meaning...

You ready to submit? I'd rather take my punishment now than later. :D
 
KnightWing said:


You're fucking warped! ;)

It is pretty fucking ironic! They could have called it "Post" instead I suppose. But it wouldn't have the same unerlying effect!

Oh no! psyche is here! I better fucking hide. She'll probably tie me up or something ....and we both might like it!

(here I go hitting the "submit" button!)


I guess if we were both tied up and getting a sound spanking that the "SUBMIT" button would then hold a more accurate meaning...

You ready to submit? I'd rather take my punishment now than later. :D
 
psyche said:


Fucking miss me, baby? Knock.......knock......anyone there?

Damn fucking right I missed you baby. Now get your fucking ass into my office and let's make fucking sweet love all day!

It's cool and rainy here in Virginia and I need a fucking hot body to keep me warm.:devil:
 
Arden said:


Would I get in trouble if I said I like BIG hands?

You won't get in fucking trouble, but I won't be spanking your ass then!
 
Arden said:



I guess if we were both tied up and getting a sound spanking that the "SUBMIT" button would then hold a more accurate meaning...

You ready to submit? I'd rather take my punishment now than later. :D

Oh Fuck! A double post and no fuck words!
 
Re: Fuckin A

kkceohcs said:
Good Morning All.....

:Rose: to all you hot fucking women...

^5 to you fucking guys...

kk

Hey kk, what the fuck is going on? You fucking :devil: you.....
 
psyche said:


You won't get in fucking trouble, but I won't be spanking your ass then!

Ooooh, can I pick whoever I fucking want? :devil:
 
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