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Soron said:


well darlin', then you can have anything you fucking want;)
i fucking know i can hun hehehe... and right now i fucking want.....
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Fuck You

Devil_d0ll said:
i fucking know i can hun hehehe... and right now i fucking want.....

love the fucking Av by the way:p
 
Devil_d0ll said:
fucking welcome tsn... glad u stoped by... feel fucking free to say whatever u want..
we are like a jepoardy catogory.. "fuck" must be in ur respoce.. thats our omly rule

Well alfuckingrighty, I knew being in the Marines would fucking pay off someday. Nothing I learned better than to cuss like a fucking sailor!

Hehe, i could get fucking use to this:p
 
tryingsumtinnew said:


Well alfuckingrighty, I knew being in the Marines would fucking pay off someday. Nothing I learned better than to cuss like a fucking sailor!

Hehe, i could get fucking use to this:p
ooohhhh a marine... :kiss:'s

it is really fucking addicting .. jst ask anyone fucking here lol


well im off to fucking bed.. got a fuck date in the am :devil:
 
Devil_d0ll said:
ooohhhh a marine... :kiss:'s

it is really fucking addicting .. jst ask anyone fucking here lol


well im off to fucking bed.. got a fuck date in the am :devil:

Well good fucking nite and sweet fucking dreams, don't let the fucking bed bugs fucking bit:D
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: here we fucking go......

psyche said:


Never! Just a little touch of the fucking teeth to add to your excitment!

Me thinks she know's what the fuck she be doing :devil:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: here we fucking go......

Devil_d0ll said:
i didnt even fucking know u had stories.. so i went and read them fucking ALL...
i like the cop one the fucking best..or the teasing neighbors... cant decide lol.. but all are well writen and i like how u put the ass in there hehehe..
im too tired to think tonite.. but details will be coming SOON.. i FUCKing promise

Most don't as I don't fucking promote my material as others do, not that that's fucking wrong to do, it's just not what I do

Glad you liked School Zone and Ruthless Tease and I'll be waiting on the fucking details
 
Another Public Service Announcement - A Fuck Buddy Agreement

This FUCK BUDDY call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 20__, by__________________, between _________________ and ________________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over-unless the fucking is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM-we don't have fucking shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions - Example: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is fuck no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of town, then it's only a one-time advance arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your fucking damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just fuck buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your fucking ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't really fucking care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the fuck out!
18. Reason for doggie style: the less the contact, the better.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling.
20. The most important one - no condoms, no sex. Carry your ass home.
21. Bring your own drink - I am not your fucking liquor store.
22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

Participating Party

Signature:_______________________________________

Date: ________________

Signature:_______________________________________

Date: ________________

This a legal and binding document between both parties listed.
 
Good Morning

Woody you make me fucking laugh too early in the morning dude.

have a great fucking Monday y'all

a hug for psyche:rose:
 
bknight2602 said:

Amen the settings never right, needs a good ?banging?, what the fuck am I saying. Anyway I eat pussy before and after fucking, just too fucking good!:devil:

My settings must not be right either - I need a good fucking banging too!
 
Re: Hello all

KnightWing said:
How is everyone this fine fucking evening??? It looks like most of the gang has been here off and on this weekend.
WB psyche... nice to see your fucking AV again.
Hope everyone is doing good.

Me.. I'm always good! Thanks.

Have a great fucking night.

Thanks Wing,
Hope that you had a good fucking weekend too, baby!
 
no problem!

James G 5 said:


Well, let's see.....you're a 3 input gal and you got 2 hands
So that's me, Soron, Gem, and Woody you could be fucking, with one hand to spare....
Where's the problem? :D

Ok have all the fucking fun while I'm gone why don't you!
 
jimmojr said:
Good fucking evening all!

Psyche how was the fucking canoe trip?

We had a fucking great time, jimmojr. How was snorkling in the Florida Keys? Did you have a good time? We had perfect weather, it was in the 70s after we've had days of temperatures in the 90s.
 
Re: Fuck You

Soron said:
geeze, I had to come by here and say goodnight to you perverted fuckers

'goodnight you perverted fuckers'

and a hug to psyche:rose:

It's pretty much a requirement to hang out on the fuck thread isnt' it? We all have to be fucking perverted to keep this great fucking thread going......

I got your good night hug late Soron, but it was still here this morning.
 
tryingsumtinnew said:
Well i've never been here before, but thought I would come by and fucking say hell to all you fucking people!

I've heard nothing but good fucking things bout this thread and all the fuckers that post here. Well that is just my fucking way of fucking saying greetings and fucking salutations from Alafuckinbama:D

We're always glad to see new fucking faces on the fuck thread. Fucking is such a universal quality especially at lit - it unites all of us from fucking Alabama to fucking Ohio.
 
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Woodmiester said:


Me thinks she know's what the fuck she be doing :devil:

You fucking think so Woody?
 
Re: Another Public Service Announcement - A Fuck Buddy Agreement

Woodmiester said:
This FUCK BUDDY call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 20__, by__________________, between _________________ and ________________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:


Too fucking funny Woody!! Where in the fuck do I sign? And when in the fuck do we get started?
 
Re: Good Morning

Soron said:
Woody you make me fucking laugh too early in the morning dude.

have a great fucking Monday y'all

a hug for psyche:rose:

Good morning Soron! I hope you have a great Monday too. Thanks for the hug - hugging you back sweetie.
 
Morning all...

How to fuck is everyone this morning?

Great agreement contract Woody! Very funny. I figured psyche would be signing it right away! I just wonder how many names she is going to put on it!!!

(now how do I print a copy of my own!) lol
 
Re: Morning all...

KnightWing said:
How to fuck is everyone this morning?

Great agreement contract Woody! Very funny. I figured psyche would be signing it right away! I just wonder how many names she is going to put on it!!!

(now how do I print a copy of my own!) lol

Morning Wing! Fucking great to see you on, baby! You fucking print it, I'll fucking sign it!
 
Re: Re: Morning all...

psyche said:


Morning Wing! Fucking great to see you on, baby! You fucking print it, I'll fucking sign it!

Damn, fucking Monday morning and I've got a live one on!! WooooHooooo! This could be a great fucking week!

Looks like the temperatures are going to cool down a little... That makes the fucking more enjoyable.

Poem...When the nights are hot and sticky,
That's no time for dunking dicky,
Whent the frost is on the pumpkin,
That's the time for dicky dunkin'!
 
Re: Re: Re: Morning all...

KnightWing said:


Damn, fucking Monday morning and I've got a live one on!! WooooHooooo! This could be a great fucking week!

Looks like the temperatures are going to cool down a little... That makes the fucking more enjoyable.

Poem...When the nights are hot and sticky,
That's no time for dunking dicky,
Whent the frost is on the pumpkin,
That's the time for dicky dunkin'!

Baby, I've got fucking air conditioning so anytime is fuckin time.
Get your dick over here, baby!
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Morning all...

psyche said:


Baby, I've got fucking air conditioning so anytime is fuckin time.
Get your dick over here, baby!
mmmmm
Psyche
fucking you would make my fucking day
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
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