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Gem_tiger said:



I'll bet that fucking rumour came from ................... you, ... you fucking sorry-assed son of a bum-fucked nomad :rolleyes:

I'll fuck just about anything but ....... even I have got fucking standards ................. very low ones admittedly :eek: :devil:

ROFLAMO, I think I can claim my own fucking 10 points now thank you very fucking much
 
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Woodmiester said:


ROFLAMO, I think I can claim my own fucking 10 points now thank you very fucking much


Yep, reckon you fucking can at that :D :devil: ^5s my man

Have the Ghoulish Gourmet's finished their private party or are we gonna keep this fucking thread going a bit longer .......... nah, fuckit :D
I'm off to fucking bed ...... cya later guys :devil:
 
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jimmojr said:
Wow this needed a fucking bump.


Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah, you fucking said it bro' ....... it either needs a fucking bump .... or a fucking Wreath:rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: Probably Been Said Before But

Gem_tiger said:



I'll bet that fucking rumour came from ................... you, ... you fucking sorry-assed son of a bum-fucked nomad :rolleyes:

I'll fuck just about anything but ....... even I have got fucking standards ................. very low ones admittedly :eek: :devil:

Told you your fucking name was being fucking slandered! For fucking once it wasn't me!!
 
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Soron said:


yup, I think you're fucking right gorgeous

Well, it's not all fucking bad, you just come back here every fucking once in awhile to get your fill of the fuck thread. Not a really painful solution.
 
Doing good...

Hey all, how to fuck is everyone tonight?
I just quit my job today, and haven't felt this fucking good in months. I already have a line on some work starting the 1st of Sept. I think I'm going to fuck off the month of August and just be a lazy bum... (of course my fucking soon to be ex already thinks that!)

Hey Gem... Where's that fucking bridge over the water that I can ride my bike to your side?

What, no bridge??? What ta fuck....
 
Gem_tiger said:



What the flying fucking assholes is going on????? Am I in the fucking *Can't cook -- shan't cook* fucking thread or fucking what????

:rolleyes: :devil: :D






Fuck ...... I'm outa here .......... Psyche got that fucking look again :eek:

Gemmy, we changed it while you were gone. This is not the fuck thread any more it's the fucking cooking thread. We're going to exchange recipes. Are you out of here - if so, good night Gemmy, I won't be on much tomorrow but I will fucking miss you sweetie!
 
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Soron said:


be right over...'now where did I put those fucking keys to the fucking bike?'

Wine is poured and dinner is on the fucking table.
 
fucking Lit took a shit on me
lost anything on the thread after I said Good Morning
too much fucking work to backtrack
hope you all had a great fucking day
 
Woodmiester said:
FUCK ME

why should others get all the pleasure :rolleyes:



Well, join the fucking Gem Club, Woody my man ................ We Pluck 'Em, -- They fuck 'Em :rolleyes: :devil:
 
And .... I fucking notice it's 6am over there ................ the early bird buries his worm ........... is that the plan??? ^5s Woody :devil:
 
"Hello Qantas... I'd like a ticket to Perth please... I WANNA FUCK LADYBIRD!!"
 
Ladybird said:
"Hello Qantas... I'd like a ticket to Perth please... I WANNA FUCK LADYBIRD!!"


[color=orange-red]What????????? You Tooooo??????[/color] ......... hehehe ......... just teasing LB :D:


How are ya Sweet Lady???????? :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
Originally posted by Gem_tiger
[color=orange-red]What????????? You Tooooo??????[/color] ......... hehehe ......... just teasing LB :D:
How are ya Sweet Lady???????? :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

I'm fucking horny as a matter of fact babe. Apart from that I'm great.. what about you?

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
Ladybird said:


I'm fucking horny as a matter of fact babe. Apart from that I'm great.. what about you?

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Funny old thing .... me too !!!! Why the fuck must we live so far apart ?????????????? It must be your fault as I am older than you, therefore it was your job to be born closer to me; true?????

Okay then :kiss: :heart: :kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
Ladybird said:
"Hello Qantas... I'd like a ticket to Perth please... I WANNA FUCK LADYBIRD!!"


In January ............ I want the job as personal baggage handler to your son and daughter-in-law ...... at both ends of the fucking flight !!!!! :rolleyes:

:kiss: :heart: :kiss: :kiss:
 
Originally posted by Gem_tiger
Funny old thing .... me too !!!! Why the fuck must we live so far apart ?????????????? It must be your fault as I am older than you, therefore it was your job to be born closer to me; true?????
Okay then :kiss: :heart: :kiss: :heart: :kiss:

Oh duh!

It's your fucking fault we live so far apart... you should have jumped up and down a bit more when you wanted to be transferred to the Aust Navy.

Then I'd be fucking you all the fucking time.

Wouldn't that be just fucking fantastic. I just know we'd fuck together really well... :p :p

did I say 'fuck' enough?
 
Originally posted by Gem_tiger
In January ............ I want the job as personal baggage handler to your son and daughter-in-law ...... at both ends of the fucking flight !!!!! :rolleyes:
:kiss: :heart: :kiss: :kiss:

OH FUCK YES!!

Then you could fuck Ladybird.... yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
 
Ladybird said:


Oh duh!

It's your fucking fault we live so far apart... you should have jumped up and down a bit more when you wanted to be transferred to the Aust Navy.

Then I'd be fucking you all the fucking time.

Wouldn't that be just fucking fantastic. I just know we'd fuck together really well... :p :p

did I say 'fuck' enough?

ROFLMFAO .................... How the fuck did I leave that loop-hole open for you????

Ahhh, but, what happened when I was actually over there in Perth?????? Huh???? Why did you let me visit the Swan Brewery instead of whisking me away and fucking my brains out????
I would have definiably either got transferred or left our Navy to join yours .................. your fault again, huh?? .... Touche

:kiss: :heart: :kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
Ladybird said:


OH FUCK YES!!

Then you could fuck Ladybird.... yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

All day and all night ....... for 2 weeks ........... with the occassional tea break to get my fucking breath back ......... :devil:

:kiss: :heart: :kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
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