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KnightWing
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Gem_tiger said:
Don't you fucking worry KnightWing, I'm the fucking Goober that buys lottery tickets so some other bastard can have a better Prize.
I'm also the fucking idiot that falls in a barrel of nipples and comes up sucking his fucking thumb and, I am the daft bastard that falls in a bucket of roses and comes up smelling of horse-shit!!!
So no worries mate, I can guarantee that an offer is the best I can ever wish for -- and only in V/L !!!!
^5s buddy.
Damn Gem, I thought I was the only fucking asshole that did all those things. ^5 pal.. I have a friend after all!!!
Have a great day tomorrow Gem... I'm so wasted right now I can hardly read the fucking screen.... Is that a screen,,, or is that the TV.... Fuck I don't know... Where to fuck is psyche when you need her!!!??? No one to fucking pick on... LOL... Nighters all...
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well fuck me blind your right on that
okay, maybe not fucking blind, a little near sighted? no that won't work, I wear fucking glasses now
psyche said:
well fuck me blind your right on that
okay, maybe not fucking blind, a little near sighted? no that won't work, I wear fucking glasses now
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Re: Coooooo-eeeeeeee
Welcome home ya dried up bucket of cow dung !!!! We missed you too but give up the fuckin goods, did ya find anyone fucking desperate enough to fuck your dandruff covered ass while on your trip
And thank you for that fucking compliment, I am disgusting, why, infact words of such honor and prise coming from you is like, well, it's like ...... who am I kidding, it don't mean a fuckin thang
^5's buckwheat
Gem_tiger said:
Hi Buddy, .. I'm Ho.o.o.o.o.o.o.me ^5s
I was but, now I'm fucking back -- you toss-pot!!!
How are you, my old bucket of dog's spew??? Fuck I've missed you all soooooooooooooooooo fucking much.
I'm going to get some tea now, ya fuckers Fresh Crab Salad !!
(Oh shit, .... crab's off, I changed my Nix this morning......... hehe
yeeeeeeeeuuuck, you are disgusting Woody ......)
Welcome home ya dried up bucket of cow dung !!!! We missed you too but give up the fuckin goods, did ya find anyone fucking desperate enough to fuck your dandruff covered ass while on your trip
And thank you for that fucking compliment, I am disgusting, why, infact words of such honor and prise coming from you is like, well, it's like ...... who am I kidding, it don't mean a fuckin thang
^5's buckwheat
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LadyBlueMoon said:What the fuck is this fucking page all about? I fucking hate the word "fuck" and fuckers who use it all the fucking time. Well, fuck this. I'm fucking outta here!
Oh, fuck, I almost fucking forgot. I'm just fucking kidding!
Fucker LBM
People saying fuck? Fuckers? Fucking? I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about ......
Welcome to this fucked up fucking fuck thread, careful though, with an av like that, someone might want to get to fucking know you
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Gem_tiger said:
Don't you fucking worry KnightWing, I'm the fucking Goober that buys lottery tickets so some other bastard can have a better Prize.
I'm also the fucking idiot that falls in a barrel of nipples and comes up sucking his fucking thumb and, I am the daft bastard that falls in a bucket of roses and comes up smelling of horse-shit!!!
So no worries mate, I can guarantee that an offer is the best I can ever wish for -- and only in V/L !!!!
^5s buddy.
But have you had a bowl of fucking dingleberries yet, that's what I want to know
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jimmojr said:
No No No fucking NO, I don't have a damn mirror so that doesn't fucking get it jimmojr, now get with the fucking program
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oh that's fucking classy
yeah yeah, I'm being a fucking smartass tonight, so call 1-800-FUC-KOFF and file a complaint
James G 5 said:
oh that's fucking classy
yeah yeah, I'm being a fucking smartass tonight, so call 1-800-FUC-KOFF and file a complaint
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okay I think I've done enough damage for one fucking nite so I'm outta here
that reminded me of Shania Twain, fucking wannabe country singer, I won't play her but I'd fucking do her
that reminded me of Shania Twain, fucking wannabe country singer, I won't play her but I'd fucking do her
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Re: Re: Coooooo-eeeeeeee
Did I fucking Bollox!!!!!! I even approached a Prostitute and she paid me to fuck off somewhere else!!!!
Yeah, I have to hand it to ya Woody, you are the King of Disgusting .................... I've learned alot from you, ........ hehehe
Woodmiester said:
Welcome home ya dried up bucket of cow dung !!!! We missed you too but give up the fuckin goods, did ya find anyone fucking desperate enough to fuck your dandruff covered ass while on your trip
And thank you for that fucking compliment, I am disgusting, why, infact words of such honor and prise coming from you is like, well, it's like ...... who am I kidding, it don't mean a fuckin thang
^5's buckwheat
Did I fucking Bollox!!!!!! I even approached a Prostitute and she paid me to fuck off somewhere else!!!!
Yeah, I have to hand it to ya Woody, you are the King of Disgusting .................... I've learned alot from you, ........ hehehe
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Gem_tiger said:
Nope, me fucking too
Fuck knows where Psyche is, she's always disappearing for a quick fuck somewhere, then doesn't come back. She's only a fucking part-timer anyway ........ not a real *player*, ........ hehehehe
Okay Gem, becuase your a fucking pal I say this as a friend ... get a mirror, put it between your legs with your boxers off and take a good look at your gonads, your can feel them or touch them or whatever you want, but make sure once your done to tell them goodbye, because Psyche is surely going to slice those fuckers off once she see this shit, but your the man, I couldn't have said that, no no, I like my nads right where their at thank you very much
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Tap-Out said:
get it right dammit, that's "PANTY RAID FROM THE FUCKING GENERAL BOARD"
fuck, can't teach some people a fucking thing
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psyche said:
Well, Fuck yeah! I fucking will!
LBM
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PANTY RAID FROM THE GENERAL BOARD !
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LadyBlueMoon said:
Well, Fuck yeah! I fucking will!
LBM
Morning LadyBlue, hope your day has started well, and I took a stroll thru your pic thread and might I say, you got my fucking attention
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Woodmiester said:
Okay Gem, becuase your a fucking pal I say this as a friend ... get a mirror, put it between your legs with your boxers off and take a good look at your gonads, your can feel them or touch them or whatever you want, but make sure once your done to tell them goodbye, because Psyche is surely going to slice those fuckers off once she see this shit, but your the man, I couldn't have said that, no no, I like my nads right where their at thank you very much
Heyyyyyy, Woody. Thanks pal
I've already had the fucking chop so, would I really miss these dangly things????It still sounds fucking painful though, I'll bet she doesn't use fucking anaesthetic!!!
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What a nice fucking thing to say!Woodmiester said:
Fucking
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Gem_tiger said:
Don't you fucking worry KnightWing, I'm the fucking Goober that buys lottery tickets so some other bastard can have a better Prize.
I'm also the fucking idiot that falls in a barrel of nipples and comes up sucking his fucking thumb and, I am the daft bastard that falls in a bucket of roses and comes up smelling of horse-shit!!!
So no worries mate, I can guarantee that an offer is the best I can ever wish for -- and only in V/L !!!!
^5s buddy.
Fucking damn Gem, this just makes me want to jump on a plane, jump on you and fucking fuck you senseless.
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Gem_tiger said:
That's fucking better ........ Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it when Psyche gets mad ................... she is soooooooooo fucking cute
You must fucking love it.......you always say the right fucking things to fucking get me there!
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