"Fuck"

[Woodmiester]

Re: Re: Woody!

You're right - off fucking around, god only fucking knows what kind of trouble I can fucking get into. Well, I could have done fucking much better than some fucking shot of Toradol! And it wouldn't have hurt nearly as much! You don't have to look for me any further than the fuck thread, honey! If I am on I always check here first - this is my fucking home thread! Nice to see you back on and educating the young amateurs, we have to keep up the fucking standards of the fucking fuck thread!

Okay next time I need some help remember you fucking offered

 

[Guest]

I like..........

Fuckin - "A".

Now...does that date me? lol.............

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=39666

To sleep.......perchance to dream - William Shakespear

I remain........

 

[Woodmiester]

Fucking Assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Turn my fucking back for two bastard minutes and I have 98 fucking pages to read.
Whenever I'm here, I'm talking to my fucking self ................... there must be a message for me in that!!!

to the gals

^5s to the guys

Oh stop the crying you fucking twit

^^5 Gem

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: I like..........

Fuckin - "A".

Now...does that date me? lol.............

Not anymore other than I fucking remember it too

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: Woody!

Okay next time I need some help remember you fucking offered

Any fucking time, Woody! You just fucking let me know. We don't want your ass full of fucking holes do we? You might start fucking leaking all over the fucking place.

 

[psyche]

Re: I like..........

Fuckin - "A".

Now...does that date me? lol.............

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=39666



I remain........

Fuckin A man, wanna another toke? Don't bogart the joint my fucking friend. Gotta clip?

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: I like..........

Not anymore other than I fucking remember it too

God! What fucking memories! Tripping on LSD and walking right into a glass window at the local Dunkin Donuts!!! Pretty much high through high school - that's why they called it fucking high school right? Explains a lot - doesn't it!!

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Woody!

Any fucking time, Woody! You just fucking let me know. We don't want your ass full of fucking holes do we? You might start fucking leaking all over the fucking place.

No fucking kidding

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: Re: Re: I like..........

God! What fucking memories! Tripping on LSD and walking right into a glass window at the local Dunkin Donuts!!! Pretty much high through high school - that's why they called it fucking high school right? Explains a lot - doesn't it!!

coughing Well as a past LEO type I can only say ..... I don't know what the fuck you're talking about

 

[Gem_tiger]

awww i still fucking love you gem!!

since i can't fucking go with you on your trip...
how about a fucking tshirt instead???

Nooooooooo fucking problem, Sweet thang

I'd best nip over and take your measurements

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Gemmy!

Glad you're back Gemmy!! Can't fucking believe I said it either! Things will be back to fucking normal if I catch you on here, we'll be at each other's throats in no fucking time! Ok, I'll ask, what in the fuck are kex? Pants? Do you smell something?

Oh yeah, Gemmy's back!

ROFLMFAO
Yep, Kex are fucking underpants

You can be at my throat anytime, honey, your thighs around my fucking neck --- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Woodmiester]

Talking about memories

Who remembers good old Fred, but damn if I can remember seeing this fucking scene on Saturday morning

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I like..........

coughing Well as a past LEO type I can only say ..... I don't know what the fuck you're talking about

Yeah right. I suppose you didn't fucking inhale either! Or you tried it and didn't like they way it made you fucking feel! "I'm not feeling anything from this - as you are stuffing the 10th brownie into your mouth - I'm not high!"

Well, I had my fucking fun in high school too! My first drink ever was moonshine, no shit! My best friend's father used to go south to get it from his family. If you can drink that shit you can fucking drink anything.

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Gemmy!

ROFLMFAO
Yep, Kex are fucking underpants

You can be at my throat anytime, honey, your thighs around my fucking neck --- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh, Gem! What a fucking visual image! So pull down your fucking Kex and get the fuck over here.

 

[psyche]

Re: Talking about memories

Who remembers good old Fred, but damn if I can remember seeing this fucking scene on Saturday morning

Must have fucking missed that fucking episode!

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I like..........

Yeah right. I suppose you didn't fucking inhale either! Or you tried it and didn't like they way it made you fucking feel! "I'm not feeling anything from this - as you are stuffing the 10th brownie into your mouth - I'm not high!"

Well, I had my fucking fun in high school too! My first drink ever was moonshine, no shit! My best friend's father used to go south to get it from his family. If you can drink that shit you can fucking drink anything.

A person was supposed to fucking inhale that stuff?

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I like..........

A person was supposed to fucking inhale that stuff?

Fucking inhale and inhale deeeeeeply, hold your fucking breath.......let it out slowly..........aaaahhhhhhhh..........
what a fucking buzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

This is for the fucking moderators of this fucking thread

I am in no way, shape or form promoting the use of illegal substances. I am a big promotor of the JUST SAY NO drug plan. So kiddies - just say no and walk away! And remember just say no to sex - it's not nearly as fun as you think it will be! Cross your legs, try to think of mathematical formulas and the evil thoughts will disappear. And remember always keep your hands out of your pants - it can only lead to no good - ie. things like burning in hell for all of eternity. Or at the very least, hair on your fucking knuckles.

 

[psyche]

reunion!

This is like a fucking reunion! Woody, glad to see the banana is back, that is one of my favorite avs! It's been fucking ages since the three of us have been on together.

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: reunion!

This is like a fucking reunion! Woody, glad to see the banana is back, that is one of my favorite avs! It's been fucking ages since the three of us have been on together.

So fucking true and I was just reading a few (fuck a shit load) of jokes that silly ass sent .....
I think he needs to haul his ass over here to the land of buckeyes and fucking cornfields and I'm sure you can find another lady to join us and we'll fucking see what trouble we can get into

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: reunion!

So fucking true and I was just reading a few (fuck a shit load) of jokes that silly ass sent .....
I think he needs to haul his ass over here to the land of buckeyes and fucking cornfields and I'm sure you can find another lady to join us and we'll fucking see what trouble we can get into

I would fucking help pay for that plane ticket! We could get into a fucking shit load of trouble. The fucking cornfields would never be the fucking same!

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I like..........

This is for the fucking moderators of this fucking thread

I am in no way, shape or form promoting the use of illegal substances. I am a big promotor of the JUST SAY NO drug plan. So kiddies - just say no and walk away! And remember just say no to sex - it's not nearly as fun as you think it will be! Cross your legs, try to think of mathematical formulas and the evil thoughts will disappear. And remember always keep your hands out of your pants - it can only lead to no good - ie. things like burning in hell for all of eternity. Or at the very least, hair on your fucking knuckles.

See kids, it's fucking true what she says, listen to her, she's got a fucking brain

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Re: Re: Gemmy!

Oh, Gem! What a fucking visual image! So pull down your fucking Kex and get the fuck over here.

The fucking Kex are off babe, the weapon is primed and fucking ready ............. just show me the fucking target and I'll shoot!!!!!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Talking about memories

Who remembers good old Fred, but damn if I can remember seeing this fucking scene on Saturday morning

ROFLMAO
Nor fucking me Woody ....... I tend to think that YOU made this pic

Noooooooooooooo, surely not

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: reunion!

This is like a fucking reunion! Woody, glad to see the banana is back, that is one of my favorite avs! It's been fucking ages since the three of us have been on together.

I love that fucking av (a big prick in a yellow raincoat). That's not a derogatory remark. Woody is my bestest bestest Lit. pal, I just don't know of a different way of saying the first thing that come to mind when I see that great av.

Sorry Woody ................ can somebody with a decent command of the English Language fucking help me out here

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Re: Re: reunion!

I would fucking help pay for that plane ticket! We could get into a fucking shit load of trouble. The fucking cornfields would never be the fucking same!

Fuck....... I'm on my way guys ......... sticky fucking cornfields ..... mmmmmmmmmm