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Roy Kay said:
What's a guy got to do to get fucking laid around here? Preferably by someone in Cleveland.
*in her best 2 live crew imitation* Welcome to the Fuck thread....
getting laid here.. well dear boy.. maybe not in fucking clevland but on this thread the women are always ready to get "fucked"
 
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aaron32 said:


DD ... if i fucking mailed my "F Word" book to you, would you rub some of the pages between your pussy lips and stain them up for me and then mail it back??? .... it would be like having an auto-fucking-graphed copy from the goddess of the fuck thread herself. i could put it on ebay starting at a fucking million dollars ... but i'd never sell!!! ... it would be my most prized fucking possesion .... please .... please!!! ....
omfg.. if i were to do that arron.. then ud want to fucking eat it as the smel would drive u crazy.. after licking it ud want more and more.. there would be nothing left of the book after awhile LMAO
 
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Devil_d0ll said:

omfg.. if i were to do that arron.. then ud want to fucking eat it as the smel would drive u crazy.. after licking it ud want more and more.. there would be nothing left of the book after awhile LMAO

i guess it would be like the readers fucking digest .... please do it, but please be careful of fucking paper cuts!!!!
 
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aaron32 said:


i guess it would be like the readers fucking digest .... please do it, but please be careful of fucking paper cuts!!!!
sure why the fuck not.. are u going to send me a fucking copy of my own??
 
well i have some sort of fucking good news.. ill be moving into my own apt in two weeks Fucking YAY
im fucking way excited
 
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Devil_d0ll said:
sure why the fuck not.. are u going to send me a fucking copy of my own??

sure, if i can find it. my copy was a fucking gift so i'm not sure where it came from. amazon-fucking-dot-com probably has it. just don't fucking sign anymore copies. i want the only one. pm me your mailing address
 
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aaron32 said:


sure, if i can find it. my copy was a fucking gift so i'm not sure where it came from. amazon-fucking-dot-com probably has it. just don't fucking sign anymore copies. i want the only one. pm me your mailing address
lol ok.. u will have to wait as im moving in two weeks.. dont want it to get fucking lost now do we??
 
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Devil_d0ll said:
lol ok.. u will have to wait as im moving in two weeks.. dont want it to get fucking lost now do we??

no fucking way!!!! i'd rather lose my left fucking nut!!!
 
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aaron32 said:


no fucking way!!!! i'd rather lose my left fucking nut!!!
why not the fucking right one?? why do guys always say the left one?? is there something special about the right nut us gurls dont fucking know about??
 
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Devil_d0ll said:

why not the fucking right one?? why do guys always say the left one?? is there something special about the right nut us gurls dont fucking know about??

yes there is!!! but if i fucking told you, then all the girls would know what it is .... and i can't betray me fucking mates now can i???

ok i found another copy. get moved in and you've got a start to a fucking library!!!

i was just thinking, if everybody on this thread bought a copy (not you, your's is free 'cause your the fuck thread goddess) we could put this book on the best fucking sellers list. wouldn't that be a scream.... to walk in to Walden Books and see "The F Word" as #1 on the New York times best seller list .... LMFAO
 
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Devil_d0ll said:

why not the fucking right one?? why do guys always say the left one?? is there something special about the right nut us gurls dont fucking know about??

here's a fucking hint ... it all depends on whether your left nutted or right nutted ... most guys are right fucking nutted!!!
 
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aaron32 said:


yes there is!!! but if i fucking told you, then all the girls would know what it is .... and i can't betray me fucking mates now can i???

ok i found another copy. get moved in and you've got a start to a fucking library!!!

i was just thinking, if everybody on this thread bought a copy (not you, your's is free 'cause your the fuck thread goddess) we could put this book on the best fucking sellers list. wouldn't that be a scream.... to walk in to Walden Books and see "The F Word" as #1 on the New York times best seller list .... LMFAO

can't you just fucking see yourself at a book signing!!!!
 
cool!

Devil_d0ll said:
well i have some sort of fucking good news.. ill be moving into my own apt in two weeks Fucking YAY
im fucking way excited

That's so fucking cool, Devil_d0ll! I don't know about you but I absolutely hate moving - so much fucking work! But it will be worth it, that's great news!
 
missed you!

James G 5 said:


I don't even rate a fucking mention????
Nice :mad:
If anyone cares, I got stuck late at my fucking job

James we fucking missed you, but Devil_d0ll is right, you're around all the time so we fucking take you for granted!
 
LusciousRedLips said:


You're not going to go fucking postal on us, are you? Besides nothing like a good spanking to get the blood flowing to all the right places.

I'll share my popcorn with you after it's all over.

Good fucking point...no I won't go postal on YOU...now Aaron is a different story!
 
aaron32 said:


i'm gonna use a reem of these new fucking 37 centers .... sticky side down!!!!! here goes

OUCH! You are fucking cruel...you better watch your back...you never know when I might go postal! LOL
 
Devil_d0ll said:
toni u forgot to say FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

hmmm what ever shall we do


FUCK DD they already fucking punished me last night! It hurt too!
 
fucking

Oh, fuck, Devil Doll, your dirty talk makes my cock so fucking hard and your dirty pictures got me so worked up I'm just going to get in the whirlpool bath with you and fuck your brains out. Have a fucking nice day!
 
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Gus Aspar said:
Oh, fuck, Devil Doll, your dirty talk makes my cock so fucking hard and your dirty pictures got me so worked up I'm just going to get in the whirlpool bath with you and fuck your brains out. Have a fucking nice day!

Hey Gus,
Devil_d0ll isn't the only fucking one on this fucking fuck thread! Make more room in that fucking hot tub!
 
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psyche said:


Hey Gus,
Devil_d0ll isn't the only fucking one on this fucking fuck thread! Make more room in that fucking hot tub!

OK, Psyche, sit on my lap and you can slip that juicy cunt of yours on my horny pole and we can ... wait for it ... FUCK!!!
:D
 
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Gus Aspar said:


OK, Psyche, sit on my lap and you can slip that juicy cunt of yours on my horny pole and we can ... wait for it ... FUCK!!!
:D

Baby, looks like we're not going to have to fucking wait for anything. Ohhhhhhhh............
 
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Gus Aspar said:
Oh, fuck, Devil Doll, your dirty talk makes my cock so fucking hard and your dirty pictures got me so worked up I'm just going to get in the whirlpool bath with you and fuck your brains out. Have a fucking nice day!
Fucking WOW!!
i will have a nice fucking day now :).. come back any fucking time.. theres more were that fucking came from :)
 
thought i'd stop by and see what the fuck everyone is up to :D


i just love the word *fuck* !!
 
love the word 'fuck'?

xx--jasmine--xx said:
thought i'd stop by and see what the fuck everyone is up to :D


i just love the word *fuck* !!

OK, Jasmine, open your fucking cunt and let's FUCK!!!
 
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