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drive up here

Woodmiester said:


This morning I more or less did fuck off at work and just drove around learing at all these sexy fucking women wearing their thin blouses and shit, so now I'm in da mood to do sum fuckin :D

Hey Woody I bet you don't need any fucking teaching certificate just follow your instincts. And if your in the mood to fuck get in your fucking car already and come up here and fucking fuck me.
 
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psyche said:


Hey Woody I bet you don't need any fucking teaching certificate just follow your instincts. And if your in the mood to fuck get in your fucking car already and come up here and fucking fuck me.

On my way .........

now where the fuck did I sit my keys down .....
 
Good morning everyone! Fuck my back hurts....anyone feel like giving me a fucking massage? ;-)
 
Walter CronDyck "this just in, news at 6 film at 11"

Ladybird said:


FUCK aramera.. you've got 'em running FUCKin' scared love... You're too believable.. please tell them we don't really FUCK kangaroos.. please...LOL :D

Well it might be too fucking late afterall LabyBird, this report just arrived and I fucking can't believe it myself, but what's that they say? A picture is worth a fucking thousand words?
 
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Re: Walter CronDyck "this just in, news at 6 film at 11"

Originally posted by Woodmiester
Well it might be too fucking late afterall LabyBird, this report just arrived and I fucking can't believe it myself, but what's that they say? A picture is worth a fucking thousand words?
Oh fuck... aramera's secret is out! Well, in order to redeem myself, I'd like to point out that I live on the other side of Australia to aramera.. no where near him.. ok?

Woodmiester, that's very clever.. congratulations. I've copied the cartoon.. I hope you don't mind. :heart: LB

Oh... FUCK :D
 
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Woodmiester said:


We all agree that yes your're truly fucked in the head so why did it take all this fucking time for you to realize it, and if you stop all that fucking around trying to get pics then maybe you'd find someone to fuck you fuckin pudwhacker and what in the fuck is wrng with you, "fuck you with a razor blade"? Shit buddy if your into that kinky shit why not stick that dick in a meat grinder at 500rpm and bust a fucking nut, qeesh!!!

This morning I more or less did fuck off at work and just drove around learing at all these sexy fucking women wearing their thin blouses and shit, so now I'm in da mood to do sum fuckin :D

It took me so long to realize it cos you, you fucking bozo, kept it a secret from me. and, if you'd fucking come across with the pics the first time I fucking well ask you, I wouldn't be fucking around looking, I'd be fucking around, fucking around - all over the fucking place.
Basically, buddy of mine, it's all your fucking fault, no matter which fucking way you fucking look at it, Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.

Anyhooooooo, did you have a good day??? Great to see you back
^^55s
 
Don't fret

Ladybird said:

Oh fuck... aramera's secret is out! Well, in order to redeem myself, I'd like to point out that I live on the other side of Australia to aramera.. no where near him.. ok?

Oh... FUCK :D

Don't worry L-B. We know and, by the way, ROOs are lousy fucks

ahem, err, so - ah - I've heard (from Woody I think)
LMFAO
 
Re: Walter CronDyck "this just in, news at 6 film at 11"

Woodmiester said:


Well it might be too fucking late afterall LabyBird, this report just arrived and I fucking can't believe it myself, but what's that they say? A picture is worth a fucking thousand words?

Yo, Woody! You've got more fucking neck than a bagful of giraffes!
You post pics like this and the camera one after having the fucking brass neck to say that MY brain is fucked up.
Well, I could - ohh, I could tear a fucking tissue, I really could:devil:
 
hello all my fucking friends!! hope you are having a fan-fuckin-tastic day so far!! im in a "who gives a flyin fuck" mood :D
 
Jewelz said:
hello all my fucking friends!! hope you are having a fan-fuckin-tastic day so far!! im in a "who gives a flyin fuck" mood :D

Fuck yeah! :D That's the way to be!
 
Shadowsong22 said:


Fuck yeah! :D That's the way to be!

lol, im learning all too fuckin fast that i need to stop fuckin kissin ass and living for everyone else. i have sacrificed my own happiness far too long. :D
 
Jewelz said:


lol, im learning all too fuckin fast that i need to stop fuckin kissin ass and living for everyone else. i have sacrificed my own happiness far too long. :D

Fucking right on! I did the same fucking thing for way too long. So to all the people who walked on me, fuck off! ;-)
 
Shadowsong22 said:


Fucking right on! I did the same fucking thing for way too long. So to all the people who walked on me, fuck off! ;-)

thats right lil bro!! fuck the fuckers that fuckin thought they could walk the fuck over us! kiss our mother fuckin asses!!!!!!!!!!

whew! god damn this is great fuckin therapy!!

got sucha potty mouth!! :D
 
Jewelz said:


thats right lil bro!! fuck the fuckers that fuckin thought they could walk the fuck over us! kiss our mother fuckin asses!!!!!!!!!!

whew! god damn this is great fuckin therapy!!

got sucha potty mouth!! :D

It's anger expression. ;-) Works fucking great!
 
Shadowsong22 said:


It's anger expression. ;-) Works fucking great!

I have alot more anger in me than I have ever realized. Lots of resentment. that is a fuckin shame!
 
Jewelz said:
hello all my fucking friends!! hope you are having a fan-fuckin-tastic day so far!! im in a "who gives a flyin fuck" mood :D

Well fucking done Jewelz. I am having one fucking lousy day but I am in the same type of mood as you.
Great to see you here. I told Woody to get in touch as you know all there is to know about posting things on Lit. (you do, don't you??)
Look after yourself, take it easy and .................. (yoink)

Will you fuck off Woody, you fishes tit. Pour your own fuckin' drinks
(lazy B****rd)
:devil:

For you sweet Jewelz:kiss: :rose:
 
Jewelz said:


I have alot more anger in me than I have ever realized. Lots of resentment. that is a fuckin shame!

Well let it all fucking out hon, you'll feel alot better.
 
Jewelz said:


thats right lil bro!! fuck the fuckers that fuckin thought they could walk the fuck over us! kiss our mother fuckin asses!!!!!!!!!!

whew! god damn this is great fuckin therapy!!

got sucha potty mouth!! :D

Woo Hoooo, Jewelz, does your mother know that you fuckin' talk like that?? Lol:kiss: :rose:
 
memory?

Woodmiester said:


On my way .........

now where the fuck did I sit my keys down .....

How the fuck old are you any fucking way - now you fucking can't find your fucking keys!!!

Hell, I'll just drive down there and help you fucking find them and I'll bet they're in your fucking pants.
 
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Re: memory?

Originally posted by psyche
How the fuck old are you any fucking way - now you fucking can't find your fucking keys!!!

Probably about as fuckin' old as I am.

Now, where did I fuckin' put my glasses......
 
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Ladybird said:


Probably about as fuckin' old as I am.

Now, where did I fuckin' put my glasses......

oh I was wondering who the fuck these fucking glasses belonged too ;) :kiss:
 
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Originally posted by lovemetender
oh I was wondering who the fuck these fucking glasses belonged too ;) :kiss:

Oops! Yep, that's them... I think.

You're a fuckin' gentleman... thank you!! :kiss:
 
Gem_tiger said:


Woo Hoooo, Jewelz, does your mother know that you fuckin' talk like that?? Lol:kiss: :rose:

LOLOL i think she knows i have a fuckin potty mouth and yells at me all the fuckin time!!

Cheer up darlin...hope your day gets better *HUGS*
 
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