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Re: roo fucking

psyche said:
Go for it Woody, stick it in and fucking hang on for life!
where the fuck does this dude come up with this shit... are u one fucking medications or something.. not woody or psyche but the guy who keeps come up with the weird ass fucking shit... hes even too fucking weird for me to even deal with
 
:D What would this fuckin thread be without some of us fuckin Aussies putting some good fucking on it.

:cool: We do like to fuck a roo
We do we do we do
We also like a woman or two
Instead of a fuckin roo
So come to Aussie please do
And we will give you a fuck too. :p Me :p
 
This topic is fucking weird but too fucking funny! Love it! So now who's going to come fuck me so I can sleep? ;-)
 
Re: Oh, Eck - scuse Me

Devil_d0ll said:
my darling fucking Gemmy... if i were to tell u fuck off it would mean it in the sincerest way.. if that is possible... lol
:p's and :kiss:'s to ya baby

Oh, D-D *blush*, you say the nicest fuckin' things sometimes.
And you've changed your fuckin' av again. It's good, I Fuckin' like it

:p 's and :kiss:'s to you too -- sweet-talking F***er.
 
Not on medications!!!

Devil_d0ll said:
where the fuck does this dude come up with this shit... are u one fucking medications or something.. not woody or psyche but the guy who keeps come up with the weird ass fucking shit... hes even too fucking weird for me to even deal with

Devil_d0ll,
The secret is that he is NOT on medications!
 
no way

aramera said:
:D What would this fuckin thread be without some of us fuckin Aussies putting some good fucking on it.

:cool: We do like to fuck a roo
We do we do we do
We also like a woman or two
Instead of a fuckin roo
So come to Aussie please do
And we will give you a fuck too. :p Me :p

No way am I gonna fucking jump on a guy after he's been out in the bush fucking roos - no wonder the women have left.
 
Re: Re: Re: experienced

Devil_d0ll said:
*pouts* fuck Woody.. why dont u ever say that to me??

Entering Devil d0ll's playroom I see her laid out on her fucking back with her legs spread wide while one hand it exploring her wet fucking pussy while her other is at her mouth as she suck her cum off her fingers which only moments before were burind deep in her sweetness ... so being the nice guy I am and seeing how her head is slightly hanging over the edge of the fucking side, I pull out my fucking cock letting mt shroomish head fuckin boune on her face till she takes hold and engulfing the hardness in her fucking mouth .....

;)
 
Re: Re Roo Fuckin

aramera said:
:D Hey there Woody..... If you hav'nt fucked a Roo, don't fuckin knock it. Fuckin Roo fuckin here is a national sport.

:cool: The fuckin secret is to be fuckin bouncing up when they are fuckin bouncing down. That way you get full fuckin penafuckintration.

:kiss: Fuckin See Ya. :rose:

now what I find fucking scary is that you know the fucking secret :eek:
 
Re: no way

psyche said:


No way am I gonna fucking jump on a guy after he's been out in the bush fucking roos - no wonder the women have left.

No fucking worries here psyche, my cock is critter and animal free ;)

So, it's really hot down her this morning and it's not even 530am, now this is truly fucked up for the first of June, how are you this fine fucked up morning :rose:
 
Can't sleep?

hey woody,
Are you fucking thinking about me and can't fucking sleep?
 
I'm great!

I'd be better if I wasn't up this fucking early.
 
Re: Can't sleep?

psyche said:
hey woody,
Are you fucking thinking about me and can't fucking sleep?

I could lie and say yes and maybe it would bring a smile, or I could be truthful and say I'm about to get ready to head off to work but I was looking foward to seeing you this morning and what fucked up words had been posted and hope that this too would bring a smile upon your face, so .........

Seeing how I can at times be honest to a fuckin fault I can say more than once over the last few days I've had a wicked thought or two (maybe more), but I am about to start my day ......

But I'd rather be back in fucking bed, want to join me ;)
 
Wicked fucking thoughts

I've had my share of wicked fucking thoughts, and yes I join you in bed. I'm still waiting for you to teach me to take your banana in my fucking ass. I'm all ears - well, maybe not all ears.

By the way, I'm never going to ask you to fucking lie to me. Give me the fucking truth any day.
 
Re: Re: Can't sleep?

Woodmiester said:


I could lie and say yes and maybe it would bring a smile, or I could be truthful and say I'm about to get ready to head off to work but I was looking foward to seeing you this morning and what fucked up words had been posted and hope that this too would bring a smile upon your face, so .........

Seeing how I can at times be honest to a fuckin fault I can say more than once over the last few days I've had a wicked thought or two (maybe more), but I am about to start my day ......

But I'd rather be back in fucking bed, want to join me ;)


You tell such fucking lies Woody ----- what's this head off to work crap?? You may fucking well head off to your place of work but, do you do anything when you're there??? Do you fucking bollocks. you sit around all day discussing women.
Paul McCartney sang your song last night at the Jubilee celebrations --------- Hey Dude!
Did you hear it???
Anyhow, fuck off to work you fucking Sloth, see you fucking later, have a great fucking piss-balling day good buddy ^^55s
 
Geeez

Well, fuck me with a razor-blade, look at the fucking time. It's a public holiday, I should be in fucking bed, or I should be fucking in bed, or I should be in bed fucking or
Oh, how the fuck should I know, my brain is fucked:devil:
 
aramera's av

With all of the fucking animal references look closely at aramera's av what in the fuck is that fucking guy doing back there anyway? Is that some kind of prepatory ritual to get the cattle in the mood? Fucking unbelievably scary.
 
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no fucking razor blades

Gem_tiger said:
Well, fuck me with a razor-blade, look at the fucking time. It's a public holiday, I should be in fucking bed, or I should be fucking in bed, or I should be in bed fucking or
Oh, how the fuck should I know, my brain is fucked:devil:

Good fucking morning Gem,
Your right we should be in bed fucking, but ouch the razor blades would be fucking wickedly painful.
 
Re: no fucking razor blades

psyche said:


Good fucking morning Gem,
Your right we should be in bed fucking, but ouch the razor blades would be fucking wickedly painful.

Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Yeah, who needs fucking razor blades anyway, with yours and Woody's sharp wit around, Lofl.
Bed is definitely the fucking place to be or the place .................
Oh, fuck-shit man, here we fucking go again:eek:
:devil:
 
No fucking harm intended

Angel4play said:


Hey there Drive by!! we be fucking newbies wiff out a clue... hehehe. Oh and your name doesn't mean yer a gangsta.... does that mean yer not gonna shoot dat gun of yers??? :heart: :kiss: :rose: :D :kiss:

My point was not to make fucking fun. What I meant was that if I came in, in the middle of this fucking thread and started reading some of it I would also say what the fuck what is this all fucking about anyway. Does it make any fucking sense? Of course it doesn't but we sure are having a fuck of a lot of fucking fun.
 
Devil_d0ll said:
oh do u really.. wouldnt u rather have the real fucking thing? hehehehe cuz ill volunteer :devil:

ah a fucking volunteer!!....we need more fucking volunteers....then we could be fucking this & fucking that...LOL :kiss: :kiss:
 
aramera said:
:D What would this fuckin thread be without some of us fuckin Aussies putting some good fucking on it.

:cool: We do like to fuck a roo
We do we do we do
We also like a woman or two
Instead of a fuckin roo
So come to Aussie please do
And we will give you a fuck too. :p Me :p

FUCK aramera.. you've got 'em running FUCKin' scared love... You're too believable.. please tell them we don't really FUCK kangaroos.. please...LOL :D
 
Re: Geeez

Gem_tiger said:
Well, fuck me with a razor-blade, look at the fucking time. It's a public holiday, I should be in fucking bed, or I should be fucking in bed, or I should be in bed fucking or
Oh, how the fuck should I know, my brain is fucked:devil:

We all agree that yes your're truly fucked in the head so why did it take all this fucking time for you to realize it, and if you stop all that fucking around trying to get pics then maybe you'd find someone to fuck you fuckin pudwhacker and what in the fuck is wrng with you, "fuck you with a razor blade"? Shit buddy if your into that kinky shit why not stick that dick in a meat grinder at 500rpm and bust a fucking nut, qeesh!!!

This morning I more or less did fuck off at work and just drove around learing at all these sexy fucking women wearing their thin blouses and shit, so now I'm in da mood to do sum fuckin :D
 
Ladybird said:


FUCK aramera.. you've got 'em running FUCKin' scared love... You're too believable.. please tell them we don't really FUCK kangaroos.. please...LOL :D

you folks fuck kangeroos???....your just fucking with us right?...LOL
 
Re: Wicked fucking thoughts

psyche said:
I've had my share of wicked fucking thoughts, and yes I join you in bed. I'm still waiting for you to teach me to take your banana in my fucking ass. I'm all ears - well, maybe not all ears.

By the way, I'm never going to ask you to fucking lie to me. Give me the fucking truth any day.

now where is my teaching certificate, dammit I hope I didn't lose the fucking thing :devil:
 
Ladybird said:


FUCK aramera.. you've got 'em running FUCKin' scared love... You're too believable.. please tell them we don't really FUCK kangaroos.. please...LOL :D

It's cool LadyBird I know he's just bein a fuckin wally ....... maybe he just needs to find himself a town bike ...... then again ...... he did seem well versed didn't he ..... oh fuck was he for real? :D
 
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