"Fuck"

Status
Not open for further replies.
Gem ...

it's 5 fucking AM and I have people from next door screaming at me to shut the fuck up and stop laughing so loud and I'd respond to each of your fucking post if I could but I'll just say two things, you fucking okay and I'd be happy to sit in a jailcell after getting piefaced with ya my fucked up friend, and I can't take anymore of that fucking begging so while I know sweet H....L..... is going to kick my fucking ass, I feel it's only right to let you see 1, but only 1 and don't fucking ask for more cause I ain't fucking gonna do it again
 
Last edited:
your tongue and my pussy

Woodmiester said:


Doll I don't want to marry but I am willing to have a fucking wild truly fucking meaningless lust filled affair with you and my fucked up promise would be to fuck you with my tongue no less than 2 hours a day, ass fucking upon request and other things that slip my mind at this moment because its so fucking late

Your tongue and my pussy would be very good fucking friends. And there goes that memory problem again, but I would be there to remind you just what it is you need to do so that would work out too.

My keyboard is fine - just joking!
 
Last edited:
tight

Gem_tiger said:


Paaaaaaaaa---toooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee, you Dirty Fucker!!

Are you telling me that while I thought I was *teasing* Psyche's clit with my tongue, I was really licking yours????? Ohhhhhh Man, that is sooooooooooooooo fucking gross!!!!!!!!


Sorry about your nose, I had thought Psyche was a bit fucking tight down there, I could only just manage two fingers :eek:


LMFAO

It's tight but it's wet.
 
Re: your tongue and my pussy

psyche said:


Your tongue and my pussy would be very good fucking friends. And there goes that memory problem again, but I would be there to remind you just what it is you need to do so that would work out too.

My keyboard is fine - just joking!

My tongue I'd like you to meet Psyche's pussy ({*}) ..... Psyche's pussy, I'd like you to meet my tongue :p

Now that the fucking introductions are over, shall we get on with it? ;)
 
Re: Gem ...

Woodmiester said:
it's 5 fucking AM and I have people from next door screaming at me to shut the fuck up and stop laughing so loud and I'd respond to each of your fucking post if I could but I'll just say two things, you fucking okay and I'd be happy to sit in a jailcell after getting piefaced with ya my fucked up friend, and I can't take anymore of that fucking begging so while I know sweet H....L..... is going to kick my fucking ass, I feel it's only right to let you see 1, but only 1 and don't fucking ask for more cause I ain't fucking gonna do it again


Woody, you great, big fucking ASS-BANDIT!!!! What the fuck was that??????????? It could be a fucking pig's snout for all I fucking know. It's no good offering a man a meal and giving him a snack, LMAO. Get rid of the fancy fucking effects and let me see the pic, you fucking defective sperm-cell!!

Catch you later ^^55s
 
Jewelz said:
there is an abundance fucking on this fuckin thread! :eek: :D :eek:

Ahhhhhhh, Jewelz, my sweet, how the fuck are you today (sorry Kid, it's the rules).
Nice to fucking (sorry -- rules) see you again. Hope you are well and extremely fucking (sorry again -- rules you know) happy.

:kiss: :rose:
 
Re: Re: Gem ...

Gem_tiger said:



Woody, you great, big fucking ASS-BANDIT!!!! What the fuck was that??????????? It could be a fucking pig's snout for all I fucking know. It's no good offering a man a meal and giving him a snack, LMAO. Get rid of the fancy fucking effects and let me see the pic, you fucking defective sperm-cell!!

Catch you later ^^55s

fancy fucking effects you say? hmmmmmm, seems it suffered a meltdown during the damn upload, I'll have to call Gates about this, he's got some fucking explaining to do :D
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh, Eck - scuse Me

Gem_tiger said:


Well, it was damn fucking splendid chatting with you, D-D. It's 9 fucking 30 here in the fucking UK, so, sleep fucking well, my fucking Princess:devil:

I'l be there to fucking tuck you in and fuck the life out of you in a few fucking minutes:D



(bit over the top there, I think, but what the fuck)
it wasnt over the fucking top it was very fucking sweet.. am i supose to say thank u or fuck off... lol :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh, Eck - scuse Me

Devil_d0ll said:

it wasnt over the fucking top it was very fucking sweet.. am i supose to say thank u or fuck off... lol :kiss:

It's your thread, say what you fucking like. Personally I would prefer thank u (if you said fuck off, I might think you mean it and then I'd Fuck Right Off). Lol
:kiss: :rose:
 
feel?

Gem_tiger said:


May I have a feel???? When Woody get's his fucking *Bugle* out of the fucking way :D
:devil: :devil:

Feel fucking free to feel away all you fucking want.
 
Re: your tongue and my pussy

Woodmiester said:


My tongue I'd like you to meet Psyche's pussy ({*}) ..... Psyche's pussy, I'd like you to meet my tongue :p

Now that the fucking introductions are over, shall we get on with it? ;)

By all fucking means, let's.
 
experienced

Hey guys,
I'm experienced! Now I can say I got my fucking experience on the fuck thread. Is that fucking cool or what - I don't fucking think that virgin label really fucking fit me anyway. Just not quite fucking accurate if you fucking know what I fucking mean.
 
Re: experienced

psyche said:
Hey guys,
I'm experienced! Now I can say I got my fucking experience on the fuck thread. Is that fucking cool or what - I don't fucking think that virgin label really fucking fit me anyway. Just not quite fucking accurate if you fucking know what I fucking mean.

As I come up to you from behind whispering in your ear, Congratulations ..... I also ask, "mind if I reach around and play with your tits while I fuck you in the ass?" :devil:
 
unexperienced in the ass

Woodmiester said:


As I come up to you from behind whispering in your ear, Congratulations ..... I also ask, "mind if I reach around and play with your tits while I fuck you in the ass?" :devil:

That's something that I am a virgin in, but you know what? I bet if you got me all hot and fucking bothered that you could probably talk me into it. You've after all got that gift with words.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh, Eck - scuse Me

Gem_tiger said:


It's your thread, say what you fucking like. Personally I would prefer thank u (if you said fuck off, I might think you mean it and then I'd Fuck Right Off). Lol
:kiss: :rose:
my darling fucking Gemmy... if i were to tell u fuck off it would mean it in the sincerest way.. if that is possible... lol
:p's and :kiss:'s to ya baby
 
lovemetender said:
FUCK FUCK FUCK...there I feel much better :)
oh do u really.. wouldnt u rather have the real fucking thing? hehehehe cuz ill volunteer :devil:
 
Re: experienced

psyche said:
Hey guys,
I'm experienced! Now I can say I got my fucking experience on the fuck thread. Is that fucking cool or what - I don't fucking think that virgin label really fucking fit me anyway. Just not quite fucking accurate if you fucking know what I fucking mean.
specfuckingtacular Psyche.. and what a cool fucking way to get it
 
Re: Re: experienced

Woodmiester said:


As I come up to you from behind whispering in your ear, Congratulations ..... I also ask, "mind if I reach around and play with your tits while I fuck you in the ass?" :devil:
*pouts* fuck Woody.. why dont u ever say that to me??
 
Re Roo Fuckin

:D Hey there Woody..... If you hav'nt fucked a Roo, don't fuckin knock it. Fuckin Roo fuckin here is a national sport.

:cool: The fuckin secret is to be fuckin bouncing up when they are fuckin bouncing down. That way you get full fuckin penafuckintration.

:kiss: Fuckin See Ya. :rose:
 
roo fucking

Go for it Woody, stick it in and fucking hang on for life!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top