prettygrneyes
A Naughty Nurse
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I stopped SWEARING and I stopped SMOKING and I stopped DRINKING..........................DAMN IT!!!!! I left My God Damn FUCKIN' ciggarettes at the mother FUCKIN bar .........LMFSAO
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Devil_d0ll said:i was looking for something new for mysig and ran across this poem... "you fuck like sleater-kinney"
omg its funny
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/7135/poetry/sleater.htm
prettygrneyes said:laughing my fucking sexy ass off at FS talking about fucking tony hawk on the fuckin thread..LOL

psyche said:
Like I said earlier, I would never bite and I didn't mean to hurt. You're just playing hard to get, so pick up the fucking soap and lather up my beautiful ass.
oh damn I like ur fucking av thats so fucking cute.........Woodmiester said:
Picking up the fucking soap and lathering up your beautiful ass that looks so fuckin inviting ........
Me playing hard to get? Now that's a good one, shall we meet at the Mall on the east or west side of the Hwy? Now how's that for playing fucking hard to get![]()
prettygrneyes said:oh damn I like ur fucking av thats so fucking cute.........
Woodmiester said:
Picking up the fucking soap and lathering up your beautiful ass that looks so fuckin inviting ........
Me playing hard to get? Now that's a good one, shall we meet at the Mall on the east or west side of the Hwy? Now how's that for playing fucking hard to get![]()
Devil_d0ll said:its my favorite word it has many definitions.. whats ur fav way to use it???
just dont put fucking in front of anything u call me and we wont have ANy problems lol
Doll
psyche said:
Don't forget there's other parts that need lathering up, that fucking banana's going to be squeeky clean. Oh, yeah, that's what you say but what fucking mall and what fucking highway. As if there's only one!!!
Let's see, does Rt 36 ring a bell? One on the east side and another on the west?

psyche said:Sometimes the way you talk to me I think that you can fucking see me sitting here. You bet I'm blonde, but I've got a Ph.D. so it balances out some fucking how.

ok now ill tell u the fucking reason for the screaming lol
1. i wasnt fucking prepared
2. he has a huge fucking dick
3. no lube.. didnt even fucking spit on it or anything...
but id still fuck him till this day cuz well thats what hes good for
fuck odnt feel bad.. i was laughing while i fucking wrote it.. i would have been fucking him tomorrow but he got fucking called into workredelicious said:
Devil-
I know its awful, but this really made me laugh last night.
Red
i would have been fucking him tomorrow but he got fucking called into work
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