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manofsteel52 said:

I see on one of Kayte's post that you got fucking married!
Congrats, baby, I wish you all the best!:kiss::kiss:



Any chance I could fuck the bride...?:devil:
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*beams proudly* yes, Baby, Flameman and i did get married :D

i don't see anything wrong with a congratulatory fuck, hon ;)
 
Jail said:
*beams proudly* yes, Baby, Flameman and i did get married :D

i don't see anything wrong with a congratulatory fuck, hon ;)
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Hi {{{{{{{{{Jaily}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart:

I told Zam your news. He is fucking thrilled for you.
 
Jail said:
hmmmmm well i'd fucking sue the state for lying in their slogan, then i'd fucking move to West Virginia :p ;)
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LOL Let's not even get into the fucking that goes on in West Virginia, or so they say. Of course, if I had the cash and the proper motivation, I supposed I might be tempted to move to West Fucking Virginia.
 
kayte said:
Hi {{{{{{{{{Jaily}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart:

I told Zam your news. He is fucking thrilled for you.
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(((((((((((((((kayte))))))))))))))):heart::kiss:

please show Him the photos if you wish, also please thank Him and smother Him with hugs and smooches from me :D
 
Dracoa said:
LOL Let's not even get into the fucking that goes on in West Virginia, or so they say. Of course, if I had the cash and the proper motivation, I supposed I might be tempted to move to West Fucking Virginia.
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you need cash just to fuck in West Virginia? :eek:

fuck that! maybe South fucking Carolina is a better option. if you don't get fucked, you can at least fucking golf *laughs*:D
 
Jail said:
you need cash just to fuck in West Virginia? :eek:

fuck that! maybe South fucking Carolina is a better option. if you don't get fucked, you can at least fucking golf *laughs*:D
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Don't need cash to fuck, but to get there. Not that I fucking know anyone in West Virginia.

Golf has always seemed so fucking boring to me, I'd be better off not having sex. lol
 
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Dracoa said:
Don't need cash to fuck, but to get there. Not that I fucking know anyone in West Virginia.

Golf has always seemed so fucking boring to me, I'd be better off not having sex. lol
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LOL well i admit i fucking love to golf, but i would rather fuck than golf. at least i know where the ball is definitely going ;)
 
Jail said:
LOL well i admit i fucking love to golf, but i would rather fuck than golf. at least i know where the ball is definitely going ;)
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lol There's that too. At least when it comes to fucking I'd know where my balls were going.
 
Dracoa said:
Of course, it would really fucking help to have a fuck buddy. Just don't really know many people around here anymore.
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call Tim Kaine and tell that fucker that you need a fuck buddy. :devil:

then ask if his wife is available for fucking :D
 
Jail said:
call Tim Kaine and tell that fucker that you need a fuck buddy. :devil:

then ask if his wife is available for fucking :D
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Who?

In unrelated news. Last night I had "adult time", and I think it's safe to say that I am the fucking man. (I'm allowed to have my delusions.) Last night I went out to a "Gentlemen's Club" out in WVA. I'd been there a couple times before. Well tonight I went there was three girls that work there who recognized me and greeted me warmly, one even coming up to me and to give me a hug when she saw me. Then there was a girl who works there who was dancing, when she was done and had gotten reclothed came out and straight for me in a hurry. Then later I talked to another girl who works there who looked as though she'd been having a bad night, and was, on top of a bad week. I cheered her up some, got a private dance. As a natural reaction I got fucking hard as a rock when she was grinding away, then I hear a little "mmm" out of her. Simply put she liked what she felt and then started imagining a good bit more, which continued even after the private dance was over, I was called bad by her. lol And to top it all off, I got the email of yet another girl who works there who happens to be legally deaf, if I had a txt package I'd have gotten her number. She offered it. So yeah. I've got friends who work in a strip club, because I treat them like human beings, not pieces of meat.
 
Dracoa said:
Who?

In unrelated news. Last night I had "adult time", and I think it's safe to say that I am the fucking man. (I'm allowed to have my delusions.) Last night I went out to a "Gentlemen's Club" out in WVA. I'd been there a couple times before. Well tonight I went there was three girls that work there who recognized me and greeted me warmly, one even coming up to me and to give me a hug when she saw me. Then there was a girl who works there who was dancing, when she was done and had gotten reclothed came out and straight for me in a hurry. Then later I talked to another girl who works there who looked as though she'd been having a bad night, and was, on top of a bad week. I cheered her up some, got a private dance. As a natural reaction I got fucking hard as a rock when she was grinding away, then I hear a little "mmm" out of her. Simply put she liked what she felt and then started imagining a good bit more, which continued even after the private dance was over, I was called bad by her. lol And to top it all off, I got the email of yet another girl who works there who happens to be legally deaf, if I had a txt package I'd have gotten her number. She offered it. So yeah. I've got friends who work in a strip club, because I treat them like human beings, not pieces of meat.
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isn't Tim Kaine the fucking governor of Virginia?

well goodonya for treating them properly! i commend you but i also hope you got a good fucking too:)
 
Jail said:
isn't Tim Kaine the fucking governor of Virginia?

well goodonya for treating them properly! i commend you but i also hope you got a good fucking too:)
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No fucking clue who the governor of VA is. I just moved back here like 3 or 4 months ago.

Of course I treat them properly. I actually respect them for being brave enough to do what they do. The way I see it is they've got to be proud of their bodies to show them off like that. Nope. Didn't get a good fucking, yet. Who knows though. Just might eventually.
 
Jail said:
(((((((((((((((kayte))))))))))))))):heart::kiss:

please show Him the photos if you wish, also please thank Him and smother Him with hugs and smooches from me :D
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I will fucking do so darling. Hope you week has been spectacular {{{{{{{{{{{Jail}}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart:
 
Dracoa said:
No fucking clue who the governor of VA is. I just moved back here like 3 or 4 months ago.

Of course I treat them properly. I actually respect them for being brave enough to do what they do. The way I see it is they've got to be proud of their bodies to show them off like that. Nope. Didn't get a good fucking, yet. Who knows though. Just might eventually.
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sheesh, Dracoa, and i knew that and i've never fucking been to VA *laughs*

well when you do get fucked, i want fuck by fuck action, k?:devil:
 
kayte said:
I will fucking do so darling. Hope you week has been spectacular {{{{{{{{{{{Jail}}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart:
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((((((((((((((((kayte)))))))))))))))))):kiss::heart::rose:

well kinda, but i'm sooooooo fucking sick of the rain and winter:(
 
Jail said:
((((((((((((((((kayte)))))))))))))))))):kiss::heart::rose:

well kinda, but i'm sooooooo fucking sick of the rain and winter:(
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{{{{{{{{{{Jail}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart: Oh that's right you have all of that right now. Could you send us a bit of the fucking rain?

Love ya sweetie.
 
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