"Fuck"

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Help! I'm a virgin!

I couldn't think of a better place to help me out of my "situation" than on a thread entitled "fuck".

Any fuckers here that can help me?

Camilla

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sit down sweetpea, take a deep breath and just relax. There, now, doesn't that feel better??

Now, what's the fucking problem Toots??? You need to get to 30 fucking posts huh????????????

Well hold on to your sweet ass darling ................ we're going for it



x12

 

[Camilla]

Re: Re: Help! I'm a virgin!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sit down sweetpea, take a deep breath and just relax. There, now, doesn't that feel better??

Now, what's the fucking problem Toots??? You need to get to 30 fucking posts huh????????????

Well hold on to your sweet ass darling ................ we're going for it



x12

Yeah, right there. MMMMMM . . . . It feels much, much better.

Actually, I was hoping for some other type of fucking help, but if all I get are posts then I guess it will have to do.

 

[Gem_tiger]

Where's every other fucker .......... Yo !! Oi, *Phwweeeeepp* (that was a whistle)
Woody, you fucking Grease Monkey, where the fuck are ya????

Jeeez, you lot are as much use as a Candy-Floss fucking Door Knob

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Re: Re: Help! I'm a virgin!

Yeah, right there. MMMMMM . . . . It feels much, much better.

Actually, I was hoping for some other type of fucking help, but if all I get are posts then I guess it will have to do.

Ohhhhhhhhhh, noooooooooo !! Not just fucking posts ......... the other type of help is mandatory

If you'll just lay on that couch ...... oh, best remove all your clothes ............ they may cause a bit of *Static* you know

Oh my, oohhhh, what a beautiful body ....... would you mind if I just lick your nipples ........... mmmmmmmmmm, I like it when they go hard like that

 

[Camilla]

Where's every other fucker .......... Yo !! Oi, *Phwweeeeepp* (that was a whistle)
Woody, you fucking Grease Monkey, where the fuck are ya????

Jeeez, you lot are as much use as a Candy-Floss fucking Door Knob

Are you calling in the reinforcements? It's only little ole me. I won't bite . . . too hard.

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Help! I'm a virgin!

Ohhhhhhhhhh, noooooooooo !! Not just fucking posts ......... the other type of help is mandatory

If you'll just lay on that couch ...... oh, best remove all your clothes ............ they may cause a bit of *Static* you know

Oh my, oohhhh, what a beautiful body ....... would you mind if I just lick your nipples ........... mmmmmmmmmm, I like it when they go hard like that

Ahhhhhhhh, yessssssss, mmmmmmmmmmm, who taught you to suck like ......... oooooooooohhhhhhhh

I'll just press my face between your soft thighs and ................
oh, fuck ...... ooooohhhh fuck, I'm gonna cum ..................

 

[Gem_tiger]

Are you calling in the reinforcements? It's only little ole me. I won't bite . . . too hard.

Of course ...... I'm only little ole me ........... that hot fucking body of yours was just made for giving pleasure ....... oh, well, we have all night and your pussy really does taste good ...... oooohhhhhhhh and so wet, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*sluuurp*

 

[Camilla]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Help! I'm a virgin!

Ahhhhhhhh, yessssssss, mmmmmmmmmmm, who taught you to suck like ......... oooooooooohhhhhhhh

I'll just press my face between your soft thighs and ................
oh, fuck ...... ooooohhhh fuck, I'm gonna cum ..................

Not so quick on the trigger my friend. I like it to last. Like that little fucking energizer bunny . . . he keeps going & going & going.

 

[Camilla]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Help! I'm a virgin!

Ohhhhhhhhhh, noooooooooo !! Not just fucking posts ......... the other type of help is mandatory

If you'll just lay on that couch ...... oh, best remove all your clothes ............ they may cause a bit of *Static* you know

Oh my, oohhhh, what a beautiful body ....... would you mind if I just lick your nipples ........... mmmmmmmmmm, I like it when they go hard like that

I have already removed all my clothes and I'm on the bed. Wanna fucking see? You can if you go to the "Camilla" thread in the amateur pic forum. I'm waiting for you.

C

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Help! I'm a virgin!

Not so quick on the trigger my friend. I like it to last. Like that little fucking energizer bunny . . . he keeps going & going & going.

It's okay, don't panic, now you've stopped that, I'll be fine ........
Pheeeeew, close fucking call .............. almost had to think of .... well, never mind ........... now you just relax, let me do all the *mouthing*

 

[Camilla]

grrrrrrrowl

Of course ...... I'm only little ole me ........... that hot fucking body of yours was just made for giving pleasure ....... oh, well, we have all night and your pussy really does taste good ...... oooohhhhhhhh and so wet, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*sluuurp*

Good night, Tiger. You're a nice mother-fucker.

C

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Help! I'm a virgin!

I have already removed all my clothes and I'm on the bed. Wanna fucking see? You can if you go to the "Camilla" thread in the amateur pic forum. I'm waiting for you.

C

Woo Hoooooooooooooo ................. on my fucking way ...........

ah, ah, don't fall asleep .............. you'll wake up with a *tiggy* growing out of your sweet pussy

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: grrrrrrrowl

Good night, Tiger. You're a nice mother-fucker.

C

Night night .................. see ya later


fuck, she's good

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: FRIDAY!!!

I know..it's fucking scary how much

Very fucking scary, baby!

 

[psyche]

What the flying fuck am I doing in Indo-fucking-nesia for Pete's fucking ball-bagging sake!!! Jeeeeeeeezuz H Fucking C ............

ah well at least my fucking luggage made it to the right place

Ok fellas, when's the next fucking plane out of here

Hang on Psyche ..................... Oh, I'll just wait 'til you're tired out, huh???

Gemmy you are too fucking hilarious! I've been waiting at the fucking airport for two fucking months now.

 

[Devil_d0ll]

where the fuck is everyone?
guess ill go fucking read a book.. yes i can fucking read the big words i dont need anyones help lol

 

[bknight2602]

DD I'm fucking here, right fucking now!

 

[Soron]

where the fuck is everyone?
guess ill go fucking read a book.. yes i can fucking read the big words i dont need anyones help lol

how the fuck are ya DD?

 

[fucksalottapuss]

DD I'm fucking here, right fucking now!

im fucking here too cuz im fucking bored my fucking fuck queen ;]

 

[James G 5]

Well FUCK
Been too busy to get on for the last few days & I gave up on reading all the fucking posts <sigh>
Woody, here're a few for the book that might not've been mentioned yet
"Hair Pie" and "hairy taco" and "bearded clam"
All fucking food references for something I love to eat

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: Re: fucking poetry?

You haven't been around all day Woody,
and that sure is not fucking goody (pretty bad I know!)

we surely did miss
your sweet fucking kiss

Well that fucking one legged ass kicking contest was put off till today and I had to practice for the rematch and all, but it's fucking touching to hear you say I was missed

And a smilley? That's fucking new isn't it for you? Well hell then a for that sweet smiling face and some for that pussy of yours

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Help! I'm a virgin!

I have already removed all my clothes and I'm on the bed. Wanna fucking see? You can if you go to the "Camilla" thread in the amateur pic forum. I'm waiting for you.

C

Well I best get the fuck over there and check your sweet fucking puss, tits and ass out then hurry on back here, now was that correct, your in need of some fucking help or just some good fucking

Dammit Gem you ol' fudgepacker I'm here so stop all that damn yelling

^5 buddy

 

[Woodmiester]

Well FUCK
Been too busy to get on for the last few days & I gave up on reading all the fucking posts <sigh>
Woody, here're a few for the book that might not've been mentioned yet
"Hair Pie" and "hairy taco" and "bearded clam"
All fucking food references for something I love to eat

Hell James I don't know who started it I was just trying to start a fucking running list thinking someone would get the fucking hint and ccp the fucker and keep it going, but that's what happens when I fucking try to think huh
..... But thanks for at least these additions

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: fucking poetry?

Well that fucking one legged ass kicking contest was put off till today and I had to practice for the rematch and all, but it's fucking touching to hear you say I was missed

And a smilley? That's fucking new isn't it for you? Well hell then a for that sweet smiling face and some for that pussy of yours

Very fucking quiet on the fucking fuck thread last night!! Well at least I didn't miss any good fucking.

Thanks Woody, and good luck in the ass kicking contest.

 

[psyche]

Hell James I don't know who started it I was just trying to start a fucking running list thinking someone would get the fucking hint and ccp the fucker and keep it going, but that's what happens when I fucking try to think huh
..... But thanks for at least these additions

That would be aaron who started that, we were talking about The F Word Book, and I told him they also had a Penis Book that I wanted to get. So he asked me if they had a Pussy book, and I said no. It's going to be his next fucking publication. Then he's doing tits and asses. I'm getting personally signed first editions!