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Woodmiester said:


While I'm holding the fucker down, you won't mine if I get in a few licks of my own do ya, not on Gem of course :devil:

You fucking sack of parrot-shit !!! Hold me fucking down and then grab the fucking goodies while I'm fucking helpless ............... what a fantastic fucking buddy you are ............ you'd do anything for me, wouldn't ya pal :rolleyes: :eek:
I had to work hard to get into this predicament!!!

Fucking Mother-fucker
 
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Gem_tiger said:



Yaaaaaaayyyy, By the time Woody is big enough, I'll be too old .................... ah Fuck it, hold me down Woody, my boy:D :devil:


She did say licks and not fucking Kicks

eh?? eh??:eek: :eek:

that's exactly what I said--FUCKIN' LICKS!!! :p

I promise it won't be too painful. Hopefully it will be a pleasant & memorable experience. Maybe you will learn the error of your ways.
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


Don't fucking mind a bit. After all it would only be polite. :)


Oh, fucking great ................ I put my neck in a fucking noose just for a quick *tonguing* of your pussy .... and Woody gets the fucking prize!!!!!!:rolleyes:

I'm getting fucking ripped off here :D :devil:

:kiss: :heart: :rose:
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


that's exactly what I said--FUCKIN' LICKS!!! :p

I promise it won't be too painful. Hopefully it will be a pleasant & memorable experience. Maybe you will learn the error of your ways.

you ALL are fucking wild....mmmmm I fucking love it
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


that's exactly what I said--FUCKIN' LICKS!!! :p

I promise it won't be too painful. Hopefully it will be a pleasant & memorable experience. Maybe you will learn the error of your ways.


Oh, I will, I will, Luscious :kiss: :kiss: .. It may take a fucking while though, I'm a bit of a slow fucking learner ............. 6months should do it, babes :devil:
:kiss: :heart: :rose:
 
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Gem_tiger said:



Oh, fucking great ................ I put my neck in a fucking noose just for a quick *tonguing* of your pussy .... and Woody gets the fucking prize!!!!!!:rolleyes:

I'm getting fucking ripped off here :D :devil:

:kiss: :heart: :rose:

Ever heard of a fucking threesome? While I'm giving you your licks, Woody can be giving me mine. Now that soron is here we can just have a fucking orgy!
 
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Soron said:


you ALL are fucking wild....mmmmm I fucking love it




Naaaaaahh, not fucking me .......... I've been tamed and trained by the fucking best ......................... and if you believe that load of bollox, you'll believe anything :devil: :D
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


Ever heard of a fucking threesome? While I'm giving you your licks, Woody can be giving me mine. Now that soron is here we can just have a fucking orgy!


Well, do I get to suck on your gorgeous boobs then?????????

Fuck, I'm harder than a chocolate frog and twice as ....... well never fucking mind :eek: :eek:

:kiss: :heart: :rose:
 
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Gem_tiger said:


You fucking sack of parrot-shit !!! Hold me fucking down and then grab the fucking goodies while I'm fucking helpless ............... what a fantastic fucking buddy you are ............ you'd do anything for me, wouldn't ya pal :rolleyes: :eek:
I had to work hard to get into this predicament!!!

Fucking Mother-fucker

Well dickweed I do want to thank you very much for helping this poor small yankee out :D

And you called me a mother fucker? Well you listen up ......

A motherfucker I may be, but the mother I'm fucking don't belong to me ;)
 
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Gem_tiger said:



Oh, I will, I will, Luscious :kiss: :kiss: .. It may take a fucking while though, I'm a bit of a slow fucking learner ............. 6months should do it, babes :devil:
:kiss: :heart: :rose:

Well, if you are a fucking slow learner I'm willing to give you some one on one individual attention after I spank your ass good. You'll be yelping like your little Garfield AV when I'm done with you.
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


Ever heard of a fucking threesome? While I'm giving you your licks, Woody can be giving me mine. Now that soron is here we can just have a fucking orgy!

mmmm a fucking orgy huh?

*getting fucking naked for this*
 
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Gem_tiger said:



Well, do I get to suck on your gorgeous boobs then?????????

Fuck, I'm harder than a chocolate frog and twice as ....... well never fucking mind :eek: :eek:

:kiss: :heart: :rose:

What in the fuck is a chocolate frog? that must be a fucking yankee term.
 
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Gem_tiger said:



Well, do I get to suck on your gorgeous boobs then?????????

Fuck, I'm harder than a chocolate frog and twice as ....... well never fucking mind :eek: :eek:

:kiss: :heart: :rose:

Yes, you can fucking suck on anything you want!
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


Have you got the sense you were born with? Fucking call me a buttwipe? That's gonna be several more licks for you. And no fucking popcorn for you either after it's all over with. And don't blame your fucking dementia on me, either. I think maybe that was hereditary.

I do enjoy a good spanking partay! Whoop whoop!


Actually, I was blaming it on fucking Woody (as ya fucking do around here).... but hey, if it's worth a few more licks ...... and I could do with a bit of a diet, hehe :rolleyes: :devil:

:kiss: :heart: :rose:
 
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Soron said:


mmmm a fucking orgy huh?

*getting fucking naked for this*

OOOO Soron, getting fucking naked twice already today! You are my kinda fucking guy.
 
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Gem_tiger said:



Oh, fucking great ................ I put my neck in a fucking noose just for a quick *tonguing* of your pussy .... and Woody gets the fucking prize!!!!!!:rolleyes:

I'm getting fucking ripped off here :D :devil:

:kiss: :heart: :rose:

Now don't be too fucking sure of that ...... I think I'm the one fucking losing out here, let's take a look .....

Reds licking on you, I'm doing my best to to lick her belly button from the fucking inside I might add, I don't see where afucking damn thing is working on me and now she's invited Soron? :eek: :eek: now I might be willing to do some new and wild things, but Soron buddy, come near me and your pullin back a fucken stub :D :D

okay hows this, Red, while your licking on Gem how about I lather you up guwd with some fucking tongue then I'll just slip some wood to ya, and Soron, well, Gem does have some facial hair and if you look at him sideways and pretend .......
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


Yes, you can fucking suck on anything you want!

Yahoooooooooooooooooooo ............ fuck off Woody, you can put that *pantie-python* away you fucking pervert!!

:devil: :D
 
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Woodmiester said:


Now don't be too fucking sure of that ...... I think I'm the one fucking losing out here, let's take a look .....

Reds licking on you, I'm doing my best to to lick her belly button from the fucking inside I might add, I don't see where afucking damn thing is working on me and now she's invited Soron? :eek: :eek: now I might be willing to do some new and wild things, but Soron buddy, come near me and your pullin back a fucken stub :D :D

okay hows this, Red, while your licking on Gem how about I lather you up guwd with some fucking tongue then I'll just slip some wood to ya, and Soron, well, Gem does have some facial hair and if you look at him sideways and pretend .......

THIS IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT & I'M PRACTICALLY IN TEARS FROM LAUGHING. I'll try to compose myself.
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


OOOO Soron, getting fucking naked twice already today! You are my kinda fucking guy.

I always wanted to fuck a sweet girl from Kentucky....but fucking twice in one day? woo fucking hoo
 
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Gem_tiger said:


Yahoooooooooooooooooooo ............ fuck off Woody, you can put that *pantie-python* away you fucking pervert!!

:devil: :D

Did I mention I rubbed my fucking cock on her nipples, so tell me, how do I taste gerbel balls :D
 
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Woodmiester said:


okay hows this, Red, while your licking on Gem how about I lather you up guwd with some fucking tongue then I'll just slip some wood to ya, and Soron, well, Gem does have some facial hair and if you look at him sideways and pretend .......


You fucking bar-steward!!!:D That is soooooooooo fucking typical of you :rolleyes: :eek:

Pay no fucking attention Soron .......... he's fucking ma.... ma..... ma ........ fucking off his trolley!!:devil:
 
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Soron said:


I always wanted to fuck a sweet girl from Kentucky....but fucking twice in one day? woo fucking hoo

That's my fucking minimum. Not my fucking maximum.

I am very sweet . . . downright fucking sweet.:kiss:
 
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Soron said:


....but fucking twice in one day? woo fucking hoo

your into but fucking? holy shit nimrod :eek: Gem, he wants you, he wants you bad ..... I told you to shave that shit off your fucking face
 
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Woodmiester said:


Did I mention I rubbed my fucking cock on her nipples, so tell me, how do I taste gerbel balls :D

Bleeeeeecccchhh, ... you dirty fucker!!!!!!!!! Have you been to a clinic lately?????? that had fucking lumps in it ...... haha:devil:
:D
 
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Woodmiester said:


Did I mention I rubbed my fucking cock on her nipples, so tell me, how do I taste gerbel balls :D

Even if Gem doesn't care for your taste, I bet you taste fucking good. Keep rubbing by the way. I like it.
 
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