"Fuck"

[aaron32]

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This reminds me of an old joke......2 faded Southern belles in the late years of the decline of the South are sitting on the verandah of one's home sipping mint juleps
Between sips, they reminsce about times gone by, days of cotillons and personal beauty and love
One says to the other "Honey, do you remember the Minuet?"
Her friend gazes up over the rim of her glass and replies "Darling, it's been so long I hardly remember the men I fucked"

(insert rimshot here)

pretty fucking funny G 5 ... but i think you "fucked up" ... ladies, you're on.

 

[James G 5]

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pretty fucking funny G 5 ... but i think you "fucked up" ... ladies, you're on.

Ohhhh no
the fucking punchline counts!!!

 

[aaron32]

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Ohhhh no
the fucking punchline counts!!!

damn ... you're fucking right ... my fuck up ... so is there a penalty for saying someone fucked up when they didn't fuck up?

 

[James G 5]

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damn ... you're fucking right ... my fuck up ... so is there a penalty for saying someone fucked up when they didn't fuck up?

Is there an official in the house?
Penalties for bad fucking calls?

 

[Woodmiester]

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Awwwwwww, Baaaaaabbbbbyy
Surely you must be fucking mistaking me for Woody!!!!!!!! (always blame someone who's not here to defend themselves, hehe)

You KNOW, I'm a sweet, innocent little Tiggy

Your in fucking trouble now buckwheat

a fucking all weekend haircut?

 

[aaron32]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: thanks!

Is there an official in the house?
Penalties for bad fucking calls?

i guess dd has gotta be the judge ... i'll just wait in this fucking holding cell until she passes judgement.

 

[Woodmiester]

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I don't know, it looks like they would fucking tickle!

OK then just for you I'll shave the fuckers off so you won't get confused abuot them or my tongue and fingers tickling your sweet fucking pussy

 

[Gem_tiger]

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Your in fucking trouble now buckwheat

a fucking all weekend haircut?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought you were supposed to be busy all weekend with your *partner in crime* - Bb!!!

Fuckin', Fuckin' 'ell ....... I told her to keep you occupied until Monday Morning ........... Jeeeeeeeezzzz. Must I do everything my fucking self

How are ya, Buddy ^5s. I hear you're working on a *Gucci* Web-site

 

[Gem_tiger]

Aw fuck ,,, it didn't fukin work. Fuck it.

How the Fuck did you get that photo of me and .................. well, never fucking mind. Viagra had fuck-all to do with it

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: thanks!

i guess dd has gotta be the judge ... i'll just wait in this fucking holding cell until she passes judgement.

I reckon you'll be there a fucking while ....... she's in the middle of moving house ............... just holler if you need a fucking Pizza or something

 

[Gem_tiger]

Fuck knows where Psyche has got to. She's probably going round the hardware stores trying to buy another 1000 Posts ............. daft fucking mare ..............


Come on Psyche ......... that has to be worth at least a good tongue-lashing, hehe

 

[LusciousRedLips]

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ROFLMAO

Noooooooooooooooo, not two crazies ........... I can't fucking cope

Who's the other fucking crazy, besides me? I'm still kinda new around here.

Don't you like peecan pie? If not, maybe I can have you over to my double-wide trailer and we can have vienna sausages and soda crackers on the deck.

 

[LusciousRedLips]

Re: Not meaning to get off the subject...

But I was just looking at LusciousRedLips handle, thinking it would be nice to have a really experienced lady for a romp... and realized the I'm a virgin!
Imagine that, me, a FUCKING virgin!
At my age! *lol*

A fucking virgin*lmao*

Well now that I am really fucking experienced (especially in the art of fucking), let me show you the way. Let's work on getting rid of that "virgin" tag of yours.

 

[psyche]

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ROFLMAO

Noooooooooooooooo, not two crazies ........... I can't fucking cope

And just who in the fuck is the other fucking crazy, Gemmy? I'm fucking baaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk!

 

[LusciousRedLips]

Re: Re: Re: thanks!

This reminds me of an old joke......2 faded Southern belles in the late years of the decline of the South are sitting on the verandah of one's home sipping mint juleps
Between sips, they reminsce about times gone by, days of cotillons and personal beauty and love
One says to the other "Honey, do you remember the Minuet?"
Her friend gazes up over the rim of her glass and replies "Darling, it's been so long I hardly remember the men I fucked"

(insert rimshot here)

Ok, since we're doing old people jokes . . .

True story. A young doctor goes up to an elderly, shut-in woman and asks, "How long have you been bedridden?"

Puzzled, she embarrassingly looks at the young doctor and says, "My husband's been dead for 20 years, so it's been at least that long."

Yeah, I know, fucking crappy joke. Hey, I can't be good at everything.

 

[psyche]

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh, don't wish for that ..... Psyche is a fucking Bad-Ass ..................... she'll ride you hard and punch you in the mouth at the same time ........................ trust me I know ......... that's where her Lit. name comes from

hahahaha

Fuck, Gemmy! I can't fucking turn my fucking back on you! I may be a fucking bad ass but the only one I'm going to punch in the fucking mouth is you - and I'm not going to ride you hard first (or softly either)!

 

[psyche]

Re: Well.....

Well, darlin' we could fuck each other to tears.. *g*

Sounds like a fucking plan!

 

[psyche]

Well, I think I'll just fucking saunter off again ..... having thrown those little numbers into the fucking ring


hehe

Luv ya Psyche ...... and you LRl

I can see you fucking running away.......But you can't run fast enough or far enough! I will fucking find you.....

 

[psyche]

Aw fuck ,,, it didn't fukin work. Fuck it.

Hey aramera,
Long time no fucking see! Where have you fucking been?

 

[psyche]

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

Fucking missed you again!

 

[LusciousRedLips]

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i guess dd has gotta be the judge ... i'll just wait in this fucking holding cell until she passes judgement.

a fucking holding cell, huh? sounds interesting to me. Can I join you?????

 

[psyche]

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damn ... you're fucking right ... my fuck up ... so is there a penalty for saying someone fucked up when they didn't fuck up?

Of fucking course there is and it's double for not using fuck!

 

[psyche]

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Your in fucking trouble now buckwheat

a fucking all weekend haircut?

Woody,
Gemmy is out of fucking control! I think we need a fucking net and cage!

 

[psyche]

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OK then just for you I'll shave the fuckers off so you won't get confused abuot them or my tongue and fingers tickling your sweet fucking pussy

Yeah, I guess I'd like to fucking know what is what.

 

[psyche]

Fuck knows where Psyche has got to. She's probably going round the hardware stores trying to buy another 1000 Posts ............. daft fucking mare ..............


Come on Psyche ......... that has to be worth at least a good tongue-lashing, hehe

Yes, I would say calling me a daft fucking mare would about do it Gemmy. Maybe I should start treating you nice since you seem to go out of your way for my 'tongue lashings'! I'll just fucking ignore you instead.