"Fuck"

[Ladybird]

How the fuck do you keep finding all these funny pics??? LMAO.
No, what it is right; I've got to drive up to Portsmouth at midnight to get the ferry over to France.
I didn't get a wink of sleep last night --------- don't ask why, I don't fucking know -- I just could not sleep.
Anyhow, I decided that i would go to bed at lunchtime and stay there until about 10pm, then shower and dress.

Being the fucking idiot I am, I thought *I'll play on Lit. for a while*

Bad fucking move!!!!!!
See??? Easy, innit??

Well..... cos I just happened to be looking for THAT pic on another browser when I posted here.... sweetie!

So what are you going to France for? How about stopping off at Guernsey on the way and saying hello to my son and dtr in law... their bub is due today.

Don't be too hard on yourself sweetheart..... we all know how addictive lit is. I've been guilty of sillier things than that!!

http://www.bronzepig.com/gallery/mascots/tiger3.jpg

 

[Ladybird]

And besides, I've just got to grovel round LadyBird now after you two fuckers made me *naughty*

Oh yeah baby.... grovel.

I can't remember the last time someone grovelled to me...

oops!! Forgot the fuckin' pic!!

http://www.bronzepig.com/gallery/mascots/zootigersm.jpg

 

[Gem_tiger]

Well..... cos I just happened to be looking for THAT pic on another browser when I posted here.... sweetie!

So what are you going to France for? How about stopping off at Guernsey on the way and saying hello to my son and dtr in law... their bub is due today.

Don't be too hard on yourself sweetheart..... we all know how addictive lit is. I've been guilty of sillier things than that!!

http://www.bronzepig.com/gallery/mascots/tiger3.jpg

The Ferry doesn't go past Guernsey, otherwise I would
Are you and you're family trying to re-populate the world??????
How many more little *ladybirds* are due hatch this year.
Fucking hell, Guv'nor!!

I'm just going for a day trip -- pick up some duty free booze

 

[psyche]

france!

How the fuck do you keep finding all these funny pics??? LMAO.


No, what it is right; I've got to drive up to Portsmouth at midnight to get the ferry over to France.
I didn't get a wink of sleep last night --------- don't ask why, I don't fucking know -- I just could not sleep.
Anyhow, I decided that i would go to bed at lunchtime and stay there until about 10pm, then shower and dress.

Being the fucking idiot I am, I thought *I'll play on Lit. for a while*

Bad fucking move!!!!!!


See??? Easy, innit??

Take me with you to France Gemmy! And you're not a fucking idiot we all stay here too long, we're all fucking addicted!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Oh yeah baby.... grovel.

I can't remember the last time someone grovelled to me...

oops!! Forgot the fuckin' pic!!

http://www.bronzepig.com/gallery/mascots/zootigersm.jpg

I'm getting fucking carpet-burns here ------------- Jeeeezz, do you normally run around with no panties????????????

No, I'm not complaining -------- mmmmmffffff, slurp, --- it makes things a lot fucking easier for me

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: france!

Take me with you to France Gemmy! And you're not a fucking idiot we all stay here too long, we're all fucking addicted!

Ok, hop on this broomstick (and if you believe that's a fucking broomstick!!!)

 

[Ladybird]

Originally posted by Gem_tiger
I'm getting fucking carpet-burns here ------------- Jeeeezz, do you normally run around with no panties????????????
No, I'm not complaining -------- mmmmmffffff, slurp, --- it makes things a lot fucking easier for me

No panties... no bra.. why fuckin' waste time with unnecessaries?

I like the idea of just lifting my skirt to you...

And no more little Ladybirds this year, after this one. I've only got two kids! LOL

http://www.people.memphis.edu/~kshawes/tiger2.gif

 

[tonitits]

No panties... no bra.. why fuckin' waste time with unnecessaries?

I like the idea of just lifting my skirt to you...

And no more little Ladybirds this year, after this one. I've only got two kids! LOL

http://www.people.memphis.edu/~kshawes/tiger2.gif

Congratulations on the second grandbaby! (I realize it is not yet here), my niece had a baby Monday, but we did not get to fucking see the baby, they have her on oxygen to slow down her breathing. I think my niece is going home today, not sure about Kelsie, we are planning to go see them next Tue, if she is up for the visit.

 

[Gem_tiger]

No panties... no bra.. why fuckin' waste time with unnecessaries?

I like the idea of just lifting my skirt to you...

And no more little Ladybirds this year, after this one. I've only got two kids! LOL

OMG --- sfglrpl pefhtcg orpdfh -------- Oh Fuck ----you've done it again!!

But Daniel was born in -------------- Oh, yeah, next year then.

What if dtr-in-law has quads????? Ever thought of that????
No!!!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Congratulations on the second grandbaby! (I realize it is not yet here), my niece had a baby Monday, but we did not get to fucking see the baby, they have her on oxygen to slow down her breathing. I think my niece is going home today, not sure about Kelsie, we are planning to go see them next Tue, if she is up for the visit.

Congrats to you too then -- or to your niece. Sorry to hear she has a problem, I'm sure everything will be fine
You'll see the baby soon.


Musn't forget to say fuck somewhere around here -- errr --- errr -- oh fuck it, I can't fit a fucking fuck in here any fucking where-------

 

[Ladybird]

Originally posted by Gem_tiger
OMG --- sfglrpl pefhtcg orpdfh -------- Oh Fuck ----you've done it again!!
But Daniel was born in -------------- Oh, yeah, next year then.
What if dtr-in-law has quads????? Ever thought of that????
No!!!

OH FUCK!!

If she has quads.... I"m staying in Australia! I suggest you immigrate too.. LOL

http://members.tripod.com/~cubby_bear/ngifs/4.gif

 

[Gem_tiger]

Right, I've just got to fuck off and get some fucking sleep.

Devil-Doll, my little Darlin', I hope you feel better soon, you must be feeling really groggy (LB would say Crook). I'd love to look after you but -- fuck-- I know you'd beat the living shit out of me as soon as you feel better, and I'd much rather miss out on that little luxury

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: france!

Ok, hop on this broomstick (and if you believe that's a fucking broomstick!!!)

Nicest fucking broomstick I've ever fucking seen. Make a note to do more sweeping in the future, thought it was fucking boring before, I have changed my fucking mind.

 

[Ladybird]

Originally posted by tonitits
Congratulations on the second grandbaby! (I realize it is not yet here), my niece had a baby Monday, but we did not get to fucking see the baby, they have her on oxygen to slow down her breathing. I think my niece is going home today, not sure about Kelsie, we are planning to go see them next Tue, if she is up for the visit.

Thanks toni.. the scariest thing about this one is the baby's fucking name.

They're not telling what they've chosen, but for a while it was going to be Imogene. I fucking hate that name!!

Oh yes... it's a girl.. we know that already.

As for your niece and her bub, I'm sure everything will be ok. These days they are so careful and perhaps even over cautious.

 

[Gem_tiger]

OH FUCK!!

If she has quads.... I"m staying in Australia! I suggest you immigrate too.. LOL

LMAO ---------- I'm fucking planning on it ------ might have to bring it forward a couple of years

 

[psyche]

nighty night!

Right, I've just got to fuck off and get some fucking sleep.

Devil-Doll, my little Darlin', I hope you feel better soon, you must be feeling really groggy (LB would say Crook). I'd love to look after you but -- fuck-- I know you'd beat the living shit out of me as soon as you feel better, and I'd much rather miss out on that little luxury

Nighty fucking night Gemmy. Sleep fucking well and have a safe fucking trip!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Re: Re: france!

Nicest fucking broomstick I've ever fucking seen. Make a note to do more sweeping in the future, thought it was fucking boring before, I have changed my fucking mind.

Wow!! I thought you'd gone fucking quiet!!!! You little bugger, you've been *road-testing* the fucking brooms

No, put the vacuum hose down, it's not good for you, someone might switch it on ----- ooooooooohhh painful


I have definiably, without any doubt got to go now -- I've got less than 5 fucking hours

 

[Ladybird]

Nigh night baby. Sleep tight, and look out for Ladybirds.. they bite!!

btw.. I'll have a bottle of Liqueur scotch thanks.. any brand, I'm easy to please!

http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/Danez/cat/tiger.gif

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: nighty night!

Nighty fucking night Gemmy. Sleep fucking well and have a safe fucking trip!

Thanks Psyche, I will -- nighty fucking night everyone

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: Re: france!

Wow!! I thought you'd gone fucking quiet!!!! You little bugger, you've been *road-testing* the fucking brooms

No, put the vacuum hose down, it's not good for you, someone might switch it on ----- ooooooooohhh painful


I have definiably, without any doubt got to go now -- I've got less than 5 fucking hours

OHHH! Not fucking painful at all! Get to fucking bed Gemmy!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Nigh night baby. Sleep tight, and look out for Ladybirds.. they bite!!

btw.. I'll have a bottle of Liqueur scotch thanks.. any brand, I'm easy to please!

No fucking Problem ---- Nighty Night

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: france!

OHHH! Not fucking painful at all! Get to fucking bed Gemmy!

I've gone, I'm in fucking bed, this is a hologram

 

[tonitits]

Congrats to you too then -- or to your niece. Sorry to hear she has a problem, I'm sure everything will be fine
You'll see the baby soon.


Musn't forget to say fuck somewhere around here -- errr --- errr -- oh fuck it, I can't fit a fucking fuck in here any fucking where-------

Thank you so fucking much,

 

[tonitits]

Thanks toni.. the scariest thing about this one is the baby's fucking name.

They're not telling what they've chosen, but for a while it was going to be Imogene. I fucking hate that name!!

Oh yes... it's a girl.. we know that already.

As for your niece and her bub, I'm sure everything will be ok. These days they are so careful and perhaps even over cautious.

SHe had alot of scar tissue from the first baby and when they were clipping it, nipped her bladder and had to repair it, but she looked good, both births were c sections, they said that the breathing too fast was common with c section babies and that the baby was fine just needed oxygen to slow the breathing down. The baby is Kelsie Faith, 7 lbs, 7 oz, 19 1/2 in long. They had told her that she should not have anymore children, she was not planning to anyway, but they tied her tubes while they were in there.

She did not sleep much the night before thinking that something was fucking going to go wrong.

Even if they name her Imogene I know that you will fucking love her sooo much!

 

[Devil_d0ll]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'll Try A-Fucking-Gain

Fucking Shit-shoot. You fucking crawler, Psyche. It was you that was driving me fucking crazy. LMFAO.

Don't go standing there with your fucking *butter won't melt in my mouth* looks and shuffling your dainty fucking feet ------ it just won't wash here (well, I can see Devil-Doll falling for it -- that's called Nepitism or somefink)

i dont fucking fall for anything.. as u should fucking know i am the fucking master at it all gemmy u would be puddy in my hands EVERYTIME and i would get away with anything i wanted to.. and i know psyche would too.. cuz where just that damn fucking good