Fuck.

[shereads]

Just thought I'd pop in and type some porn words. No reason.

 

[minsue]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

shitfuckdamnwhorepussycockcuntdicktittyass

say it loud and proud

 

[shereads]

shitfuckdamnwhorepussycockcuntdicktittyass

say it loud and proud

Language, missy!

Porn words are one thing. Combined porn words are just bad manners.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Language, missy!

Porn words are one thing. Combined porn words are just bad manners.

Obviously you thought I gave a shit....I'll have you know I extended my pinky when I spewed that.

 

[shereads]

Obviously you thought I gave a shit....I'll have you know I extended my pinky when I spewed that.

You're resolute, I'll say that for you.

 

[Belegon]

can't we just call for the impeachment now?

 

[shereads]

can't we just call for the impeachment now?

We can dream.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're resolute, I'll say that for you.

That's a good thing, right?

 

[shereads]

Which begs the question:

What would he have to do to be impeached? Be caught in a three-way with Condoleeza Rice and Saddam Hussein? God knows, the man has tried to be impeached. Maybe sex is the only thing that works.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Which begs the question:

What would he have to do to be impeached? Be caught in a three-way with Condoleeza Rice and Saddam Hussein? God knows, the man has tried to be impeached. Maybe sex is the only thing that works.

Replace Condoleeza with Colin and I think we have a winner.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Maybe a Dick, Bush, Rumsfeld circle jerk on the White House Lawn.

 

[shereads]

Maybe a Dick, Bush, Rumsfeld circle jerk on the White House Lawn.

Well, golly! Thank you for that word-picture.



I'll just toddle off to bed now. Right after I boil my brain in a pan of Lysol antiseptic.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Well, golly! Thank you for that word-picture.



I'll just toddle off to bed now. Right after I boil my brain in a pan of Lysol antiseptic.

I'm bitter. I can't stand this.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, golly! Thank you for that word-picture.



I'll just toddle off to bed now. Right after I boil my brain in a pan of Lysol antiseptic.

just soak it in brandy and light a match.........oh wait, that's Hannibal Lecter, never mind.

 

[Edward Teach]

Maybe a Dick, Bush, Rumsfeld circle jerk on the White House Lawn.

They'd claim it was a prayer service for the troops and 58% of the frigging' country would believe it including the goddamn New York Times.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

They'd claim it was a prayer service for the troops and 58% of the frigging' country would believe it including the goddamn New York Times.

yikes, that is chilling because it's true.

 

[Edward Teach]

yikes, that is chilling because it's true.

Sorry, babe, I'm just really bummed. It's gonna be a rough four more...if we survive.

 

[Edward Teach]

I'm going to bed too. Maybe we'll wake up to a miracle in Ohio.

Night ladies

 

[herecomestherain]

I've got another fuckin' crick in my neck and a scary squinty grimacy face on, you know that "she was weaned on a pickle" look? It's a bad dream all right...


Edited to add for shereads -- doublefuck

 

[impressive]

Words fail me.

 

[EnglishMuffin]

fuck

 

[SnoopDog]

shitfuckdamnwhorepussycockcuntdicktittyass

say it loud and proud

ScheißeFickenVerdammtHureMuschiSchwanzFotzePimmelTittenArsch.

There you go.

Snoopy

 

[shereads]

despair.