Fuck Your Partner In Ten Posts Or Less!

[MessierObject]

Good morning Kitten

I snuck out of bed earlier, letting her sleep in as late as possible, gathering every minute of rest and energy she can. When it's time to finally wake her up for the day I bring her her coffee, flavored just how she likes it and still just barely too hot to sip; it'll have time to cool. I set the mug on her night stand, place my hand, still warm from carrying it, on her shoulder peaking above the covers, and gently kiss her cheek, she doesn't move. I kiss it again and again until she slowly wakes, stirring gently and rolling over, my lips finding hers before her eyes open. My hand moves to the back of her neck, cradling her head, lifting it to mine. I continue kissing her until she's awake, until her hands are needily pulling me back into bed.

 

[danimal3378]

Yes.. anxious to learn how this works, care to demonstrate?

 

[Vicious Tease]

Settling into Low's lap, I smile up at him. I reach a hand up to touch his cheek, giggling softly at the bit of scruffy hair along his jawline. He smiles back and it's all the invitation I need, leaning in to softly kiss his lips. I can feel his smile as I press a bit harder, that grin fading as his lips part slightly. I pull his bottom lip between mine, gently nibbling, until he's had enough and takes control.

 

[curvyangel1969]

The smell of coffee

I feel him slip out of bed. I lay there day dreaming for a few minutes. It's Friday. We have the whole day off together. Last night was perfect. I smile with my eyes still closed. I hear him walking and smell the aromatic scent of freshly brewed coffee. I pretend to be asleep. He kisses my cheek and I try not to smile against his lips. He kisses me repeatedly until I must taste his lips with my own. I turn and feel his lips press against mine. Our kiss deepen. He cradles my head in his strong hands. I am ravenous for the taste of him and moan softly into his hot need mouth. My fingertips run lightly over his body that I need to touch. He feels so good under my hands. I greedily pull him into bed with me and under me smiling at him wickedly.

 

[Lunation]

We look into each other's eyes. The entire evening has been building to this moment, and all of the built up passion and intensity is welling up behind our eyes. I lean in, instinctively seeking her soft lips. She turns her head up slightly, standing on her tip toes, anticipating me.

Our lips press together, and then our teeth knock with an uncomfortable clicking sound.

Her eyes flutter open and she pulls away. "Owe! And...were your eyes open the whole time?"

I shrug. "Were they not supposed to be?"

"No!"

I scrape one foot against the ground, looking down. "Sorry, I don't really know what I'm doing."

"Obviously," she says as she wipes her mouth.

There is a long, empty silence, broken only by awkward shuffling. Eventually I walk away.


Edit: I don't have anyone in particular in mind for this. The challenge was to post a kiss. Done.

 

[Vicious Tease]

We look into each other's eyes. The entire evening has been building to this moment, and all of the built up passion and intensity is welling up behind our eyes. I lean in, instinctively seeking her soft lips. She turns her head up slightly, standing on her tip toes, anticipating me.

Our lips press together, and then our teeth knock with an uncomfortable clicking sound.

Her eyes flutter open and she pulls away. "Owe! And...were your eyes open the whole time?"

I shrug. "Were they not supposed to be?"

"No!"

I scrape one foot against the ground, looking down. "Sorry, I don't really know what I'm doing."

"Obviously," she says as she wipes her mouth.

There is a long, empty silence, broken only by awkward shuffling. Eventually I walk away.


Edit: I don't have anyone in particular in mind for this. The challenge was to post a kiss. Done.

I feel like someone needs to properly reply to your efforts but I can't do it. I mean, kissing my brother? Gross!

Where is EN? She needs to show you how a real woman would respond in such a situation.

 

[curvyangel1969]

We look into each other's eyes. The entire evening has been building to this moment, and all of the built up passion and intensity is welling up behind our eyes. I lean in, instinctively seeking her soft lips. She turns her head up slightly, standing on her tip toes, anticipating me.

Our lips press together, and then our teeth knock with an uncomfortable clicking sound.

Her eyes flutter open and she pulls away. "Owe! And...were your eyes open the whole time?"

I shrug. "Were they not supposed to be?"

"No!"

I scrape one foot against the ground, looking down. "Sorry, I don't really know what I'm doing."

"Obviously," she says as she wipes her mouth.

There is a long, empty silence, broken only by awkward shuffling. Eventually I walk away.


Edit: I don't have anyone in particular in mind for this. The challenge was to post a kiss. Done.

I feel like someone needs to properly reply to your efforts but I can't do it. I mean, kissing my brother? Gross!

Where is EN? She needs to show you how a real woman would respond in such a situation.

I know. I almost felt so bad for him I wanted to help him out of that awkward moment. At the very least a hug and pat on the back.

 

[MessierObject]

We look into each other's eyes. The entire evening has been building to this moment, and all of the built up passion and intensity is welling up behind our eyes. I lean in, instinctively seeking her soft lips. She turns her head up slightly, standing on her tip toes, anticipating me.

Our lips press together, and then our teeth knock with an uncomfortable clicking sound.

Her eyes flutter open and she pulls away. "Owe! And...were your eyes open the whole time?"

I shrug. "Were they not supposed to be?"

"No!"

I scrape one foot against the ground, looking down. "Sorry, I don't really know what I'm doing."

"Obviously," she says as she wipes her mouth.

There is a long, empty silence, broken only by awkward shuffling. Eventually I walk away.


Edit: I don't have anyone in particular in mind for this. The challenge was to post a kiss. Done.

I remember my first kiss too. I brought you a mannequin to practice on...sorry there's no head, mannequins are weird these day.

 

[Lunation]

I know. I almost felt so bad for him I wanted to help him out of that awkward moment. At the very least a hug and pat on the back.

I feel like someone needs to properly reply to your efforts but I can't do it. I mean, kissing my brother? Gross!

Where is EN? She needs to show you how a real woman would respond in such a situation.

In real life that would never happen. I would grab a handful of her hair, tilt her head back, start on her neck. From there, I only travel down.

EN has a busy day. My awkward humor stands!

 

[Lunation]

I remember my first kiss too. I brought you a mannequin to practice on...sorry there's no head, mannequins are weird these day.

We talked about your "hobby" of cutting the heads off of mannequins and dolls.

We talked about this.

Do you remember our rule?

 

[Vicious Tease]

I know. I almost felt so bad for him I wanted to help him out of that awkward moment. At the very least a hug and pat on the back.

Right!? In the movie Hitch (which I love), Will Smith's character says something about how most women believe that the first kiss will tell them everything they need to know about a relationship. That line always bothers me because, with the exception of the man who taught me how to kiss, I've had to teach every man that I've kissed since. I never saw their lack of skill as a deal breaker. On the contrary, it meant I could teach them to kiss the way I like it.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Right!? In the movie Hitch (which I love), Will Smith's character says something about how most women believe that the first kiss will tell them everything they need to know about a relationship. That line always bothers me because, with the exception of the man who taught me how to kiss, I've had to teach every man that I've kissed since. I never saw their lack of skill as a deal breaker. On the contrary, it meant I could teach them to kiss the way I like it.

I know. I love to kiss. Kissing is my jam.
I have no issue instructing if necessary.

 

[Inspirinious]

 

[MessierObject]

We talked about your "hobby" of cutting the heads off of mannequins and dolls.

We talked about this.

Do you remember our rule?

Right, the rule...see, this was different, I was making it better. It's an improvement.

 

[MessierObject]

I know. I love to kiss. Kissing is my jam.
I have no issue instructing if necessary.

I think I can measure up to your standards, but we can run a number of trials to verify my assumptions.

 

[Lunation]

Right!? In the movie Hitch (which I love), Will Smith's character says something about how most women believe that the first kiss will tell them everything they need to know about a relationship. That line always bothers me because, with the exception of the man who taught me how to kiss, I've had to teach every man that I've kissed since. I never saw their lack of skill as a deal breaker. On the contrary, it meant I could teach them to kiss the way I like it.

I'm a bit old for that. Set in my ways. I've avoided girl cooties this long and I'm not slipping up now.

Right, the rule...see, this was different, I was making it better. It's an improvement.

*crosses arms*

Where is the head, Messier?

 

[curvyangel1969]

I think I can measure up to your standards, but we can run a number of trials to verify my assumptions.

An extensive number of Trials just to be sure, one can never be too careful.

 

[MessierObject]

I'm a bit old for that. Set in my ways. I've avoided girl cooties this long and I'm not slipping up now.



*crosses arms*

Where is the head, Messier?

....See, here's the thing about that. I figured you wouldn't want it, so you know, I uh, took a few...liberties. And it may or may not have ended up, possibly, somehow, by no fault of my own mind you....

on the last payload to the International Space Station. Maybe.

 

[MessierObject]

An extensive number of Trials just to be sure, one can never be too careful.

It's only good science

 

[Vicious Tease]

I'm a bit old for that. Set in my ways. I've avoided girl cooties this long and I'm not slipping up now.

*wonders if I could steal Enny with a toe curling kiss*

 

[curvyangel1969]

It's only good science

In the name of science!

 

[Vicious Tease]

It's only good science

In the name of science!

*grabs a pencil and starts taking notes*

 

[curvyangel1969]

*wonders if I could steal Enny with a toe curling kiss*

I kissed a girl once. This year in fact. I was at a Mardi gras party. We we're all drinking and I said I had never kissed a girl. She is bi and asked if I wanted to. So I did. She was a good kisser too. She told me I didn't kiss like a straight Girl. Not sure what that means but I took it as a compliment. LoL.

 

[MessierObject]

I kissed a girl once. This year in fact. I was at a Mardi gras party. We we're all drinking and I said I had never kissed a girl. She is bi and asked if I wanted to. So I did. She was a good kisser too. She told me I didn't kiss like a straight Girl. Not sure what that means but I took it as a compliment. LoL.

I'm going to need more details. LOTS more. Or a demonstration.

 

[curvyangel1969]

I'm going to need more details. LOTS more. Or a demonstration.

You just want to watch some girl on girl action. Lol