Fuck You!

*Eve*

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This thread is dedicated to the people who have pissed me off the past couple of days,

I would like to send a Fuck you out to:

1. my boss, you two faced son of a bitch
2. to the people who suddenly forget how to drive in the rain
3. to the MF that cut me off today, and had the nerve to give me
the finger when I honked at him
4. to the teenage guys with the little cars and giant spoilers (I wish someone would tell them how ridiculous they look)
5. to the cashier at the grocery store who argued with me when
she gave me the incorrect amount of chain
6. To HeavyStick for starting that butt sex thread yesterday
which made me horny, but my honey wasn't home at the
time(but I forgive him :p )
7. To the people in this area that make fun of my slightly
southern drawl
8. To the makers of Almond Joy, I have to do extra aerobics
tonight


Fuck You!


if you need to vent post here
 
*Eve* said:

6. To HeavyStick for starting that butt sex thread yesterday which made me horny, but my honey wasn't home at the
time(but I forgive him :p )


Fuck You!



When do I get to redeem this fuck?
 
hmmmm, this wasn't exactly the kind of Fuck that I had in mind...but when in Rome...
 
*Eve* said:
hmmmm, this wasn't exactly the kind of Fuck that I had in mind...but when in Rome...

I'm sorry! :rose: I couln't think of any thing to say Fuck about except I wanted some!

My apologies! :rose:
 
Hi I heard fuck and I came running. All I need to know is who when and for how long...
 
SpiceCake said:
I'm sorry! :rose: I couln't think of any thing to say Fuck about except I wanted some!

My apologies! :rose:

No need to apologize, I was just teasing. I like to tease ;)
 
*Eve* said:
hmmmm, this wasn't exactly the kind of Fuck that I had in mind...but when in Rome...

Sorry for the hijack...actually, now I know why I came into this thread in the first place.

I want to say Fuck You to:

The fucking slow drivers in the fast lane today. Really. Thanks a lot. I missed my speed record between Mira Mesa and Hillcrest by 30 seconds.

The librarian who couldn't find the movie which their database says they have in stock.

To the young stuck up dude driving his brand new Lambhorghini Murcielago in my neighborhood and smugly smirking at everyone as he drove by (including me!). Asshole!

And to one of my friends for finally returning my message from a week ago. Thanks a lot....friend!
 
*Eve* said:
No need to apologize, I was just teasing. I like to tease ;)

I've got something you can tease!

Hey - everyone needs a safe place to rant - this is it!

Fucking ex husband - do I really have to be grateful? :mad:

How's that? :kiss:
 
SpiceCake said:
I've got something you can tease!

Hey - everyone needs a safe place to rant - this is it!

Fucking ex husband - do I really have to be grateful? :mad:

How's that? :kiss:

Babe, you're going to have to rant harder than that. Look at my rant! I got you beat!
 
Shingen said:
Sorry for the hijack...actually, now I know why I came into this thread in the first place.

I want to say Fuck You to:

The fucking slow drivers in the fast lane today. Really. Thanks a lot. I missed my speed record between Mira Mesa and Hillcrest by 30 seconds.


I hate the slow drivers in the fast lane, this jerk was doing 40 on a 65 today in the fast lane, I could just scream :mad:
 
*Eve* said:
I hate the slow drivers in the fast lane, this jerk was doing 40 on a 65 today in the fast lane, I could just scream :mad:

LOL!!!

Not only that, but how about the people who have their left-turn blinkers on??? You can't tell if they're going into the lane or not. And you don't want to try to pass them because they might try to make a lane change right then and there. I hate that!

So a BIG FUCK YOU to those people who leave their turning blinkers on!

Actually, I'm stilled peeved about the guy and the Lambhorghini. It should be me in that Lambhorghini!

FUCK!!! Now I'm pissed! lol

:mad:
 
HeavyStick said:
I know you want me to have that effect on you... patience... ;-)

you talk a good game hon, but don't let your mouth write a check that you ass can't cash :p
 
SpiceCake said:
Fuck you??? No, fuck me! :p
*puts on his best Robert DeNiro face*

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Well I don't see nobody else here, so you must be talking to me!

:D
 
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