Fuck you Hanns Schmidt

[Dick thick]

I, for one, am sick of nasty mouth, you miserable little prick! Little punks like you are like ants at the picnic. You do not contribute to anything and are a negative factor in this forum. You are so badass here in cyberspace but in real honest to God life we would see fear in your beady little eyes when you were confronted. Find another house to haunt and let this place be filled with people of good spirit and randy hearts again. Shove your uzi up your ass, punk.

 

[caligula]

Hey, where is Klinck today? I need a laugh!

 

[Dick thick]

Amen

Hey, where is Klinck today? I need a laugh!

It gets tiresome after awhile though.........

 

[hogjack]

You should be offering support

Please leave Hannsy alone.

He has been grounded for a week! It's just not fair.

 

[Dick thick]

Re: You should be offering support

Please leave Hannsy alone.

He has been grounded for a week! It's just not fair.

He needs "grounding"!!

 

[tortoise]

Oh look, another thread.

 

[Guest]

 

[metal_minx]

I've been busy ramming your mothers rectum with gondala poles

Gondola poles? That's pretty original, almost too far out though, for us non-ballooning set who don't know what they are.

 

[naudiz]

Tortoise, is that a birdman eating some dude in your AV?

Freaky.

 

[Guest]

 

[tortoise]

Yes'm. Tis a detail from the "Hell" panel of Hieronymous Bosch's famous tryptych "The Garden of Earthly Delights" (named after the center panel). I'm sporting it as a nod to the the impending pagan festivities.

The av-sizing has probably rendered it too small to note the birds flying out of the victim's ass. More's the pity.

 

[tortoise]

They're long poles used be Venicians to push their Gondala's (long canoe type things)

Your Spelling Buddy says "gondolas."



Edited to add: "Venetians."

 

[naudiz]

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a...

It's like the haggis of the damned.

 

[tortoise]

Indeed!

And, given the already diabolical nature of haggis, it's not far removed from the Real Thing.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I see the birds!

 

[tortoise]

I see dead people.

 

[naudiz]

I see dead people being eaten by birdmen while birds fly out of their ass.

King me.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I C U

Checkmate.

 

[Guest]

 

[tortoise]

There she goes with the megalomania thing again. What, no "Emperor me"?

 

[naudiz]

Oh, crumbs.

Okay, I'm taking off my bra-- oh, wait, wrong game.

 

[tortoise]

Yes, I am clearly a Superior Being, simply because I can spell.

The poor dear thing has utterly lost its bite. It's almost a shame.

Almost.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Oh, crumbs.

Okay, I'm taking off my bra-- oh, wait, wrong game.

We'll make it the right game.

 

[naudiz]

If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were gunning for a glimpse of my ta-tas.

 

[Dick thick]

For those results

Yes, I am clearly a Superior Being, simply because I can spell.

The poor dear thing has utterly lost its bite. It's almost a shame.

Almost.

the game is officially changed.