fuck......you.....ALL

[Wizard]

Thats what I said Laurel.........Near as I can figure is he is pissed off because no one repied to his last post .....I was wondering what this was about and just had to look..........So away how one of his threads crashed and burned and he is pissed at all of us for it..............

 

[Siren]

I CAN DRAW PICTURES WIZZIE???

 

[Wizard]

I can.........................................................

 

[Guest]

O.K. No more coffee for Skitch.

By the way, SK, I'd like to formally offer my pussy eating services for your benefit...

 

[KillerMuffin]

HELLO MY FELLOW PROBABLY PRETTY HACKED BY NOW BOARD MEMBERS

Go here before you post:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=16233

Skitch, hun, just say no!

 

[Latina]

Not sure what help skitch was seeking or offering to others, but here is my universal answer to men who want to help women, or who want to do something that will make a woman want to help HIM:

Stick your tongue straight out as far as it will go. Now move it to the far left side of your mouth. Keeping your tongue extended as far out as it will go, VERY slowly lick your tongue across your upper lip, until you reach the far RIGHT corner of your mouth. Now reverse direction, and lick your fully-extended tongue right-to-left across your upper lip. Kep reversing direction, and GRADUALLY increase the speed of your licks.

Now place your face between a woman's bare thighs, and use this same tongue motion against her clit, gradually increasing the speed of your licks for, oh, say, 30 to 60 minutes.

I guarantee, this will solve ANY problem either you or she is having!

Hope this helps, and hey, fuck you, too!

Latina

 

[Expertise]

Don't get me wrong I relly like it but.....

Gotta' diagree with Siren on the 69....

Although the view is tremendous..... if both parties are doing it right.... who can concentrate