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Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.



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Yup, down here a enjoying my 'fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity'.

Fuck 'em!;)
 
Ooh... Harsh.

Yet funny. :D

I love being English. I can laugh at all you fuckers!
 
One word. TEXAS.

We are not included in this are we? Our attitude down here is very "canadian" like. We are separate from all of you. We have our own lifestyle and did the Alamo-Santa Anna thing. We did our time fighting Mexico for freedom.

Please define the South. This is Tennessee, Alabama, Louisianna, SC and NC?

Bring it.:rolleyes:
 
We are separate from all of you. We have our own lifestyle and did the Alamo-Santa Anna thing. We did our time fighting Mexico for freedom.

Except that an awful damn lot of "your fighting" was done by Tennesseans. How the hell do you think we got the state nickname as "Volunteers"? Do you even know where Sam Houston was from? (*Hint hint* I grew up there . . . and it ain't in Texas).
 
It's all about attitude and the backwards attitude of most of the people in those southern states.

I speak from experience with the people there.

Now that doesnt mean all of them there are like that. There are peope that actually have open minds in the south and to those I cheer you on! It a hard thing to keep an open mind in the middle of all that iron shut minds.
 
sigh...........

so much sound signifying nothing...people will always be devisionists.....thats why if people cant kill each other over color or politics they switch to religion. the problem starts in the human heart, Not where we happen to live--
 
Interesting editorial:
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Since Election Day, I have been on the receiving end of e-mail tirades from friends threatening to leave America, jokes about seceding from "Jesus-land," and reveling in columns from European newspapers denigrating the 58 million Americans who voted for Republicans. The common cry is to blast those who voted Republican as Neanderthal "Jesus freaks" intent on extinguishing the glow of enlightenment shining from the urban centers on both coasts.

If only we could educate them, some bemoan . .

Let's have teach-ins to school them, others suggest.

As a former press secretary for several Southern Democratic candidates, I have come to believe that communication is not really our problem. Maybe the people who live in the vast sea of red that stretches from North Carolina to Nevada and North Dakota to Florida understand the intellectual and cultural elites who denigrate their towns as "fly-over country" perfectly.

As a Martha's Vineyard vacationing, Ivy League graduate, seemingly I should laugh along at the empty threats of investment banker liberals to take their rugby balls and skulk home to Europe, but instead, this mass denunciation of Middle America just infuriates me.

Perhaps as an African-American with an ever-present sense of being the "other," I recoil at the stereotyping. Or maybe it's the responsibility I feel to family members and childhood friends from the rural South and the inner city of Detroit who consistently vote for Democrats to help them and protect them even as we lose election after election.

It is time for the Northeastern and West Coast-based Democratic establishment to open up and invite our brothers and sisters from red state America who are winning races to sit with labor leaders, trial lawyers, civil rights groups and environmentalists and tell us how to win out there.

We need to acknowledge that red states are not filled with backward-looking "religious nuts," but instead with people who share our desire for equal treatment under the law and a secure future for their children. They want to be safe from the threat of terrorists, feel a little more financially secure and have a government that does not monitor their every action.

For all the blue state rhetoric, it is the red states of Arizona, New Mexico, Arkansas, Louisiana, Colorado and Kansas that currently have at least one minority or female Democratic governor or U.S. senator. If you include female Republicans, add the red states of Utah, Texas, North Carolina and Alaska. Yet, there are neither women nor minorities in those statewide offices in the blue states of Massachusetts, Vermont, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, Minnesota and Wisconsin. Those allegedly enlightened states all voted for John Kerry. In fact, the Massachusetts delegation doesn't even have one woman or minority member of Congress anymore.

Most people involved in statewide campaigns outside of the Northeast and West Coast will tell you that more often our candidates win despite being Democrats, not because of it.

Many people outside of urban America are anxious about turning over the protection of our country to people who openly display disdain for them. They eye warily a popular culture that reviles the symbols they hold dear, such as public displays of faith, protecting the flag and owning guns. Perhaps they view the challenges to those symbols as attacks by people who do not seem to respect them or their opinions and are so offended by them that they would rather vote against their own economic self-interest than align themselves with their attackers.

We've all had time to attack the red states. Now it's time to start listening to them.

• Jamal Simmons is now a public relations consultant in Washington.
 
Had to build on a swamp because the fuckers wanted thier orange juice. That's one of my favorite parts.


Honeysucklevine said:
One word. TEXAS.

We are not included in this are we? Our attitude down here is very "canadian" like. We are separate from all of you. We have our own lifestyle and did the Alamo-Santa Anna thing. We did our time fighting Mexico for freedom.

Please define the South. This is Tennessee, Alabama, Louisianna, SC and NC?

Bring it.:rolleyes:

And Georgia.

I really get that, though. There was actually a Republic of Texas for a very short time, if I recall correctly.
 
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That insipid website

I am in the heart of The Tennessee valley. i swim in TVA Lakes in the summer, enjoy my cheap electricity. Not to mention driving on the best roads in the country! The thing is.. there are many more open minded people in the south then the "north" gives us credit for. I've seen that website.. it's a bitter angry rant... At the risk of sounding like a hillbilly.. "American by birth, southern by grace" Most of the people who get on thier high horse about the south have never been here...

I've lived in arizona, Texas, and the northwest... I think I will sitck to Tennessee, Southern hospitality is the best..

as far as meeting a few ignorant southerners, i have met many from all walks of life equally so. Least the southerners are nice about it.
 
DarkAurora said:
I live in the south and I completely agree with the website.
Im from the South and I completely DISagree.

The south has a reputation for manners and charm and for good reason....the Northeast does not, and for good reason.
 
Re: That insipid website

dragon_gurl said:
I am in the heart of The Tennessee valley. i swim in TVA Lakes in the summer, enjoy my cheap electricity. Not to mention driving on the best roads in the country! The thing is.. there are many more open minded people in the south then the "north" gives us credit for. I've seen that website.. it's a bitter angry rant... At the risk of sounding like a hillbilly.. "American by birth, southern by grace" Most of the people who get on thier high horse about the south have never been here...

I've lived in arizona, Texas, and the northwest... I think I will sitck to Tennessee, Southern hospitality is the best..

as far as meeting a few ignorant southerners, i have met many from all walks of life equally so. Least the southerners are nice about it.

I'd have to agree with the general sentiment. On the one hand, I liked Georgia the short time I was there, though South Carolina was hot and humid as hell at the time (that's the only problem I had with it, the people were friendly).

On the other hand, I didn't like a lot of the people in Florida (it's a strange mix of Fundies, old folks and tourists for the most part), but I like the Puget Sound area people (Northwest) even less.

Interestingly enough, some of the most bigoted and prejudiced people I can remember I met in upstate New York.
 
Honeysucklevine said:
One word. TEXAS.

We are not included in this are we? Our attitude down here is very "canadian" like. We are separate from all of you. We have our own lifestyle and did the Alamo-Santa Anna thing. We did our time fighting Mexico for freedom.

Please define the South. This is Tennessee, Alabama, Louisianna, SC and NC?

Bring it.:rolleyes:

from a fellow Texan-DITTO!
it has to be Arkansas, OK, and the rest....
 
Honeysucklevine said:
One word. TEXAS.

We are not included in this are we? Our attitude down here is very "canadian" like. We are separate from all of you. We have our own lifestyle and did the Alamo-Santa Anna thing. We did our time fighting Mexico for freedom.

Please define the South. This is Tennessee, Alabama, Louisianna, SC and NC?

Bring it.:rolleyes:

the Texas that elected Ann Richards may have been canadian-like. the Texas that elected George W. is accurately described by that article.
 
CrackerjackHrt said:
the Texas that elected Ann Richards may have been canadian-like. the Texas that elected George W. is accurately described by that article.
Actually its the same Texas...when she rant the 1st time she pretended to be a moderate, by relection time her liberal voting record caught up with her and she couldnt fool anyone anymore.

After 4 years under her leadership, the SAME state that elected her, overwhealmingly voted her out of office.
 
the state changed. imho. it also got rid of jim hightower and elected rick perry during that same election, if i recall.
 
hmm. ok. in my all-knowing and infallible opinion. ;)
 
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