Yes, there is a lot about Jesus that the MAGAts are revealing:I'm waiting for a "Christian" minister or leader to mention what Jesus said about accumulation of wealth. And waiting. And waiting. Apparently my bible has lots of typos and Jesus was pro-billionaire
Jesus was indeed a big fan of billionaires. He was simply misquoted with that talk about rich people not being able to get through the eye of a needle. With enough money, rich people can buy HUGE needles.
Jesus was a member of the NRA. In fact, his dad (God) drafted the 2nd Amendment in heaven and sent it to the white founding fathers of the USA. MAGAts regularly preach that ownership of high-capacity military-grade guns is a God given right.
Jesus taught that climate change and evolution are both a hoax. His dad in heaven created the earth 10,000 years ago, after which his dad took a tour of His Creation riding on the back of a dinasaur. Any bad changes to the atmosphere happen only when Jesus and his dad get pissed at the libs.
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