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[DarkAngel]

Well its offical.... Not only did I get expelled from school. Because I missed to many classes... Dam my company anyways... But I went and got my wife Pregnant...

Fuck me... Fuck me. Fuck... me.. Not only that... But I now have 3 broken ribs in stead of 3 cracked ribs.... man does it hurt... smashed my truck up.. dam ice... put a hair line fracture in my skull(maybe it will nock some sense into me) and just found out... that my trucks plates ran out a month ago so my insurance was next to nothing because of it......

But besides this my weekend and so far my week as been good... how about yours...

OUCHHHHHHHHHH...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Congradulations.....

And healthy wishes for the new pregnancy.

 

[LordMagicMan]

sorry dark. you should appeal to the school and say you missed because ofyour injuries. prey they dont line up the dates ;p

 

[DarkAngel]

Thanks Spark...

Now can anyone tell me... Want teh Hell you are to do with Kids...

Uhm... I know you can sell the body parts off... but what else are they good for...

 

[DarkAngel]

sorry dark. you should appeal to the school and say you missed because ofyour injuries. prey they dont line up the dates ;p

Tried that...

They ask for the police report... dam... Smart teachers...

 

[Guest]

 

[Nobody Special]

Congrats

Shit now I have to work harder!! If the wife see this she going to have a fit because she wants a baby too...Ah well I love the trying part atleast...


Give the wife info Dark she needs it ..OF course she has been pain free for two weeks ...So she has not taken any Pain killers at all ...

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P.S About the crash it just knocked some since back into you beside your to happy about haveing a child

 

[DarkAngel]

Congrats on the bundle of joy!

But I'm fairly disappointed... I thought you were asking to be fucked...

My weekend was apparently a little better. I'm not pregnant! LOL

Well I would love to be fucked... But Thats how I got into this problem in the first place.... Dam dam dam dam dam dam dam...

I thinknin the kids name will either be Fuck me or Dam... Studid dick stay in your pants... Yeah Yeah I knoiw its long but hey it works..

 

[Guest]

 

[DarkAngel]

Well... then I see no problem.... Uhm.... Lets go for it...

No wait... be gentle... My ribs and head hurt like a bitch...

 

[LordMagicMan]

i thought you where married Dark :0

 

[DarkAngel]

i thought you where married Dark :0

Shhhhhhhhhh.......

 

[Guest]

DarkAngel

 

[Guest]

 

[DarkAngel]

Re: DarkAngel

What I want is below your belt and no where near your aching head!

Trust me... that head aching too. Needs to be played with..

 

[LordMagicMan]

*puts his fingers to his lips looking innocent*

 

[DarkAngel]

*puts his fingers to his lips looking innocent*

Good boy... teh checks in the mail...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: DarkAngel

 

[bluntforcemama]

Hell, I didn't even know you were married!

 

[LordMagicMan]

*wonders if the shit hit the fan yet*