Fuck me.

[Juliangel]

Re: Jesus H. Christ!!!

BTW thanks and I am flattered to death but somebody please just step up and fuck me. I don't care cyber phone e-mail
I NEED RELEASE!

Would gladly step up but I do not have the number and no email address for you either.

 

[TN_Vixen]

psssssssssst...Expertise?

c'mon on over heah my sugar pie and I'll take care of that need of yours. Just lie down and let me do all the work... *unclasps hair,shakes it.. takes off glasses and starts to unbutton her blouse*

 

[April]

Expertise, babe, give me your number, and I'll call you.

Just not today. Have to go to work.

 

[Naked Hunny]

HAHA I already have his Email Addy!!!

 

[Earthmuffin]

So THIS is how you enter the harem...

Ok, me too, shoot yer e-mail addi, ICQ, Yahoo Pager or MSN messenger at me! Go ahead! I'd be happy to help out.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Yea pick one Expertise I have yahoo, MSN, AOL, and ICQ!!

 

[Juliangel]

Sweetie

you've got mail, let me know what you think of your desk after you read it.

[Edited by Juliangel on 11-07-2000 at 10:54 AM]

 

[lickerish]

Awwwwwww hell.

I'd never get a chance in hell after all these ladies trampling over me... Ya'll beat me to the 'Me First! Me First!' Oh well, I've been abstinently horny for 8 months, whats another 8?!

Expertise, I hope your problems' been remedied..

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/fk/rainbow.gif Lickerish

 

[Thumper]

OK...you asked for it...

No, I mean it, I really need to get fucked.

*ties Expertise up with all the panties being thrown at him, and tosses him into the shark pen*

You're fucked now!

Damn....all ya gotta say is fuck me and you get loads of x rated email?

OK...I'll try it....Fuck me!

 

[Silverlily]

Heheh, YOUR email addy, I already have.

Do you need some attention too?

 

[Thumper]

Looky at me damnit! LOL

Always babe....

If the email is good enough you get a prize

 

[Silverlily]

<hand on hip> GOOD enough?? I dunno, is the prize worth it?

LMAO!

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Needs some sexy e-mails to... o wait... I think I just got one..

 

[Thumper]

....is that hip naked????

You won't know until I you try....

 

[Cheyenne]

I dunno, is the prize worth it?

Yup, the prize is worth it.

 

[Thumper]

I gots references!!!

One great big Smooooch for the lovely Cheyenne....

(and that little thing I said ya left out)

Thanks.....hehehehehehehe

 

[Silverlily]

Ok, guys, you have mail. I'll admit, it wasn't written tonight, but rather an unpublished short story. Hope you like it.

Lol, Cheyenne, I've seen that prize, it was definately worth it! <nods head emphatically> Definately!

 

[Thumper]

Carrots grow in bunches....

all of 'em?


hehehehehehehehehehe

Nighty night.....need sleep...

In case you ladies were interested...the local Strip joint "Deja Vu" is having MALE NUDE dancers on the 18th of Nov...I plan on being in the vicinity as the crowd exits...Gonna send the wife...this kind of thing is not common around here...

Remember "DC Cab"?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Wait a minute ... wait a minute ..

And I need your addy...

Poor lonely little email with no home, so sad.

oohhhhhhh yea Chandler ... what's up with that dear?? ... no email addy listed?

I wanted to tell you something on your b'day ... but I did not want to post it publicly ... well I couldn't tell you, now could I? lol ... no seriously ... who do you have to fuck around here to get the Prime Minister's addy anyway?
____________________________
Please Mr. Postman check and see
if there's a letter, a letter for me
I've been waiting such a long time
Since I've heard from that girlfriend of mine.
~The Beatles~

 

[SimplySouthern]

Dear me...the PMs email can't be public knowledge.

Then you would have hate mail...and I want to kill you mail....and I want to fuck you mail...and, wait....that's not such a bad thing.

I think I'll just watch with the Sparkster...maybe I can talk him into doing something fun

 

[Sammyjo]

Expertise...we are both in such need...we should just fuck each other