Fuck Me Marry Me Kill Me

[madmanmike]

time for a game. i name 3 people of each sex. you pick one to fuck. you pick one to marry. and you pick one to leave existence.

here are the rules.
1) cant fuck the one your married to. just marriage no sex.
2) the one you fuck is it. you only fuck. nothing else.
3) the one you kill dies a very horrible death
4) money and status dont matter you dont marry someone because they are rich. you marry them because you honestly would or they are the winner by default

MEN

george clooney
brad pitt
antonio bandaras

WOMEN

angolina jolie
jessica simpson
julia roberts


answer and name your own choices

 

[bisexplicit]

This would be better suited for say, the playground or the GB.

Regardless, here are my answers...
1) I'd fuck Brad Pitt.
2) I'd marry Antonio.
3) I'd throw Clooney off a cliff.

1) I'd fuck Jessica Simpson.
2) I'd marry Julia Roberts.
3) I'd throw Angelina Jolie off a cliff.

 

[HorseAtron]

I'd screw Brad Pitt to the max many many time
I'd marry Antonio as hes beastly
I'd dispose of Mr.Clooney with a knife and a bin bag

I'd screw Angelina
I'd marry Jessica
I'd dispose of Miss.Roberts with some fire and a house.

 

[zartol]

I'd fuck Brad Pitt and then some
I'd marry Antonio
I'd kill Clooney sure as shit

I'd fuck Angelina every which way
I'd marry Jessica
Julia... sorry girl

 

[little_siobhan]

I'd fuck Brad Pitt
marry Antonio
kill Clooney

I'd fuck Angelina all day long
I'd marry Julia
Jessica... your outta here!!

 

[Guest]

This is the game Howard Stern plays a lot

Fuck: Brad Pitt
Marry: Antonio
Kill: George Clooney

Fuck: Angelina
Marry: Julia
Kill: Jessica (she's hot but she's dumb as a post!)

 

[none2_none2]

I don't know what people have against Clooney. I bet he has the hairiest body (including ass) of the guys you listed. If I were single I'd to make love to his ass whether he is str8, bi, or gay.

Bandaras is ok, but not as hot as Clooney. I don't believe in murder, and I'm not in love with him, so he'd have to settle for a handshake.

Brad Pitt throw him to the women. He may or may not be a nice person, but regardless he is not my type at all -- too twinky.

 

[KharisLeaf82]

I'd fuck Brad. No Question. He seems Cool.
I'd Marry Antonio. He's got a funny side. I can live with him.
I'd Kill George. He doesn't light my fire either way.

I'd fuck Angelina. She'd like it, I'd like it.
I'd Marry Julia because I would have someone to fight with.
I'm Killing Jessica. Someone that dumb shouldn't breed.

*Kharis*

 

[conntom2002]

george clooney kill
brad pitt marry
antonio bandaras sex

WOMEN

angolina jolie sex
jessica simpson marry
julia roberts kill

 

[conntom2002]

I'd fuck Brad Pitt and then some
I'd marry Antonio
I'd kill Clooney sure as shit

I'd fuck Angelina every which way
I'd marry Jessica
Julia... sorry girl

we are totally kindred spirits

 

[CuriousNiceGuy]

I'd fuck Brad Pitt all day long.And I mean FUCK!
I'd marry George Clooney cause he's richer than Antonio.
I'd kill Antonio cause I hate his curly hair.

I'd fuck Angelina Jolie and probably have a threesome with Brad.
I'd marry Julia Roberts cause she seems kinda nice.
I'd kill Jessica Simpson cause I wouldn't EVER marry her..Sorry Jess but Angelina is much better than you..Just die.

 

[DarkAurora]

MEN
I'd fuck Brad Pitt becuase he's the hottest.
I'd marry Antonio because he seems like a very nice guy in real life.
I'd kill George Clooney because he made a horrible batman.

WOMEN
I'd fuck Angelina Jolie because she is very beautiful and probably the only woman I would ever mess around with.
I'd marry Jessica Simpson because I think her ditzyness is kinda cute.
I'd kill Julia Robert because uh well... she sucks compared to the other two choices.

 

[zartol]

we are totally kindred spirits

That is so good to know.