Fuck, Marry, Kill

[Bisexguy70]

Marry photogirl
Fuck SeanMc
Kill bisexguy because he doesn’t play this game and we all know how bad thread followers grind my gears

Oh and muddler the only thing I’d yell at you for is your dumb jokes.

Im so sorry @Rainshine. But thats the hardest ive laughed all day. Im now adding you to my kill list.

 

[may_I_please]

Um fuck muddler because he may be the only straight guy
marry bisexguy for who doesn’t love options
kill rainshine for no reason at all, sorry

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Being number one on everybody’s kill list is kind of hot, not gonna lie. Haters gonna hate.

I’m definitely going to angry fuck @may_I_please for not having a better reason for killing me
I’m already married to @muddler35 and his dumb jokes, boring me for all eternity.
And @Bisexguy70 has to die for -again- for fucking with the thread rules. (Now you’re just toying with my brain, aren’t you)

Marry @Rainshine because she's a sweet lady and hot as hell.
Fuck @may_I_please because I think it might please me, and that makes her happy too, right?
I'll kill some time with @Bisexguy70 , he seems good for a chat over a pint.

 

[steelyblue73]

Fuck @may_I_please
Marry @Rainshine
Handshake for @lakesailer_mi (It’s the holidays - no killing)

 

[Seadog777]

Marry photogirl
Fuck SeanMc
Kill bisexguy because he doesn’t play this game and we all know how bad thread followers grind my gears

Oh and muddler the only thing I’d yell at you for is your dumb jokes.

Well, howdy

 

[Seadog777]

Skipping Sean because his was just an out of game comment, and he hit on my bride 2 seconds after she married me.

Fuck @Photog1rl I don’t know her, but she seems fun.
Marry @Rainshine so she would be forced to listen to my dumb jokes.
Kill a few more beers with @Bisexguy70 . He’s a good drinkin buddy.

Btw Rain, did I tell you the one about the moth?

Who'd I hit on???

 

[Cat]

Fuck @lakesailer_mi
Marry @steelyblue73
Kill some ducks with @seanmckenzie777 - figured... We need a lot of game for dinner

 

[Seadog777]

Fuck @lakesailer_mi
Marry @steelyblue73
Kill some ducks with @seanmckenzie777 - figured... We need a lot of game for dinner

I'm always down to go hunting

 

[Seadog777]

Fuck @lakesailer_mi (you're bottom)

Marry @MrsNaughtyCat (since she's a woman)

Kill @steelyblue73 (Cowboys suck!!!)

 

[may_I_please]

Looks like a sammich with @seanmckenzie777. interesting
have to go back to @steelyblue73 for marriage, I know nothing about you bb but like the name
kill @MrsNaughtyCat for allergies

 

[Seadog777]

Looks like a sammich with @seanmckenzie777. interesting
have to go back to @steelyblue73 for marriage, I know nothing about you bb but like the name
kill @MrsNaughtyCat for allergies

I could always put him in a dress and a wig

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Looks like a sammich with @seanmckenzie777. interesting
have to go back to @steelyblue73 for marriage, I know nothing about you bb but like the name
kill @MrsNaughtyCat for allergies

This time I'll Marry @may_I_please , wouldn't want her to always be the bridesmaid and never the bride.
I'd Fuck @MrsNaughtyCat ! She's so naughty!
And I'd have to kill a beer with @steelyblue73

 

[Tedfkats]

Looks like a sammich with @seanmckenzie777. interesting
have to go back to @steelyblue73 for marriage, I know nothing about you bb but like the name
kill @MrsNaughtyCat for allergies

Marry. With a name like that.... it just flows.

Edit ***Maybe I should read the thread title next time.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

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Edit: I had posted a black and white picture here by mistake. Apologies everyone.

I guess I should go ahead and post to make up for it…

Fuck…Tedfkats because…why not?
Marry…lakesailer. He could teach me how to swim and sail.
Kill…time getting to know seanmckenzie in Aruba.

 

[DarkRaven13]

Fuck @lakesailer_mi because he's a guy and I've seen him around. (Is that a good enough reason to have sex with someone? Because you've seen them around? Hmm...

Marry @BlackCaramelCreme because she is totally great and I bet hanging out would be fun. (That is totally a reason to marry someone!)

Kill @Tedfkats because he didn't follow the thread rules. (I don't know if its a reason to murder someone, but @Rainshine seemed to think so with other non-rule followers, so if its a good enough reason for her, its a good enough reason for me.)

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Fuck @DarkRaven13 since her reason is a perfectly good one! Plus, she's really sexy!
Marry @BlackCaramelCreme because she is sweet and nice and sexy as hell.
Kill some beers with @Tedfkats. While @DarkRaven13's reason is quite sound, he really only deserves a spanking. :spank:

 

[Seadog777]

Fuck @DarkRaven13
Marry @BlackCaramelCreme
I've never actually seen them so I'm guessing here LOL
Kill @lakesailer_mi

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Fuck lakesailor
Marry raven
Kill seadog

 

[13Fantasies]

Fuck PrettyLilPussy.
Marry Lake
Kill Seadog

 

[MedicalMuse]

Fuck 13
Marry PLP
Kill Seadog (sorry dude)

 

[ShaneoD]

Fuck PLP
Marry MedicalMuse
Kill 13

 

[ShaneoD]

Fuck and marry @MedicalMuse
Sorry Shane and 13 I’ll get you a beer

I didn't know that was an option, sorry 13

 

[LadyLascivious1]

This is difficult since I don’t know 2 of the 3…

Fuck Shane (accents are hot)
Marry Muse (who wouldn’t? Plus all the sex)
Kill AverageJack (reminds me of another Litster’s name )

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Fuck AverageJack (reminds me of my name, so it'll be almost like masturbating).
Marry LadyL
Kill Shane (sorry, dude)

 

[AmberLGreen]

Fuck Shane (out of the three, I think he would be the one I could manipulate into building me furniture for sexual favours)
Marry the beautiful LL (we would make a devilishly fun couple)
Kill WJ (sorry mate but with your job at least you would end up somewhere nice. Boring as fuck but at least nice)