Fuck, Marry, Kill

[Nicefella]

This is so easy

Fuck @Chloe_Harper
Marry @MidwestPrincess23

(And then convince them both to be in a polyrel with me)

Kill @Saltfountain and go have a beer with @cactusjack0584

 

[Booboobear84]

Fuck @Chloe_Harper
Marry @MidwestPrincess23

Kill @Nicefella nothing personal

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fuck @Booboobear84 after he takes me dancing

Marry @Chloe_Harper cause apparently she knows how to have a good time

Kill @Nicefella cause I feel like killing @Nicefella

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Marry @MidwestPrincess23 so we could eat tots n nugs in bed after orgasms

(ASIDE - Not playing here, but wanted to highlight this comment as the one of the most well-reasoned, satisfying, and obviously correct answers I've seen in this thread

Well played, @crazychemgirl !)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @OrdinaryPerson
Marry @Chloe_Harper
Kill @Nicefella

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck @OrdinaryPerson (read that how you want )
Marry @crazychemgirl as it would annoy her most
Kill @NakedStoryLover as he messed with the karma of the thread

 

[EricaAnna]

Fuck @crazychemgirl just because it would be fun
Marry @OrdinaryPerson
Kill @Saltfountain

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fuck @OrdinaryPerson (read that how you want )
Marry @crazychemgirl as it would annoy her most
Kill @NakedStoryLover as he messed with the karma of the thread

I may be annoying but I still have boobs so I'll take it exactly like you want to fuck me

 

[Nicefella]

Kill @OrdinaryPerson because I feel like it too
Marry @crazychemgirl because I am all about marrying women that want to kill me!
Fuck @Saltfountain because if I have to it might as well be that good looking fucker.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fuck @Saltfountain to finally make his dreams come true
Marry @crazychemgirl and @EricaAnna to be sister wives without having to deal with a dude
Kill @Nicefella again cause I want to kill him and he skipped one of my wives just to kill me

 

[Nicefella]

Fuck @OrdinaryPerson because all this hatred is making me horny

Marry @crazychemgirl because we have history now.

Kill @Saltfountain because sometimes murder is appropriate?

 

[Saltfountain]

Looking at the last three posts...

Fuck and marry @OrdinaryPerson because as she points out she has boobs
Kill @Nicefella for ignoring @EricaAnna twice
Kill @Nicefella for jumping the queue

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @Saltfountain to make a 3some with my wife to be
@OrdinaryPerson because as has been noted, nice boobs
Kill @Nicefella because nice fellas don’t jump posters

 

[kathyisgr65]

@Nicefella - marry
@Bry1313 - fuck
@Saltfountain -kill rip

 

[Qky75]

@Saltfountain kill with kindness
@Bry1313 marry. What? It's 2025
@kathyisgr65 fuck....yeah. just fuck

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @kathyisgr65
Marry @Qky75
Kill @Bry1313

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @kathyisgr65
Marry @Qky75
Kill @Bry1313

Fuck @Bry1313
Marry @Qky75
Kil @kathyisgr65

 

[cactusjack0584]

Fuck @dawn_of_night
Marry @Qky75
Kill @Bry1313 (sorry dude )

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fuck @cactusjack0584
Marry @dawn_of_night
Kill @Bry1313

 

[EricaAnna]

Fuck @OrdinaryPerson
Marry @dawn_of_night
Kill @cactusjack0584 with hugs!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

This isn’t fair!!!!

Fuck @cactusjack0584
Marry @EricaAnna
Kill @OrdinaryPerson with kisses

 

[cactusjack0584]

Fuck @OrdinaryPerson
Marry @MidwestPrincess23
Kill @EricaAnna with snuggles

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @MidwestPrincess23
Marry @EricaAnna
Kill @cactusjack0584 ... Sorry buddy

 

[cactusjack0584]

Fuck @MidwestPrincess23
Marry @EricaAnna
Kill @cactusjack0584 ... Sorry buddy

*skip me*
Totally understandable

 

[MissRadiant]

Fuck @MidwestPrincess23
Marry @cactusjack0584
Kill a craft with @dawn_of_night