Fuck "Hooters" - I'm Opening A Club Called "Bulges"

[TN_Vixen]

I swear! Wouldn't this make some money somewhere? Or would most reasonable women go to the restaurant once and then be over gawking at each man's "package" as he approached their table? And to all those married out there, let the hubby say to you... "Hon, me and the guys are going to Hooters tonight for beers and the game," and YOU in turn can reply... "Sure, darlin'.. me and the girls will be at Bulges.. enjoy!" smile, wave and be gone.

I think it would be fun just to interview for the waiter positions. "Hmmmm, well honey, you LOOK like you might do, but I must insist that you take off the jeans.. nono, take them all the way off.... ahhh! OK, you're in." hehe

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've been wanting to.....

Open a club for years that.......

Monday nights? Early in the evening happy hour - local bands playing for free, trying to get their foot in the door. Until Monday night football time - when the place becomes a sports bar.

Tuesday nigths? Stripping women, for men.

Wednesday nights? Hump day. Stripping men, for women.

Thursday nights? Stripping women, for men.

Friday nights? Stripping men, for women. (Send them home horny for the hubby and the weekend.)

Saturday's - College sports during the day - happy hour local bands - and ticketed "good" B touring acts, 9pm until dawn.

Sunday's - pro sports during the day and local bands for free in the late evening.

 

[Lajo]

Ok...I may think of applying for work...but only if you interview me and, if necessary, help me achieve my full potential.

 

[coach]

I hear a punchline coming about "blowing ones horn"

GIVE ME A JOB AT BULGES

sorry TN

[Edited by coach on 10-16-2000 at 12:16 PM]

 

[April]

I want to be one of the interviewers!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

The headline dancer.....

could be called "Little Boy Blue."

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Or an S&M fetish dancer....

named.........

Al Hurt.

 

[Expertise]

My marketing genius at work....

Bulges.... where you always get a big head with your draft.

*preparing to duck and cover*

 

[Lajo]

Sounds wonderful April! And I am a firm believer in sexual harrassment. So, I sure hope you are good at harrassing (me)!

 

[coach]

I think my stage name will be KENNY G SPOT

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Or a drag Loren Bobbit look alike....

named........

Dick Sever'inson.

 

[April]

I truly LOL'ed, Expertise!

Damn, why does all the good stuff start when I have to go?

Lajo, I'm an equal opportunity sexual harrasser of males. LOL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh sorry....

that's bulges...... not bugles.

Dyslexia kicking in again.

Well, if it were bugles.......

Nah, forget it.

 

[kathy stl]

I used to "dance" (ok, be nice and let me use that word) and on a crowded night, given a couple guys convinced we had fallen in love (your ATM is maxed sweetie? kiss and have a nice life) I could drag home 500 to a 1,000 in badly rumpled bills. Gawd only knows where those had been!

Not my point though. Once a week was male dancers night. And yeah gals showed up and got a little silly. But the male dancers were lucky to clear a hundred. And that didn't keep them around for long. So until we learn the words "lap dance" gals, and start dropping thirty bucks every three mins, it's not a winning deal for the dancers.

 

[Expertise]

In my best Barry White voice....

If it were B-U-G-L-E-S....

Ohhhhh Babyyyyyy, blow my horn.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I'd pay extra to the well-endowed midget.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Some male midgets......

Are freakin' monster's down there - I wouldn't know but've been told.

 

[Savage Kitten]

I'd pay extra to the well-endowed midget.

WHAT?? XANDER GET's EXTRA'S??? well.. i really think thats not fair to the rest of the men.. ya know?? hehe

hey can i be in charge fo the party favors??? hmmm?


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JUST TEASIN XANDER BABY, JUST TEASIN!!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Sure Kitty, you and April and whomever. I was hoping Sparky would volunteer to be a paid employee, that way I could feel the package without paying the price. hehe

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I, male slave........

volunteer to be......... a male sex-slave, and to uphold the historic tradition of male sex-slave.

Feeling of the package would of course be no problem.

 

[Xander]

I'd pay extra to the well-endowed midget.

WHAT?? XANDER GET's EXTRA'S??? well.. i really think thats not fair to the rest of the men.. ya know?? hehe

hey can i be in charge fo the party favors??? hmmm?


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JUST TEASIN XANDER BABY, JUST TEASIN!!

Uhm where the hell did that come from is all I wanna know. How did you get "midget" to be extra party favour to moi???

Hell I'll take it. Vixen, want me to make my little pelvis move uhmmmm?????

 

[Shelby]

Would "Bulges" have an ~open mic.~ night where anyone
could just jump onstage, grab the mic with both hands & belt out a little something?

 

[Guest]

I'm here about the job...

I hereby submit my resume for the posted job opening....

*I ain't cheap... but I am easy!*


heheheheheheheheheheheheh

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[Savage Kitten]

DAYUMMMMMMM!!

I'd know that ass anywhere! thats Thumper!!! hehehehe

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

But the male dancers were lucky to clear a hundred. And that didn't keep them around for long. So until we learn the words "lap dance" gals, and start dropping thirty bucks every three mins, it's not a winning deal for the dancers.

Someone else told me this same thing... that women don't tip strippers well. Maybe it's just that they're used to being able to get dick on command, so they're not used to paying for it. For men, to show is but to ask...

I also remember reading of a couple of instances in which someone did attempt to open some restaurants in an attempt to remedy the inequitable balance of eateries in which you may openly ogle the waitstaff.

But from what I heard, they all failed due rather quickly. Sure, some curious and crotch-hungry women would come in to ogle, but a man would have to be extremely self-assured in his sexuality (read: as gay as a 3 dollar bill) to set foot in such an establishment.

The reverse is obviously not true at Hooters. Plenty of women go with men and big groups and find it fun enough to go back.

Even if it does survive, I'm afraid Bulges would be overrun by gay men and quickly become one of "those" places.

How do you think Playgirl magazine stays in business?